tmonkey Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9265894.stm BBC Sport understands that Pardew was in talks with Newcastle about taking over at St James' Park as long as 10 days ago. It is believed Pardew became close friends with Newcastle owner Mike Ashley and director Derek Llambias when all three were familiar faces at an exclusive London casino where Llambias was managing director. Holy shit. Was going to post about how Pardew is probably another drinking buddie of Ashley based on the same story we had with Dennis Wise... But fucking hell. So beyond disgraceful I'm lost for words, even if it's not a suprise (and of course assuming that line is true). Not only is it the sheer ignorance and stupidity of Ashley in appointing clueless dickheads to vastly important jobs because they're his mates, but as others have said, there's this nagging feeling of Pardew being a slimy, snake-like cunt who has wormed his way into a job by "befriending" Ashley (in other words, sucking his cock and stabbing a good man in the back to get his own shot at the limelight). Fuck's sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The thing is, with Hughton, he was kind of a barrier to the regime. He made me, to his credit, forget that we were owned/run by two fuckits. There will be no distinction with Pardew - he will (rightly) be seen as being part this shitty farce of club 'management'. Bollocks to making him feel welcome. I'll be giving the cunt as much shit as I can possibly muster. Still can't believe this. So angry it's beyond words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So apparantly all you need to do to get the Newcastle job nowerdays is get aquanted with Mikey and Dezza in a London casino. David Pleat on 5live yesterday "I heard some of the stories of how Ashley appointed Joe Kinnear, for all i know he's in a coffee bar in London right now and someone will go up to him and get the job" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I could actually cry with anger right about now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I feel sick. I'd have absolutely no quarms with beating the shit out of that fat cunt if I ever had the misfortune of meeting him. Fucking disgraceful human being. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The thing is, with Hughton, he was kind of a barrier to the regime. He made me, to his credit, forget that we were owned/run by two fuckits. There will be no distinction with Pardew - he will (rightly) be seen as being part this shitty farce of a club. Bollocks to making him feel welcome. I'll be giving the cunt as much shit as I can possibly muster. Still can't believe this. So angry it's beyond words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The thing is, with Hughton, he was kind of a barrier to the regime. He made me, to his credit, forget that we were owned/run by two fuckits. There will be no distinction with Pardew - he will (rightly) be seen as being part this shitty farce of a club. Bollocks to making him feel welcome. I'll be giving the cunt as much shit as I can possibly muster. Still can't believe this. So angry it's beyond words. Hear hear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2005/06/09/Pardew13.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2005/06/09/Pardew1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Won handsomely madras? How much did you put on? Must have been a lot if our promotion was so obvious. £60, half what i had in my kitty at the time. just on 6/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm done now. Ashley is slowly killing the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tevez made 13 appearances in 06/07 in the 20 games Pardew had until he was sacked, scoring none. Mascherano made 7 appearances in the same period. tevez looked quality as time went on, mascherano looked shit. The fact Mascherano looked shit tells you all you need to know about Pardew. If you put Glen Hoddle in a Tony Pulis side he'd probably look shit too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I dread the day he makes a visit to one of his stores and decides that the most braindead, scabby, overweight, dense, sweaty, hairy, foul-mouthed 16 year old female employee working there gets the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The thing is, with Hughton, he was kind of a barrier to the regime. He made me, to his credit, forget that we were owned/run by two fuckits. There will be no distinction with Pardew - he will (rightly) be seen as being part this shitty farce of a club. Bollocks to making him feel welcome. I'll be giving the c*** as much s*** as I can possibly muster. Still can't believe this. So angry it's beyond words. Quite right. Simply should not be managing this club ever, doesnt deserve the chance and hasnt earnt it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 madras you couldn't be more wrong and have seemingly underestimated the influence of the manager or i've correctly remembered the start of last season. the players played for him because they liked him, i also still remember nolan calling for a sub for tactical reasons and it was done minutes later. You haven't correctly remembered the start of the season at all and as I said, completely underestimated the influence of the manager in football. You've trotted out the same cliches that the Hughton haters used. Claiming we had the best squad in the division blah blah blah. Football isn't won on paper and most fans appreciate this. i said at the time we had the strongets squad, backed it at the bookies and won handsomely. football isn't won on paper, what does this mean ? surely you look at othet teams an assess them accordingly. You don't know what 'football isn't won on paper' means? Regardless of whether we had the best squad, Hughton still had to manage us out of the division and he did so with flying colours. We didn't have the third worst squad the division when we went down did we? But as I say, football isn't won in paper. had to manage us out the decision yet we were screaming at him to drop alan smith cos he was playing shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The Partridge jokes would make me laugh if I felt like laughing. I'm too angry to laugh. It's that bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Assistant manager revealed: http://www.coogans-run.co.uk/img/interviews/lynn.