alexf Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. A lot of people saying earlier we had booked one for tomorrow to be fair. It was assumed they were for the new signings if it wasn't bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story. Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 He has not been right since he kicked the racist and got sent off, am guessing whatever is going on started just before that, as its unlike him to behave that way on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Incredibly sad way for this to seemingly end. Love the bloke tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 http://www.proginosko.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/i_want_the_truth.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If they haven't booked a presser, they bloody well should. And bring in Sissoko via helicopter already too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Isn't it because hes got some bird up the duff? It's what I've heard from my mate who works at the training ground but it's not a big enough reason for him acting like a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story. Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales. Really? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 This place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 He has not been right since he kicked the racist and got sent off, am guessing whatever is going on started just before that, as its unlike him to behave that way on the pitch. Unlike? The dude was a right dirty fucker when he signed for us. Had seen him lose the plot couple of times tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 that permed haired dirty git has seduced one of our geordie lass, got her up the duff? sounds like something the manager would do not Colo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. After 8 hours he'd be dry humping an octogenarian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. SEE HE DID United For Newcastle @UtdForNewcastle What we know: #NUFC have called a press conf. tomorrow in the Media Suite, which our source inside the club has said is 'unusual' #coloccini from Durham, Durham Reply Retweet Favorite More Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Tbf signings are probably considered "unusual" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. Yep. Impressively productive - particularly on the previously acknowledged 'bollocks' - but certainly not the behaviour you'd expect of a husband, parent and role model. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Does anyone know if we can sue him for his transfer value if refuses to play? Surely not paying him isn't enough as we still lose out. Is there a precedent? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. I thought it was quite obvious like, main reason most of my posts contain far too many smilies is it's too easy for people to take written text the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 The silver lining of his exit is that we won't have to start Jonas any more right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. I thought it was quite obvious like, main reason most of my posts contain far too many smilies is it's too easy for people to take written text the wrong way. tis why I added a in my post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Grim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Oh aye lol forgot he had form Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Forgot about that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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