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Because I enjoyed last year's: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,70612.msg2438865.htm I thought I'd start one for the up coming season! Basically, put a prediction into each field for who you think will achieve/win/relegated. I'll update new categories if people have any suggestions for them.

 

Premiership

Winners:

Runners Up:

3rd:

4th:

Europa:

Relegation:

Over Achievers:

Under Performers:

Top Goal Scorer:

Break Out Year:

Season to Forget:

PFA Player of the Year:

PFA Young Player of the Year:

FWA Player of the Year:

Where will NUFC finish?:

NUFC Top Goalscorer?

First NUFC player to score a Hat-Trick?

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion:

Play Off Winners:

Championship Relegation:

First Division Promotion:

First Division Relegation:

Second Division Promotion:

Second Division Relegation:

FA Cup:

League Cup:

Johnstone Paint Trophy:

FA Vase:

 

World

La Liga winner:

Serie A winner:

Bundesliga:

Champions League:

Europa League:

World Player of the Year:

Olympic Gold Medal:

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce

NUFC's top scorer:

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season:

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: - Set fire to his house with fireworks, and then became the fireworks safety spokesman for Manchester Fire Brigade! True.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: - ARSENAL DID!

Who will be the first away team to score a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Newcastle United!

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Premiership

Winners: Man Utd

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool

Relegation: Swansea, Wigan, Norwich

Over Achievers: QPR

Under Performers: Newcastle

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Mcreachran (sp??)

Season to Forget: Lampard

PFA Player of the Year: Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sturridge

FWA Player of the Year: ?

Where will NUFC finish?: 16th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, West Ham

Play Off Winners: Forest

Championship Relegation: Palace, Coventry, Peterborough

First Division Promotion: Charlton, Preston, Sheff U

First Division Relegation: Rochdale, Tranmere, Stevenage, Hartlepool

Second Division Promotion: Gillingham, Plymouth, Rotherham, Bristol R

Second Division Relegation: Oxford, Torquay

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Charlton

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: AC Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Roma

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: UK

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 16th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Nah

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Jizz in the team's water supply

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yeh

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man U

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal/SPurs

Relegation: Q.P.R/Wigan/Swansea

Over Achievers: Wolves

Under Performers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Danny Graham

Break Out Year: Kyle Walker/Conor Wickham

Season to Forget: Newcastle

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Carroll (assume he'll qualify)

FWA Player of the Year: Who knows who these mongoloids will pick. After Parker, probably Glenn Whelan.

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester/West Ham

Play Off Winners: Forest

Championship Relegation: Doncaster/Peterborough/Palace

First Division Promotion:Huddersfield/Sheff Utd/Charlton

First Division Relegation:Stevenage/Yeovil/Walsall/Wycombe

Second Division Promotion: Crawley/Rotherham/Gillingham/Bradford

Second Division Relegation: Burton/Barnet

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Couldn't care less.

FA Vase: Whitley

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: AC

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: PSG

World Player of the Year: That Argentinian fella I'd imagine

Olympic Gold Medal: Erm, are Spain playing? Them :dontknow:

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: I telt ya, man, 14th.

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Balotelli will rip it out in the derby.

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Rip out Rooney's hair in the derby.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Ner.

 

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Couldn't be bothered to do it all:

 

Premiership

Winners: Man Utd

Runners Up: Man City

3rd:Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal, Tottenham

Relegation: QPR, Norwich, Wolves

Over Achievers: Bolton

Under Performers: Villa

Top Goal Scorer: Hernandez

Break Out Year: Jack Rodwell

Season to Forget: Blackburn

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere

FWA Player of the Year: Hernandez

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mick McCarthy

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 14th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Go on strike

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: No

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Premiership

Winners:  Chelski

Runners Up:  Man City

3rd: Man Ure

4th:Gooners

Europa:Liverpool

Relegation:Swansea, Norwich,SMB

Over Achievers: US

Under Performers:Spuds

Top Goal Scorer:Drogba

Break Out Year:

Season to Forget: Barton

PFA Player of the Year: Terry

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sturridge

FWA Player of the Year:

Where will NUFC finish?: 7th

 

 

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1 Chelsea

2 Mana City

3 Man u

4 Arsenal

5 Liverpool

6 Tottenham

7 Everton

8 W.B.A

9 Stoke

10 Everton

11 Bolton

12 Fulham

13 Sunderland

14 Q.P.R

15 Wolves

16 Wigan

17 Newcastle

18 Norwich

19 Swansea

20 Blackburn

 

 

 

 

 

World

 

La liga Barcelona

 

Champions League Barcelona

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Premiership

Winners:  Man United

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool

Relegation: Swansea, Norwich, Wigan

Over Achievers:  QPR

Under Performers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year:  Player? McEachran

Season to Forget:  Henderson

PFA Player of the Year:  Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year:  Wilshire

