Flip Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 He has not been right since he kicked the racist and got sent off, am guessing whatever is going on started just before that, as its unlike him to behave that way on the pitch. Unlike? The dude was a right dirty fucker when he signed for us. Had seen him lose the plot couple of times tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 that permed haired dirty git has seduced one of our geordie lass, got her up the duff? sounds like something the manager would do not Colo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. After 8 hours he'd be dry humping an octogenarian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. SEE HE DID United For Newcastle @UtdForNewcastle What we know: #NUFC have called a press conf. tomorrow in the Media Suite, which our source inside the club has said is 'unusual' #coloccini from Durham, Durham Reply Retweet Favorite More Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Tbf signings are probably considered "unusual" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. Yep. Impressively productive - particularly on the previously acknowledged 'bollocks' - but certainly not the behaviour you'd expect of a husband, parent and role model. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Does anyone know if we can sue him for his transfer value if refuses to play? Surely not paying him isn't enough as we still lose out. Is there a precedent? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. I thought it was quite obvious like, main reason most of my posts contain far too many smilies is it's too easy for people to take written text the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 The silver lining of his exit is that we won't have to start Jonas any more right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I thought I was joking. I thought it was quite obvious like, main reason most of my posts contain far too many smilies is it's too easy for people to take written text the wrong way. tis why I added a in my post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Grim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Oh aye lol forgot he had form Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Forgot about that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Not really that similar once you get past the title tbf. Newcastle matched their bid then they asked for more unlike San Lorenzo who seem to have offered a 50p and a curly wurly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 As far as I see it if this is true there are three options for him: 1) he pays off his contract, which if estimates regarding his pay are correct would cost north of £12m and we're under no obligation to accept. Unlikely as he probably couldn't afford it anyway. 2) he retires, in which case we would hold his registration for the duration of his contract meaning he couldn't play competitive football until he was 35. 3) he goes AWOL and tries his luck in the courts. It would be a massive test case with reprocussions for clubs and players the world over and the chances of him winning outright would be slim. We very much hold the power in this situation if he really is adamant about returning to Argentina. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Not really that similar once you get past the title tbf. Newcastle matched their bid then they asked for more unlike San Lorenzo who seem to have offered a 50p and a curly wurly. A sizeable transfer budget for us, that. Be thankful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 http://www.proginosko.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/i_want_the_truth.png http://calibermag.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/You-cant-handle-the-truth6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YZpp25T.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Not really that similar once you get past the title tbf. Newcastle matched their bid then they asked for more unlike San Lorenzo who seem to have offered a 50p and a curly wurly. Footballers / Agents should never ever make threats to rip up contracts. It's a pathetic demand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody on my timeline just bumped this http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11843_3881912,00.html Precedent. Not really that similar once you get past the title tbf. Newcastle matched their bid then they asked for more unlike San Lorenzo who seem to have offered a 50p and a curly wurly. Aye that situation would have probably involved us funding the buy-out of the clause with a signing-on fee etc. SL don't have the cash. Still - it shows he has previous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 There's so many bad people around footballers, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 This is properly shit, like. Of all the fucking players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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