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Are they spending £20M on Carrick and Park? Carrick is 31 in July and Park is 31. If it's true, they are sick!

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'Oh Tarquin, does one fancy engaging in some mirth when we go galavanting to the Sports Direct Arena next week?'

 

'Why yes Benedict, what does one suggest?'

 

'Well, I was going to say why doesn't one defecate onto ones hand, then simply proceed to smear it onto the walls, supporting ones of course.'

 

'Oh Benedict!  You are such a devious and wicked old fool!  But yes, it does sound rather spiffing!'

 

 

 

 

CLASS.  THE MACKEM WAY.

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Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

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Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

 

Heartbreaking when you put it like that. :lol:

Luckily they can swim over to the neighbor island, who is fucking awesome! Tons of pussy and beer man, jebus its gooood.

 

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so we agreeing to pinpoint the conga as the origin of the class struggle then are we?

 

interesting it never cropped up when our players were accused of hitting women, raping women and attacking each other on the pitch...aye the conga, that's what tipped the scales :lol:

 

fucking clowns

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Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

 

Heartbreaking when you put it like that. :lol:

Luckily they can swim over to the neighbor island, who is fucking awesome! Tons of pussy and beer man, jebus its gooood.

 

that's like a twisted cindarella story...aye niklas, you can get yersel across to newcastle to enjoy yourself but be back by midnight now or we'll make you sign a permanent contract :lol:

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Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

 

Heartbreaking when you put it like that. :lol:

Luckily they can swim over to the neighbor island, who is fucking awesome! Tons of pussy and beer man, jebus its gooood.

 

that's like a twisted cindarella story...aye niklas, you can get yersel across to newcastle to enjoy yourself but be back by midnight now or we'll make you sign a permanent contract :lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

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Mike was still fat when congagate happened so maybe they just mistook his huge jiggling arse cheeks for two people dancing along behind him as he got up to order another 3 dozen chicken burgers.

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Insignificant club, mediocre players, thick fans.

 

They were probably above average in 1902, mind. Fair play.

 

 

 

Stop trying to be the Eddie Guerrero heel .

 

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/882/I%20lied.jpg

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