Guest Toon Saint Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 What a great headline............ http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2010/0906/rooneyw_england_switzerland.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 What a great headline............ http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2010/0906/rooneyw_england_switzerland.html Cheeky twats, bet that gets pulled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rooney_flowchart.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 if you've got £1200 to spend on hookers - at least get 2 of them so you have a threesome! what a waste. He did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johan Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Who is surprised? This doesnt just happen in England. In Sweden there are lots of rumours about some of our top players doing the same thing. Only difference is that our papers have a code not to publish that kind of stuff. If it turns out this was the reason Wayne stank during the world cup will you still blame Capello? I dont understand how a country who seems so passionate about their national team can accept that the newspapers are always destroying its chances. Thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 We all know ther press destroy our chances. Capello is shit, then we win, ENGLAND ARE GREAT, Then we win again, Capello is great, We lose, England are shit and Capello should be fired out of a cannon into a barrell of Osama bin ladens shit and we have Uncovered rumours that he is the lovechild of Musselini. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foon Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 They should do another one of those celeb Jeremy Kyle Show episodes..... Jezza' Kyle would rip this stunk apart, and i'd love every minute of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Jeremy Kyle is a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Just put a quid on him getting sent off tonight at 33/1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Just put a quid on him getting sent off tonight at 33/1. Was just wondering what odds that would be, 33's are huge for him mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Won't get sent off tonight. My guess is that he'll be quiet and do very little. Bigger test for him is when the Mancs are at Everton on Saturday. I've a suspicion that Ferguson will leave him out for that one. If he does play, he'll be nailed on to get sent off as the scousers will turn the place into a bear pit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Saint Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I see he scored away from home again tonight........... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Isn't his wife worth 10 million in her own right? She has no reason to stick around - take half of Wayne, plus what she's already made on her own. That's what I'd do. Wonder if she would be into 21 year old students from New Zealand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Isn't his wife worth 10 million in her own right? She has no reason to stick around - take half of Wayne, plus what she's already made on her own. That's what I'd do. Wonder if she would be into 21 year old students from New Zealand? to be honest if it went to a divorce court he'd have a decent case that she'd be worth sod all without his name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I remember during the world cup shouting at the tv screen "Rooney you ugly bastard, you couldn't score in a brothel!" How stupid do I feel now!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Probably not as stupid as he does Imagine if colleen went all mrs parlour on him... 'I want half your shit! And... half your future earnings!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Isn't his wife worth 10 million in her own right? She has no reason to stick around - take half of Wayne, plus what she's already made on her own. That's what I'd do. Wonder if she would be into 21 year old students from New Zealand? to be honest if it went to a divorce court he'd have a decent case that she'd be worth sod all without his name. In a world where a former psycho former call girl who was born 8 years after the Beatles released their first album can get 25 million pounds from Paul McCartney, i'm sure Coleen Rooney would be able to take her whoring husband to the cleaners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Lawro on 5Live last night: "Rooney was 4/1 First Scorer. If he had a spare £1200 he could have put a bet on it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Danny Simpson has shagged her according to the Sun The new lass i reckon is fitter though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 He has done well the last 2 internationals. Doesn't look as fired up but he's done his job against two teams that simply looked poor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Sex Tape Revealed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Check the breaking 'news' on Sky SPORTS NEWS. x 1,000,000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Check the breaking 'news' on Sky SPORTS NEWS. x 1,000,000 For those of us that have Sky Sports downstairs but no longer on our freeview boxes because Sky are gay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11266651 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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