Mike Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've popped your shitty cripple tyres though haven't I? Escape on the rims, man. You're going to be exhausted carrying those heavy ass knife arms. I'll be fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about Wheel-legs man's biggest nemesis - stairs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about Wheel-legs man's biggest nemesis - stairs? Two boards under each wheel conquers stairs. Come on, man! This was in the fucking orientation brochure. Read your shit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about Wheel-legs man's biggest nemesis - stairs? Just crawl/drag yaself up using your perfect arms like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Admit it. You've chosen to be disabled, where as we knife armed folk have chosen to be super human killing machines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about Wheel-legs man's biggest nemesis - stairs? Two boards under each wheel conquers stairs. Come on, man! This was in the fucking orientation brochure. Read your shit! I'm still sceptical, man. I'd figured that wheel-legs would be some sort of crime-fighter, but he wouldn't be much use when he's hauling his round ass up flights of stairs. Maybe knife-arm dude can team up with wheel-legs fella, but their differences behind them, for the good of the city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about Wheel-legs man's biggest nemesis - stairs? This was always the daleks' biggest problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Admit it. You've chosen to be disabled, where as we knife armed folk have chosen to be super human killing machines. Obviously knives for arms and wheels for legs is the zenith, the absolute peak of perfection in human/machine form, but that's what makes this such an enthralling debate. The battle between knife arms and wheel legs will rage on, unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I didn't know we had 41 non-supporting Newcastle members. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'd actually say England. Probably give you a different answer if you asked me in October though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 The League Cup? Even the smoggies have been able to win that... pfff. NUFC Premiership Title>NUFC CL Title>NUFC Europa/UEFA Cup>NUFC FA Cup>Scotland World Cup>US World Cup>NUFC CL Group Stages>NUFC Charity Shield>NUFC League Cup>England World Cup Probably something like that if I had to prioritise. Don't think I could handle it if all those things came true (obviously the Scotland WC is the biggest long shot)... hell, if half those came true I would probably die of happiness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Do the knives flex like your elbow or are they just two big fuck off swords attached from your shoulders? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 It's no way as clear cut as people say. I'm Newcastle through and through, but I'd be fucking dancing in the streets if England won the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 It's no way as clear cut as people say. I'm Newcastle through and through, but I'd be fucking dancing in the streets if England won the World Cup. It fucking is like... ...knifes as arms, man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Do the knives flex like your elbow or are they just two big fuck off swords attached from your shoulders? From the shoulders. No joints in there. Just knife. It's a horrible choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Do the knives flex like your elbow or are they just two big fuck off swords attached from your shoulders? Great question! Knives start at the elbow and wheels below the knee joint. Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Can someone Mspaint knife arm man & wheel legs man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Can someone Mspaint knife arm man & wheel legs man? Baba please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 England/Wheel legs. FA Cup or PL it would be Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What about a unicycle and one arm as a knife? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Icant believe so many on here would choose england winning anything over Newcastle....just goes to show how many arent as passionate about NUFC as others...theres no contest for me would rather we won a throw in than England won anything couldnt give 2 fucks about England......supporting England is for cockneys and fans of lower league shit sides the flags at the games prove that...fans of Man United couldnt give 2 fucks about England thats why they chatn AR GEN TINA at matches and the fact you will never see a MUFC flag at an England game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Do the knives flex like your elbow or are they just two big fuck off swords attached from your shoulders? Great question! Knives start at the elbow and wheels below the knee joint. Definitely. I'll have the knives then please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'd like to see England win, but not remotely as much as Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Having one wheel could be canny, if you can use your foot to propel yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Do the knives flex like your elbow or are they just two big fuck off swords attached from your shoulders? Great question! Knives start at the elbow and wheels below the knee joint. Definitely. I'll have the knives then please. Arms start at the shoulder. Fuck is this shit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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