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Ashley Cole in a bit of bother apparantly

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Love the way the NOTW make it sound as serious as possible!  :D


"High powered rifle"?  It's an air rifle for f***s sake, little bit of a bruise and that's all.


High powered rifle makes it sound like he shot him with bloody sniper rifle and killed him!


Nothing like a little bit of exhaggeration my the NOTW though is there!

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Chelsea defender CASHLEY Cole shot some innocent WHITE MAN. Cashley, who has an ANGELIC WIFE in Cheryl Tweedy who he CHEATED ON, was unavailable for comment as he was plotting more escapades with ISLAMIC TERRORISTS early this morning.

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