Interpolic Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 he's got Roy Hodgson to sign a picture of an owl that he's giving away. You have my attention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 he's got Roy Hodgson to sign a picture of an owl that he's giving away. yohan cabaye @YCabayeofficiel Roy Hodgson a signé une image d'un hibou pour moi. Je suis le donner. RT ceci pour le gagner! superb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Been agesince he tweeted that, can see him & Debuchy sitting there together creased up at the mayhem Yo just created on twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Been agesince he tweeted that, can see him & Debuchy sitting there together creased up at the mayhem Yo just created on twitter. I think they might have something better to do with their time like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Wasn't fair on Ribery putting him next to the Dreamboat for the national anthems like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 What a fucking tease he is, been waiting for hours now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Speculation that the club stopped Yo tweeting whatever it was he had planned on tweeting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 :frantic: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToepppTX4-Rrp5H-0OZtbAU2imOWeYELVFo8f3a137NMPCxg2dCA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehyun Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Looks like he's dominating the euros so far. His FIFA 13 stat better be over 85 or i'm gonna be FUCKEN angry. EA always makes our players stats shit compared to how we perform and liverpool's stats amazing compared to their performance levels. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Looks like he's dominating the euros so far. His FIFA 13 stat better be over 85 or i'm gonna be FUCKEN angry. EA always makes our players stats shit compared to how we perform and liverpool's stats amazing compared to their performance levels. Blame Nicky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Has just said hes giving away a shirt if you predict correct score between France/Ukraine + correct scorers. Was prob just that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toondave Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 WUM :rant: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 What a f***ing tease he is, been waiting for hours now. I am starting to see where Hazard got it from Lille c*nts always teasing people, Debuchy is probably the same Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Speculation that the club stopped Yo tweeting whatever it was he had planned on tweeting. From where? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Speculation that the club stopped Yo tweeting whatever it was he had planned on tweeting. From where? Twitter probably Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordstrom Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yohan 'Dreamboat' Cabaye Makes Love at Half Time Newcastle United's mercurial midfielder, Yohan Cabaye, makes love to local women during half time team talks, it has been revealed. The French international believes that the release of energy and frustration improves his game and allows him to relax. A close friend of Cabaye explained the process. "Yohan loves women and women love Yohan. He has many admirers loitering around the training ground all the time. These local ladies are a little rough, but they want to show their appreciation through the physical act of love. "Yohan is nicknamed 'Dreamboat' in Newcastle, due to his smoldering good looks, quick wit and ample pecs. Many Geordie women throw themselves at Yohan, although some of them may have thrown themselves at many men. Yohan loves all women and never discriminates. "Even some of the fat and ugly ones get a chance - there are many in the Newcastle area. I usually pick the most eager two or three and present them at half time. The rest of the lads go for their team talk, Yohan has special permission to use his private quarters to entertain his guests. Some of the lads have nicknamed it the 'erection section.' "Yohan likes to spoil his women, and gives them up to three minutes each. They may help themselves to a chocolate fountain, champagne and strawberries - although this must all be done within those three minutes. It is very romantic." However, the Daily Tackle understands that some of Cabaye's teammates are not so happy with the arrangement. "It can get a little embarrassing when the gaffer is talking us through our set-pieces and all you can hear is groaning, banging and slapping," said a first team player who wishes to remain anonymous. "It doesn't seem fair that we are forced to sit through one of John Carver's tactical talks while Yohan pleasures women in the very next room. My mum came for a tour of the stadium one day and walked in on Yohan by mistake! She was hospitalised for three weeks." Sources from inside the club have confirmed there are future plans to install a jacuzzi, mood lighting and red velvet drapes in the 'erection section' and that Mike Ashley is personally funding the development. http://www.thedailytackle.com/2012/06/yohan-dreamboat-cabaye-makes-love-at.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The erection section Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Is it true? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 That's genius. It is probably true TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Pissing myself here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 But I thought that was a spoof website? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The last line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoSelecta Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 If we sign Debuchy he could go two's up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Just had a text off the missus 'had a dream about cabaye last night' ... Told her I don't blame her little does she know, so did I Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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