Colos Short and Curlies Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I wonder if his accountant negotiated transfers for him then Financially illiterate my arse!!! Words he'll be saying over and over for the next 6 months or so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell." Redknapp: 'I pay a fortune for my accountant to look after me. He writes the cheques for me & my wife. He pays my bills', court hears Fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Strange he never took his accountant to Monaco to open the Rosie 47 account. I wonder who filled those forms out for him? The fucking dog................... If he gets found guilty all of this isn't gonna do him any favours with the Judge when he passes sentence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell." Redknapp: 'I pay a fortune for my accountant to look after me. He writes the cheques for me & my wife. He pays my bills', court hears Fuck off So all this time Kevin Bond and Joe Jordan have been picking the teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Strange he never took his accountant to Monaco to open the Rosie 47 account. I wonder who filled those forms out for him? The fucking dog................... If he gets found guilty all of this isn't gonna do him any favours with the Judge when he passes sentence Didn't his original accountant quit because he was too dodgy with his taxes and she wanted nothing to do with it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell." Redknapp: 'I pay a fortune for my accountant to look after me. He writes the cheques for me & my wife. He pays my bills', court hears f*** off please say you made that up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell." we dont beleive you harry!!! then how does he explain why his dodgy dog's account's name was spelt correctly then? we smell bullshit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell." Redknapp: 'I pay a fortune for my accountant to look after me. He writes the cheques for me & my wife. He pays my bills', court hears f*** off please say you made that up? Taken straight from Sam Wallace's (Independent's football correspondent) twitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Going to prison would be less embarrassing than his defence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The sad thing is though he won't go to prison for this, even if he is found guilty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Fucking hell So he's already at the "I'm a retard therefore how can I be guilty?" stage. What's left after that? The wookie defence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The voices told me to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 fucking hell. What a fucking tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Or the skingraft they gave me was that of a convict, it's bupa's fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The Chewbacca defence might get him off actually... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Even if he get's let off, this is publicly embarrassing for him, can't see how FA can appoint him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The sad thing is though he won't go to prison for this, even if he is found guilty. I beg to differ. If he gets found guilty the amount of money involved falls in to the custody bracket. You could probably draw a parity with the kind of sentences MPs have been getting for fiddling their expenses. The ones who went to trial used a similar defence as well that they were ignorant to the ins and outs of what was required. Some of those MPs also claimed health issues and never got their sentences suspended. I also think this might just be the tip of the iceberg and other matters may come to the forefront on the back of this. It really seems a bit fishy that Peter Storrie was also charged in relation to this and yet there has been no mention of him. That usually indicates he may have pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing, so it'll be interesting to see how this pans out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Logically you're right, I just can't see him going down for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 How can one be a fucking Premier League manager for so many years, for so many clubs, and not be able to write? These clubs are serious financial institutions, businesses, and he is one of the most important people in these clubs. If one is not able to write, one would not be able to read. If he can read, he must be able to write as long as he concentrates. It's just not possible. Sure, I've gone to school with people who has had dispensation to use laptops because of ugly hand writing, but that has been for tests where you would have to write fairly quick, thus compromising the hand writing. Signing a few checks, writing 11 names etc. does not take an eternity even if you write 1 letter each 5 seconds. Worst. Excuse. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Logically you're right, I just can't see him going down for some reason. I think its because of his cheeky chappie cockney wideboy persona, but I can see all his chickens coming home to roost planting him firmly in the shit if found guilty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 astounded that the best defence he could come up with is "I'm a stupid cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 astounded that the best defence he could come up with is "I'm a stupid c***" Pretty much this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Spurs fans lapping every word up. Poor 'Arry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 astounded that the best defence he could come up with is "I'm a stupid c***" Pretty much this. So really he's gambling on the 12 jurors being equally as stupid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Redknapp says he turned down £200k pay-off from Pompey. "I said 'I don't want the money, give it to youth football'," the court heard Saint 'arry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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