Pilko Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 He is utterly fucking useless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 AIDs is scared of catching Alan Smith. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Needs a chance upfront Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYGaboriks Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 What if we all start a hunger strike to get Alan Smith to retire? Surely he would not let people starve to death just for him to humiliate himself on the pitch every now and then? We could twitter Danny Simpson, Wayne Routledge and Nile Ranger to let them know about the hunger strike so that they could inform mr. Smith. Who's in? (alcohol is allowed during the strike btw, but no water) The hunger strike will start in 21 minutes as soon as I've finished my pizza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Whether his legs have gone or he just has no clue how to play the position, he should be nowhere near the squad. Taking the piss how shit he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Please just fuck off, you gurning wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I'm always usually supportive of shit players who show they care. However, I cannot apply that anymore to this imbecile anymore, he's little short of useless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schmuck Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 It defies belief how he draws a wage, but it's not his fault he gets picked, there's only one man responsible for that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 its time for a smith boycoutt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Is his contribution to the dressing room really worth keeping him? He must have had about two good games for us - and even them i'm offering him a generous threshold. The only one i can remember is Arsenal under Allardyce. Horrendous, horrendous footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 AIDs is scared of catching Alan Smith. Having seen them today. Smith would make them worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 If enough of us put in a few quid I'm sure we can manage to cobble together enough to pay him off. Or hire a hitman? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Is his contribution to the dressing room really worth keeping him? He must have had about two good games for us - and even them i'm offering him a generous threshold. The only one i can remember is Arsenal under Allardyce. Horrendous, horrendous footballer. And the worst part is that we have possible used around 15mp over the years for his transfer fee + wages... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 If enough of us put in a few quid I'm sure we can manage to cobble together enough to pay him off. Or hire a hitman? Hire a hitman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 See this is why i wouldn't necassarily be against a signing like Whelan. He's a bit of a no-mark but still superior to Smith. Smith represents our central midfield cover and we just can't be doing with it anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 OUT!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 What gets me about Smith is that he's played with some top top players at times during his career and yet here he is, absolutely fully fit, yet being hauled off cos he's absolutely fucking garbage. He must know he's absolutely shot. Why doesn't he do the decent thing and fuck off to a lower level/retire? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 What gets me about Smith is that he's played with some top top players at times during his career and yet here he is, absolutely fully fit, yet being hauled off cos he's absolutely f***ing garbage. He must know he's absolutely shot. Why doesn't he do the decent thing and f*** off to a lower level/retire? Money? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 What gets me about Smith is that he's played with some top top players at times during his career and yet here he is, absolutely fully fit, yet being hauled off cos he's absolutely f***ing garbage. He must know he's absolutely shot. Why doesn't he do the decent thing and f*** off to a lower level/retire? Money? Yeah, he needs it at this stage of his career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 He is shit, personified. I despise him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 No chance of this move going through now that Pardew has showcased his shitness on national television. Nice one Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Jose, break Alan Smith's leg in training. Please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 What gets me about Smith is that he's played with some top top players at times during his career and yet here he is, absolutely fully fit, yet being hauled off cos he's absolutely f***ing garbage. He must know he's absolutely shot. Why doesn't he do the decent thing and f*** off to a lower level/retire? Money? Yeah, he needs it at this stage of his career. I doesn't matter if he needs it or not, very few people would turn down £50k+ a week to sit on the bench and have the odd game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Jose, break Alan Smith's leg in training. Please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Jose, break Alan Smith's leg in training. Please. Added by a certain member on this forum... "I'd appreciate this greatly, Jose. Break his neck, too - if you get a spare minute" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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