TheGuv Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Unless he knoews we're going to get beat so he is just experimenting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Ideally Perch will hit a 40-yarder that deflects off Smith's arse and through the goalie's legs to win the game, and then they both run off out the ground celebrating, never to be seen again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 This ain't gonna be pretty, but I still can't write us off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'd rather have Smith up front than in midfield. In midfield he'll give away hundreds of free kicks, or a penalty, or he'll get sent off- at least the damage is limited up front. Aye, in my local team we had that sort of 'tactic' as well. Play the worst player(s) up front so they won't do too much damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Smith to score his first goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'd rather have Smith up front than in midfield. In midfield he'll give away hundreds of free kicks, or a penalty, or he'll get sent off- at least the damage is limited up front. Aye, in my local team we had that sort of 'tactic' as well. Play the worst player(s) up front so they won't do too much damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 From Liam Watson on 606: "James Perch left-back, I want to cry." Flashback, play-off semi-final second leg, Forest 3-4 Blackpool. *Shivers* from bbc... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 My mate is a Spurs fan, when he heard of our line-up he went and put a tenner on 5-0. I quote : "I was planning for a comfortable 2-0 but then we heard Smith was starting - that's two VdV penalties and a Bale free-kick right there". Fuck off, Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Their bench would give our XI a good game tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SentSix Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Smith to score his first own goal Fixed that for ya! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'd rather have Smith up front than in midfield. In midfield he'll give away hundreds of free kicks, or a penalty, or he'll get sent off- at least the damage is limited up front. It's even more limited on the bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Ideally Perch will hit a 40-yarder that deflects off Smith's arse and through the goalie's legs to win the game, and then they both run off out the ground celebrating, never to be seen again. i'm almost certain at this stage that the moment smith scores he'll vanish in a cloud of dust and yellow cards with his task complete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 From soccernet.com worst players for every team analysis.... Newcastle: James Perch Normally making history is an achievement. Not on this occasion. By being booked in each of his first five Premier League games, Perch set a record. In his sixth, meanwhile, he contrived to score a decisive own goal which was another sign that the former Nottingham Forest player was struggling to adjust to the higher division. With his defensive deficiencies increasingly apparent, it was no surprise he was swiftly dropped when Danny Simpson returned to full fitness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Everything is shit about Smith, he can't tackle, he can't mark, he can barely pass, his positioning is poor, and furthermore, one of my pet hates with him is he doesn't even go up for corners. His only ever goal for us was a great header in a friendly, but no, he'd rather Jonas was in there. Useless fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Perch at left back?!!! There's no way Smith with play up front by the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antec Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 RIP Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I can see this being a cracker. Both defences seem shite. Can see there being 5+ goals here today. Still think Spurs are going to do us, but I think we can make them work for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 oh sweet jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 To play Perch is a f***ing joke. Play Kadar or Ferguson. But him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I feel like crying hope Jose is fit soon... rather Williamson at LB and Perch stabbed to death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 My mate is a Spurs fan, when he heard of our line-up he went and put a tenner on 5-0. I quote : "I was planning for a comfortable 2-0 but then we heard Smith was starting - that's two VdV penalties and a Bale free-kick right there". Fuck off, Pardew. Be nice to see the smug twat's face if we do squeak a win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Seriously, Perch is playing at LEFT BACK? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I can see this being a cracker. Both defences seem s****. Can see there being 5+ goals here today. Still think Spurs are going to do us, but I think we can make them work for it. Same. 6-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Wonder if Chris will be there today, probably will, with a Spurs shirt on giving Ashley the Vs in the Directors Box when Van der Vaart completes his hat trick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Seriously, Perch is playing at LEFT BACK? Better than RB, up against Bale Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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