midds Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 The fucking audacity of Carver fronting up and saying there are some people at the club who aren't good enough. How fucking dare he? We're just about into April and we've won 2 games of football in 2015 and he's giving it the big one about how he's part of the discussions about who's got a future here and who hasn't. "Things in place." Hopefully a fucking firing squad you useless wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 TBF to lickety split all of the out of contract players are utterly toss. Anyone else though - God forbid who he wants rid of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 People pay to see this dribbling twat tinker about with a squad thinner than a bulimic stick insect. Unreal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Anita getting shifted on for about £2.5m will be one of the outgoings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This guy is incredible, he just doesn't stop. I, for one, can't think of a man better suited to motivating the team to a win against Arsenal: http://i.imgur.com/tGNPVrG.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 He talks like one of those fake stories on Facebook. You can just imagine him finishing that story about things being in place and then saying 'I let this Muslim lad in front of me in the queue the other day and he said "you've done me a favour, I'll do you a favour don't go into the city centre this Saturday", just sayin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Every time Carver opens his mouth he takes one massive steaming piss on the history of Newcastle United. Dreadful human being. Waste of life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 "Waste of life" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Even better, on why Perez didn't start against Everton. “He was still down physically on his stats, and we were concerned about him,” said Carver. “People might ask why I’m talking about stats, but I know (Arsenal manager) Arsene Wenger looks at the physical stats of his players. “I remember when we went Highbury for a game, and Robert Pires was playing. “Wenger told Sir Bobby before the game that Pires was at his limit physically, and he didn’t want to play him. “I’ll never forget it, because the ball went down past the dugout at our end, and Pires fell over and tore his hamstring. “The physical data on Ayo was quite low, and it was a worry. “I didn’t want to throw him in.” We could start a tumblr random quote generator for the amount of times he name drops SBR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Is he just making s*** up now? Just checked Arsenal v Newcastle between 2000 & 2004 when Carver was assistant and Pires was there. 2000-1 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - serious knee injury sustained in a challenge from Dabizas 2002-3 - Pires came on as a sub. 2003-4 - Pires came on as a sub. Unless in 2003-4 he came off the bench then went back off leaving Arsenal with 10 men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Is he just making s*** up now? Just checked Arsenal v Newcastle between 2000 & 2004 when Carver was assistant and Pires was there. 2000-1 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - serious knee injury sustained in a challenge from Dabizas 2002-3 - Pires came on as a sub. 2003-4 - Pires came on as a sub. Unless in 2003-4 he came off the bench then went back off leaving Arsenal with 10 men. Maybe Bobby got the name wrong in the seance. Bobby was always getting names wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.physioroom.com/research/fatigue_knee_ligaments_1.php Wasn't a torn hamstring but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I'd call him comedy gold if it wasn't for the fact that he is leading our club and making us into a laughing stock in the process. It's hard to believe that this guy is actually real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee390/zeroe86/lickicarver.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://s15.postimg.org/l9yo826t7/Carver_Chameleon.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 all these images need to go viral, let him see what it was like when pardcunt was gettig it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I'm sick of not going to matches. I would even settle for McLaren at this stage. No way I'll go with this joke in charge. Needs to start getting dogs abuse. But hardly will with the zombies at st James these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Carver vs Wenger should not be allowed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I'm sick of not going to matches. I would even settle for McLaren at this stage. No way I'll go with this joke in charge. Needs to start getting dogs abuse. But hardly will with the zombies at st James these days Never been one to try to blame the crowd but I'm at the stage now where it's time to admit they are a big part of the problem. Look at what the Rangers fans did. Stayed away in their 1,000's, stopped buying merchandise, some even broke into the stadium and eventually they got the result they wanted. Compare that with our lot. Still fill the ground, buy the replica shirts and just sit there in silence and take all the sh*t Ashley throws at them. Rename the ground, aye no problem Only compete for the first half of the season, that's fine. Don't bother with the cups, well yes 10th place is much more important Continuously sell off the best players, that balance sheet trophy is vital Employ totally out of their depth managers, well he is a Geordie you know! Suppose some people deserve what they get. Shame for the others though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://s7.postimg.org/5tz9b4iq3/Carver_Pez2.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8887448? Love the picture on the article - this is our fucking manager ffs: http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article8542702.ece/alternates/s615/JS54771316.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Where did this licking stuff come from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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