FWA Player of the Year:  Wilshire

Where will NUFC finish?:  11th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, West Ham, Forest

Play Off Winners: Forest

Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Peterborough, Coventry

First Division Promotion: Hudds, Charlton, Preston

First Division Relegation: Walsall, Exeter, Yeovil, Tranmere

Second Division Promotion: Crawley, Rotherham, Swindon, Gillingham

Second Division Relegation: Morecombe, Hereford

FA Cup:  Chelsea

League Cup: Man United

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Hartlepool

FA Vase: Darlo

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner:  Milan

Bundesliga: B Munich

Champions League: Barca

Europa League: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Xavi

Olympic Gold Medal: GB

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 11th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Most of it

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Dry hump a refs leg during a game

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: No

 

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester United

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal

Relegation: Norwich City, Swansea City, Wigan

Over Achievers: Aston Villa

Under Performers: Tottenham

Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney

Break Out Year: Josh McEachran

Season to Forget: Any Arsenal Defender

PFA Player of the Year: Jack Wilshere

PFA Young Player of the Year: Josh McEachran

FWA Player of the Year: Jack Wilshere

Where will NUFC finish?: 10th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leeds, West Ham

Play Off Winners: Cardiff

Championship Relegation: Brighton & Hove Albion, Peterborough United, Derby County

First Division Promotion: Carlisle, Charlton, Notts County

First Division Relegation: Stevenage, Bournemouth, Yeovil, PNE

Second Division Promotion: Plymouth, Crewe Alexandra, Bristol Rovers, Accrington Stanley

Second Division Relegation: Northampton Town, Burton Albion

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Tottenham

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Carlisle

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: PSV Eindhoven

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 10th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: March 2012

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Something do with either driving, spam or a top model.. or any variation there of.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes - QPR

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man United

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal, Everton

Relegation: Norwich, Blackburn, Wigan

Over Achievers: QPR

Under Performers: Arsenal

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero (Man City)

Break Out Year: Haris Vuckic! Paul Dummett! or Josh McEachran (Chelsea)

Season to Forget: Michael Owen (injury leading to retirement)

PFA Player of the Year: David Silva (Man City)

PFA Young Player of the Year: Jack Wilshire (Arsenal)

FWA Player of the Year: Wayne Rooney (Man U)

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Birmingham, Leeds,

Play Off Winners: Leicester

Championship Relegation: Coventry, Portsmouth, Crystal Palace

First Division Promotion: Doncaster, Charlton, Huddersfield

First Division Relegation: Notts County, Yeovil, Hartlepool, Stevenage

Second Division Promotion: Crawley Town, Bristol Rovers, Accrington Stanley, Crewe

Second Division Relegation: Plymouth, Morcombe,

FA Cup: Spurs

League Cup: Man City

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Charlton

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Udinese

Bundesliga: Schalke

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: PSG

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Neil Warnock

NUFC's top scorer: Haris Vuckic

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: ... yes!

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool

Relegation: Wigan/Norwich/Swansea

Over Achievers: Man City

Under Performers: Newcastle

Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney

Break Out Year: Josh McEachran

Season to Forget: Connor Wickham

PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Daniel Sturridge

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, Birmingham

Play Off Winners: West Ham

Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Peterborough, Barnsley

First Division Promotion: Huddersfield, Sheff Utd, MK Dons

First Division Relegation:  Yeovil, Bury, Walsall, Stevenage

Second Division Promotion: Bristol Rovers, Shrewsbury, Swindon, Crawley

Second Division Relegation: Barnet, Cheltenham

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Huddersfield

 

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: PSG

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

 

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Neil Warnock

NUFC's top scorer: Demba Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 14th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Rape a nun

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: No

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man United

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool

Relegation: QPR, Swansea, Blackburn

Over Achievers: Norwich

Under Performers: Spurs

Top Goal Scorer: Peter Lovenkrands

Break Out Year: Wickham

Season to Forget: Charlie Adam

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sturridge

Where will NUFC finish?: 15th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, West Ham

Play Off Winners: Leeds

Championship Relegation: Coventry, Palace, Peterborough

FA Cup: Man United

League Cup: Man City

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Demba Ba (10)

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Kill Mancini.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: We will. And we'll miss it.

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Premiership

Winners: Man U

Runners Up: chelsea

3rd: Man city

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal/Spurs

Relegation: Swansea/Wigan/QPR

Over Achievers: Stoke

Under Performers: Arsenal

Top Goal Scorer: Bent

Break Out Year: Josh Mceachran

Season to Forget: Newcastle

PFA Player of the Year: Nemanja Vidic

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere

FWA Player of the Year: David Silva

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: West ham/Leicester

Play Off Winners: Reading

Championship Relegation: Doncaster/Peterborough/Barnsley

First Division Promotion:Sheff Utd/Preston/Huddersfield

First Division Relegation:/Yeovil/Brentford/Wycombe/Bury

Second Division Promotion: Crawley/Rotherham/Northampton/Swindon

Second Division Relegation: Cheltenham/Barnet

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Man City

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Mk dons

FA Vase: Whitley

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Inter

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Barca

Europa League: Seville

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Where will NUFC finish this season: 14th.

