Fabricio Coloccini (now retired)

[loki679]

It's clear to me (and this has been confirmed by a bloke from Blyth who delivers borehole accessories to the training ground) that Danny Simpson is the secret lovechild of Colo and Willo and Colo is so upset that we're letting him leave that he's decided to go and farm armadillos in Argentina.

 

You heard it here first.

[Guest neesy111]

He hasn't got anyone pregnant for f***'s sake, have a word.

 

Just as much chance of that as anything else tbh, would also explain the secrecy.

 

There could be 10's of reasons to keep it all secret.

[thenige]

We know pretty much nothing of what's actually going on with this, until the facts come out all this speculation is just nonsense really.

[alexf]

Hope emotions are just a bit high at the moment and everything will calm down

[Memphis]

If it were truly family-related, seems to me speaking publicly would make the most sense.  People would sympathise to some extent.  His silence is rather telling.

 

So, either the rumours are true or there was an extraordinary falling-out with the manager, far exceeding anything normal. 

 

I can't imagine any scenario, including health issues, that would necessitate immediate retirement from football and a move back home, all in the space of a few weeks.

[Decky]

If he decides to call time on his career, realistically what can NUFC do?

[Guest strongbow69]

as caulkin said , the club wanted to make a statement but couldnt due to possible legal ramifications. That would hold up with the  up the duff shennanigans?, also if it was an illness would pardew really say he,s worked with players who have had worse going on  like gambling addiction and death in the family?surely not . need agatha christie on this

[ponsaelius]

If he decides to call time on his career, realistically what can NUFC do?

 

Nowt.

[Decky]

If he decides to call time on his career, realistically what can NUFC do?

 

Nowt.

 

And if a few weeks/months down the line he changes his mind and signs for San Lorenzo?

[Guest neesy111]

If he decides to call time on his career, realistically what can NUFC do?

 

Nowt.

 

And if a few weeks/months down the line he chances his mind and signs for San Lorenzo?

 

Can't.  We hold his registration under FIFA rules.  Retiring midway through contract doesn't cancel registration.

[Stuy_O]

So after lengthy scrutinising we've deduced that either he can't keep his cock in his pants or he hates Pardew so much he has to retire? The first one sounds more feasible tbf.

[ponsaelius]

If he decides to call time on his career, realistically what can NUFC do?

 

Nowt.

 

And if a few weeks/months down the line he changes his mind and signs for San Lorenzo?

 

As far as I'm aware he wouldn't be allowed to. We hold his registration until the end of the contract.

[alexf]

Wish the Independent would fuck off with dropping these Colo news bombs late at night just as im about to go.

[Dave]

So after lengthy scrutinising we've deduced that either he can't keep his cock in his pants or he hates Pardew so much he has to retire? The first one sounds more feasible tbf.

 

[Guest neesy111]

So after lengthy scrutinising we've deduced that either he can't keep his cock in his pants or he hates Pardew so much he has to retire? The first one sounds more feasible tbf.

 

Have a think about what you're writing please.

[Ikon]

So Colo's option is to start playing in the black market league.

[Pandamninator]

Did it have to be San Lorenzo?

 

Surely one of the larger Argie clubs would've been happy to stump up a little bit of cash as a transfer fee and offer him decent wages for a current Argie international who was just named in the Premier League team of the year?

[Dokko]

So after lengthy scrutinising we've deduced that either he can't keep his cock in his pants or he hates Pardew so much he has to retire? The first one sounds more feasible tbf.

 

 

Can't really blame people who are being treated like mushrooms forming an opinion on this.

 

 

[Ketsbaia]

Instead of everyone throwing rumours about, I think it's best to just wait and see. There's not enough information to speculate.

[Dokko]

Instead of everyone throwing rumours about, I think it's best to just wait and see. There's not enough information to speculate.

 

Again, can't really blame people. The club and colo have handled the appallingly.

[ponsaelius]

Did it have to be San Lorenzo?

 

Surely one of the larger Argie clubs would've been happy to stump up a little bit of cash as a transfer fee and offer him decent wages for a current Argie international who was just named in the Premier League team of the year?

 

San Lorenzo are one of the larger Argie clubs. River/Boca are no less skint, it's a league-wide problem.

[olliemort]

Head wrecked thinking about this.My gut feeling is Mbiwa is Colos replacement unfortunately .

[Crumpy Gunt]

Instead of everyone throwing rumours about, I think it's best to just wait and see. There's not enough information to speculate.

Only definite bit of info is that he had a serious falling out with Pardew in the not too distant past.

 

 

[Stuy_O]

So after lengthy scrutinising we've deduced that either he can't keep his cock in his pants or he hates Pardew so much he has to retire? The first one sounds more feasible tbf.

 

Have a think about what you're writing please.

 

Eh? read back a few more pages, i'm hardly stowing up any more controversy.

 

The point i'm actually trying to make is that I can't for any reason this as anything other than serious domestic issue's (of which we know nothing), which he needs to resolve above all else, and nothing to do with his manager or club.

 

The bloke must be having a terrible time of it, I still don't have this trait in his character and something must seriously be up for it to come to this.

[B-more Mag]

If he has a good reason that people could at least understand, even if not fully supporting his decision, you'd think he'd at least allude to it while keeping details private. Just a really weird situation.