Jump to content

Fabricio Coloccini (now retired)


BeloEmre

Recommended Posts

Guest neesy111

Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story.  Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Of course they're bollocks, man :lol:

 

Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

 

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale  :lol: Or there could be truth in it  :mystery:

 

Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

 

I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

 

If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Of course they're bollocks, man :lol:

 

Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

 

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale  :lol: Or there could be truth in it  :mystery:

 

Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

 

I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

 

If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation.

 

:lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest neesy111

Of course they're bollocks, man :lol:

 

Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

 

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale  :lol: Or there could be truth in it  :mystery:

 

Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

 

I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

 

Worse than Tiger Woods.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Of course they're bollocks, man :lol:

 

Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

 

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale  :lol: Or there could be truth in it  :mystery:

 

Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

 

I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

 

If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation.

 

If he had the police would be involved. Although if he's trying to get outta the country as soon as poss before they come a knocking, that sounds plausible.

Link to post
Share on other sites

If he has created this mess by being unfaithful and his wife wants them all to go home in order to save their marriage then you cannot blame the club or fans for having fuck all sympathy with him. Cannot blame her for wanting to leave if that is what has happened but he needs to be a man about it and own up face it and tell us the fucking truth.

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

If there is any potentially sympathetic reason for him wanting out, he should have made it publicly known a while ago. The fact he hasn't made it known screams that there is no sympathetic reason. I'm not counting knocking up a ho as a sympathetic reason.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings.

 

There's no press conference ffs.

 

Oh right calm down :lol: i only know what people say.

 

There definitely is. I read it on the internet.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings.

 

There's no press conference ffs.

 

Oh right calm down :lol: i only know what people say.

 

A lot of people saying earlier we had booked one for tomorrow to be fair. It was assumed they were for the new signings if it wasn't bullshit.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings.

 

There's no press conference ffs.

 

Oh right calm down :lol: i only know what people say.

 

There definitely is. I read it on the internet.

 

Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story.  Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales.

 

;)

Link to post
Share on other sites

I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings.

 

There's no press conference ffs.

 

Oh right calm down :lol: i only know what people say.

 

There definitely is. I read it on the internet.

 

Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story.  Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales.

 

;)

 

:lol: Really?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Of course they're bollocks, man :lol:

 

Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

 

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale  :lol: Or there could be truth in it  :mystery:

 

Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

 

I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

 

If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation.

 

Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...