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: no

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Ride into training on a giraffe.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: yes.

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Liverpool

3rd: Arsenal

4th: Chelsea

Europa: Man Utd, Newcastle Utd

Relegation: Blackburn, Wigan, Swansea

Over Achievers: Newcastle Utd

Under Performers: Man Utd

Top Goal Scorer: Ba

Break Out Year: Cleverly

Season to Forget: Gerrard

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Smalling

FWA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

Where will NUFC finish?: 6th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Blackpool, West Ham

Play Off Winners: Birmingham

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Birmingham

 

World

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Roma

Bundesliga: Wolfsburg

Champions League: Arsenal

World Player of the Year: Casillas

Olympic Gold Medal: France

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: yes

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man U

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool Spurs

Relegation: Blackburn Norwich QPR

Over Achievers: Swansea

Under Performers: Blackburn

Top Goal Scorer: Hernandez

Break Out Year: Sameobi

Season to Forget: Terry

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sturridge

FWA Player of the Year: Rooney

Where will NUFC finish?: 11th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, Forest

Play Off Winners: Brighton (had to have 1 outsider in there)

Championship Relegation: Coventry Peterborough Barnsley

First Division Promotion: Sheffield Wednesday Huddersfield Sheffield United

First Division Relegation: Tranmere Stevenage Bury Walsall

Second Division Promotion: Crawely, Wimbeldon, Accrington Stanley, Crewe

Second Division Relegation: Plymouth Northampton

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Sheffield Wednesday

FA Vase: ?

 

World

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Napoli

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Warnock

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: shaven off first

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Take up ballet

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season:  :lol:

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Man United

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal

Relegation: Newcastle, Swansea, Norwich

Over Achievers: Fulham

Under Performers: Arsenal

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: Kieron Gibbs

Season to Forget: Van Der Vaart

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Phil Jones

FWA Player of the Year: Kevin Nolan

Where will NUFC finish?: 18th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, West Ham

Play Off Winners: Leeds

Championship Relegation: Boro

League Cup: Tottenham

FA Cup: Arsenal

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona , yawn

Serie A winner: Napoli

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: PSG

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Netherlands

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Paul Lambert

NUFC's top scorer: Ben Arfa

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Score an own goal overhead kick

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Aye

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Premiership

Winners: Man Utd

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool

Relegation: Wigan, Norwich, Blackburn

Over Achievers: Fulham

Under Performers: Everton/NUFC

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: Vuckic

Season to Forget: Gerrard

PFA Player of the Year: Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year: Carroll

FWA Player of the Year: Rooney

Where will NUFC finish?: 12

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: West Ham, Forest

Play Off Winners: Leicester

Championship Relegation: P'Boro, Doncaster, Coventry

First Division Promotion: Huddersfield, Preston, Rochdale

First Division Relegation: Tranmere, Oldham, Stevenage, Wycombe

Second Division Promotion: Bristol, Dagenham, Shrewsbury, Torquay

Second Division Relegation: Hereford, Morecombe

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Sheff Wed

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Inter

Bundesliga: Bayern

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: PSG

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Yes

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Pull out Wayne Rooney's hair.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man U

3rd: Man City

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Tottenham, Everton

Relegation: QPR, Wolves, Wigan

Under Performers: Liverpool (8th)

Top Goal Scorer: Javier Hernandez

Break Out Year: Mehdi Abeid, Haris Vuckic

Season to Forget: RVP, Charlie Adam

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sturridge

FWA Player of the Year: Jack Wilshere

Where will NUFC finish?: 10th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: West ham, Leicester

Play Off Winners: Brighton

Championship Relegation: Hull, Peterborough, Doncaster

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Man City

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner:  Barca

Serie A winner: Inter Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Man U

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Leon Best (14 PL goals)

Where will NUFC finish this season: 10th

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Undoubtedly

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: He'll propose to a fan in the stands after being sent off against Swansea

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes, two teams will.

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Premiership

Winners: Man Utd

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal

Relegation: Wigan, QPR, Norwich

Over Achievers: Swansea

Under Performers: Tottenham

Top Goal Scorer: Hernandez

Break Out Year: Haris Vuckic

Season to Forget: Wojciech Szczęsny

PFA Player of the Year: Wayne Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year: Jack Wilshere

FWA Player of the Year: Wayne Rooney

Where will NUFC finish?: 12th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, West Ham.

Play Off Winners: Burnley.

