Move over Stokoe statue, Smoggies get World's Largest Condom (or kiddie catcher)

[Guest toonarmymia]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/10/1276178373194/A-side-view-of-Temenos-006.jpg

 

http://www.andrew-davies.com/landscape/temenos-sunset2.jpg

 

By Amish Kapoor and called Tenemos

[AyeDubbleYoo]

That's cool.

[Guest palnese]

Fuck is that? Art?

[Kaizero]

That's a shit condom, it won't catch any sperm with openings on both sides, man. Silly Smoggies.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

It will look a lot weirder when a bunch of pigeons end up trapping their heads in it.

[Guest Stephen927]

That's a shit condom, it won't catch any sperm with openings on both sides, man. Silly Smoggies.

 

Female condom tbh.

[Disco]

At least it didn't cost £2.7m...

[Foluwashola]

Will it save the children from abuse though?

[BONTEMPI]

Will it save the children from abuse though?

 

Well can't you just see it's nothing more than a kiddie catcher net.

[Ameritoon]

Looks great against that tremendous skyline they have.

[Ryan_Taylor]

See the picked on of Teesides nicest days to take the picture

[Kaizero]

That's a shit condom, it won't catch any sperm with openings on both sides, man. Silly Smoggies.

 

Female condom tbh.

 

You're a female condom.

[Numbers]

It will look a lot weirder when a bunch of pigeons end up trapping their heads in it.

[TBG]

Maybe they could use it to catch all the pedo's hiding in bushes and transport them to the riverside it would certainly increase the attendance figure by atleast 20,000

[Numbers]

Boro looks like the war scene out of Terminator tbh, it will take more then a muckle huge blob to improve it.

[Guest toonarmymia]

That's a s*** condom, it won't catch any sperm with openings on both sides, man. Silly Smoggies.

 

its a catholic condom

[Guest toonarmymia]

Will it save the children from abuse though?

 

Well can't you just see it's nothing more than a kiddie catcher net.

 

World's largest kiddie catching net...

[Guest toonarmymia]

Will it save the children from abuse though?

 

Well can't you just see it's nothing more than a kiddie catcher net.

 

updated the forum topic to reflect this more obvious use

[Guest Geordiesned]

That's been there for a few months now. We've got an office right next to the Riverside Stadium where it's situated.

[Kaizero]

That's a s*** condom, it won't catch any sperm with openings on both sides, man. Silly Smoggies.

 

its a catholic condom

 

ROTFLOLSHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDI­AIOA

 

(Rolling on the floor laughing out loud so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm ok again)

[Fried Chicken]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/10/1276178373194/A-side-view-of-Temenos-006.jpg

 

http://www.andrew-davies.com/landscape/temenos-sunset2.jpg

 

By Amish Kapoor and called Tenemos

 

SMH

[Stifler]

It's nice to see Sunderland and Boro work together on their youth policy. Sunderland build a statue to scare the kids away, and Boro build a net to capture them. They both end up getting to have their wicked way with the kids.

 

 

The sick bastards.

[ED209]

what is it?? some kind of aerial?  surely not art?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Anish Kapoor really needs to come up with some more shapes like, he's obsessed with the tube.

[BlueStar]

I thought the Riverside had banned vuvuzelas?