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 madras you couldn't be more wrong and have seemingly underestimated the influence of the manager or i've correctly remembered the start of last season. the players played for him because they liked him, i also still remember nolan calling for a sub for tactical reasons and it was done minutes later. You haven't correctly remembered the start of the season at all and as I said, completely underestimated the influence of the manager in football. You've trotted out the same cliches that the Hughton haters used. Claiming we had the best squad in the division blah blah blah. Football isn't won on paper and most fans appreciate this. i said at the time we had the strongets squad, backed it at the bookies and won handsomely. football isn't won on paper, what does this mean ? surely you look at othet teams an assess them accordingly. You don't know what 'football isn't won on paper' means? Regardless of whether we had the best squad, Hughton still had to manage us out of the division and he did so with flying colours. We didn't have the third worst squad the division when we went down did we? But as I say, football isn't won in paper. had to manage us out the decision yet we were screaming at him to drop alan smith cos he was playing shit. He did didn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I feel totally deflated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Assistant manager revealed: http://www.coogans-run.co.uk/img/interviews/lynn.jpg Ashley then realises that technically her life isn't worth insuring? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 madras you couldn't be more wrong and have seemingly underestimated the influence of the manager or i've correctly remembered the start of last season. the players played for him because they liked him, i also still remember nolan calling for a sub for tactical reasons and it was done minutes later. You haven't correctly remembered the start of the season at all and as I said, completely underestimated the influence of the manager in football. You've trotted out the same cliches that the Hughton haters used. Claiming we had the best squad in the division blah blah blah. Football isn't won on paper and most fans appreciate this. i said at the time we had the strongets squad, backed it at the bookies and won handsomely. football isn't won on paper, what does this mean ? surely you look at othet teams an assess them accordingly. You don't know what 'football isn't won on paper' means? Regardless of whether we had the best squad, Hughton still had to manage us out of the division and he did so with flying colours. We didn't have the third worst squad the division when we went down did we? But as I say, football isn't won in paper. had to manage us out the decision yet we were screaming at him to drop alan smith cos he was playing s***. He did didn't he? 4, 5 month later ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 No way Pilko. It's clearly going to be this man. http://www.alan-partridge.com/IMages/michael1.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 How many people will be finished if he gets the job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 madras you couldn't be more wrong and have seemingly underestimated the influence of the manager or i've correctly remembered the start of last season. the players played for him because they liked him, i also still remember nolan calling for a sub for tactical reasons and it was done minutes later. You haven't correctly remembered the start of the season at all and as I said, completely underestimated the influence of the manager in football. You've trotted out the same cliches that the Hughton haters used. Claiming we had the best squad in the division blah blah blah. Football isn't won on paper and most fans appreciate this. i said at the time we had the strongets squad, backed it at the bookies and won handsomely. football isn't won on paper, what does this mean ? surely you look at othet teams an assess them accordingly. You don't know what 'football isn't won on paper' means? Regardless of whether we had the best squad, Hughton still had to manage us out of the division and he did so with flying colours. We didn't have the third worst squad the division when we went down did we? But as I say, football isn't won in paper. had to manage us out the decision yet we were screaming at him to drop alan smith cos he was playing s***. He did didn't he? 4, 5 month later ? While comfortably top, so what's your point? Take a look at our benches from last season up until January to find out why he played Smith. I hate Smith but fucking hell, talk about twisting facts. "Fergie won the title with John O'Shea at left back, the useless cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Sickening the way he's treat Hughton. I could understand if we were bottom but we were 11th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 This is the most Kneejerktastic thread I have ever seen. it's all media speculation based on the odds bookies put out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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