Championship Relegation: Peterborough, Coventry, Crystal Palace.

First Division Promotion: Preston, Huddersfield, MK Dons

First Division Relegation: Tranmere, Notts County, Yeovil Town, Walsall

Second Division Promotion: Crewe, Crawley, Accrington, Swindon

Second Division Relegation: Barnet, Burton

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone Paint Trophy: MK Dons

FA Vase: Whitley Bay

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Inter

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: Benfica

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Neil Warnock

NUFC's top scorer: Demba Ba

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Buy a Llama and take it to training

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes

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Premiership

Winners: Man United

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd: Man City

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Blackburn, QPR, Norwich

Over Achievers: Nobody, but possibly Swansea by virtue of just staying up

Under Performers: Bolton

Top Goal Scorer: Van Persie

Break Out Year: Haris Vuckic, Kieran Gibbs, Aaron Ramsey

Season to Forget: Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam, Connor Wickham

PFA Player of the Year: Its a joke award

PFA Young Player of the Year: Another joke award

FWA Player of the Year: A third joke award

Where will NUFC finish?: 11th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Leicester, Nottm Forest

Play Off Winners: West Ham

Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Coventry, Peterborough

First Division Promotion: Huddersfield, Sheff Utd, Chesterfield

First Division Relegation: Tranmere, Bury, Walsall, Yeovil

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Chelsea

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Inter

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Roma

World Player of the Year: Xavi (Messi will be better, but this will be more of a 'lifetime achievement' award)

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': It can only really be two, so I'll go with Kean

NUFC's top scorer: Ba

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No, apart from natural hair loss

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Sodomise a goat, have a rant on gingers, UFO sighting, arrested for his role in a drive-by jizzing.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes

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Premiership:

Winners: Manchester City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd: Manchester United

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Tottenham

Relegation: Swansea, Wigan, Blackburn

Over Achievers: Stoke City

Under Performers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney

Break Out Year: Junior Hoilett

Season to Forget: Andy Carroll

PFA Player of the Year: Luka Modric

PFA Young Player of the Year: David de Gea

FWA Player of the Year: Luka Modric

Where will NUFC finish?: 14th

 

Domestic

 

FA Cup: Manchester United

League Cup: Aston Villa

 

 

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: AC Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: Tottenham

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Pardew

NUFC's top scorer: Leon Best

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Shit on Mancinis car

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: yes

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Premiership

Winners: Man Utd

Runners Up: Man City

3rd: Chelsea

4th: Liverpool

Europa: Arsenal

Relegation: Swansea, Wigan, QPR

Over Achievers: Norwich 15th

Under Performers: Spurs 8th

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero 23

Break Out Year: Harris Vuckic

Season to Forget: Carroll

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Jack Wilshere

FWA Player of the Year: Gerrard

Where will NUFC finish?: 12th

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: West Ham, Forrest

Play Off Winners: Birmingham

Championship Relegation: Millwall, Peterbrough, Doncaster

First Division Promotion:Preston, Charlton, Colchester

First Division Relegation:Wycome, Stevenage, Bury, Rochdale

Second Division Promotion: Gillingham, Torquay, Plymouth, Crewe

Second Division Relegation: Barnet, Burton

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Arsenal

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Chalton

FA Vase: Gateshead

 

World

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga: Wolfsberg

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Fulham

World Player of the Year: Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Argentina

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Pardew

NUFC's top scorer: Ba 17

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Yes

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Run down Downing Street in a mankini.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: No

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester United

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd: Manchester City

4th: Arsenal

Europa: Liverpool, Tottenham, Everton

Relegation: Norwich, Wigan, QPR

Over Achievers: West Brom

Under Performers: Aston Villa

Top Goal Scorer: Javier Hernandez

Break Out Year: Josh McEachran

Season to Forget: Edin Dzeko

PFA Player of the Year: Javier Hernandez

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sergio Agüero

FWA Player of the Year: Lucas Leiva

Where will NUFC finish?: 12th (as it stands)

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: West Ham, Leicester

Play Off Winners: Leeds

Championship Relegation: Crystal Palace, Coventry, Southampton

First Division Promotion: Sheffield United, MK Dons, Bournemouth

First Division Relegation: Bury, Walsall, Oldham

Second Division Promotion: Gillingham, Shrewsbury, Torquay, Rotherham

Second Division Relegation: Macclesfield, Cheltenham

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Tottenham

Johnstone Paint Trophy: Charlton

FA Vase: Barwell

 

World

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: AC Milan

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich

Champions League: Barcelona

Europa League: Villarreal

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

Olympic Gold Medal: Spain

 

Other

First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mick McCarthy

NUFC's top scorer: Ba - 13

Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: The hair won't end up growing in the first place. Transplant doctor to be sued in the largest court case of the year.

What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Dye his hair blonde and call himself the next Shearer.

Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: No

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