Guest reefatoon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Is Uncal Mick aware that he's fast becoming a forum sensation? He will be pulling his combat shorts and Reeboks out (if it is his turn to wear them), ready for another 3am raid in Newcastle with his gang of Mick's and banners. That will damn well show all of us eh, put us in our place, because you know they don't mess about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://i45.tinypic.com/24wrqpw.png 'we'll gan to the mags proper snaykey liike a saycret agent and fly wa banner. FTM! EDL! etc...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Jesus. nah- just mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Jesus. nah- just mick Spunkal Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 must have been annoying seeing them finish above you then. particularly since you spent the contents of King Solomons mines on a load of duck eggs Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702694&page=2#ixzz1vcUocisH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://i45.tinypic.com/24wrqpw.png 'we'll gan to the mags proper snaykey liike a saycret agent and fly wa banner. FTM! EDL! etc...' :lol: Amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mackem Logic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Jesus. nah- just mick Spunkal Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Your ideal starting 11 next season Holt McClean Sessegnon Johnson Cattermole Colback Bardsley Cuellar Brown O'Shea Mignolet Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702732#ixzz1vcbbWuSp Ideal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 that team is Premier League mediocrity personified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sheds Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Mr O'Neil strode out triumphantly onto the hallowed turf. This was his moment his time had come. Within seconds he was swarmed by his players, never in human history has there been a more courageous group of titans representing the creed of mackemdom. Yes, 2013 seen the year that the Mackem rose to the height of his forefathers; he was a champion once again. Yet it had not always seemed liekly to be so; the summer signings of Balotelli, Hummels and Drogba, each attracted by the powerful charisma and charm of Mr O'Neil had seen SAFC roar into a stunning lead in the PL season, leading by 6 points on Christams day. Gordon, ably assisted by the form of the trio of Vaughan, Hummels and Brown, had marshalled a defence the likes not seen in this country before, which a midfield inspired by the creative genius of Sess and Mcelan and the guile of Colbeck had provided sufficient support to the attack of Gyan, Drogba and Balotelli, the former of whom had his apolgies for leaving accepted after expalining his treatment at the hands of Bruce and the latter of whom joined after being persuaded of the socialist values of the club and commitmment to development in his native land. Hopes of the title had been seemingly dashed when nearest competitors Team Manchester Red had secured a 1-0 vicotory over the elite lads of the north east following a controversial penalty decision against the plucky defenders of mackemdom, the first in a host of 'honest mistakes' which threatended to thwart the title bid og those pure of heart. The last day of the season saw a Sunderland side relying on their fierce opposents of the deiils red dropping points at the unlikely saviours of Stoke City. As the clock ticked towards the 95th minute all hope seemed lost as the potters trailed by a single goal, before the ball broke on the edge of the penalty box. As the ball broke a s shiver of light alight the mane of one Kenyne Jones as the spirit of Stokoe soared through his child, as Jones silkily sidestepped two challnages before slotting the ball past a despairing De Gea. Mackemdom errupted as an 8-0 final day victory over the Mag had condemmned his sorry cohorts to relegation, as he sulked back to his pastry crusted, gravy sipping magdom fresh in the knowledge that Mackemdom had won the war. A reluctant MON was coaxed onto the pitch by his beaming squad, with former hellraiser Balotelli thanking MON, as his 'manager and father'. Ina stirring championship address Mr O'neil gave a ralying cry to mackemdom as the pilgrims descended upon the temple of gold, 'tell me my children, tell me that you never doubted this. Tell me that you never despaired. Tell me that your always belived this would be the season I would give wings to your deareest dreams dreams.' His stiriing speech saw a denounciation of the governemnt and of the vicious press forces of the magedia who had violated all conceptions embedded in society which offered a progressive mackem vision; leading to the governement collapsing and widespread abandoment of the rags which attacked the new wave of social pressure. This charming, personable, inspirational, understated man. This was his hour. But the day belonged to soemthing more than a man, it belonged to an idea. Mackemdom had risen and was a force to be recognised. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702510#ixzz1vYTLN7SQ Guess who That says so much about the mackem mentality that even in 'the perfect season' they need Stoke to get an equaliser in the 95th minute to win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 One of their ideal elevens actually has Heskey in it Loads of them endorsing the signing of aging cloggers, journeymen and plain old Mr Average simply because MoN is manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Someone needs to change that Simpsons gif from Kenny/Liverpool to MON/Sunderland. Think he's brainwashed an entire town 'MON is the leader...we WILL sign old, slow British players on long contracts' Either that or they're just thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 What gets me is the amount of posters who run out of steam halfway through their fantasy cloggers 11 and just put 'new forward', or even just a row of question marks up front. "heeyaa man, ahve remembered ten nyams, thats enough, am not friggin MON ynaarr" Also, A. Johnson clearly this years N'Zog.....spotted at 'Ponteland international' yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Barrios/Sow McClean - Sessegnon - Johnson Cattermole - Colback Richardson - Brown - O'Shea - Debuchy Mignolet Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702732&page=4#ixzz1vdr2zt4p :lol: If you want to have a guess before clicking the link: he had a spectacular but brief stint on here a month or 2 ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I think Barrios would rather piss-off to China. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 £15m for Gyan, Gardner and Ji. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Paxton seems to spend his entire time on there mentioning that he doesn't rate Cabaye. The daft know-nothing wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Still can't believe they spent £6 million on Craig Gardner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Giroud is in one of those 11's :lol: And so is Debuchy, Sigurdsson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunderland_A.F.C.#Current_squad Such a pile of shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunderland_A.F.C.#Current_squad Such a pile of shite. This is the thing, though. They're deluded in 2 senses. They're deluded in the classic football fans sense of "yeah, we should go for Player X, Y and Z" when really, they're not realistic. I mean, just as examples, why in the blue hell would Debuchy and Giroud even consider the notion of going to Sunderland - fresh from their 13th place finish? But then, there's this acceptance that players like Gardner, Cattermole, Colback, O'Shea, Brown, Richardson - you can go on - are actually good enough for them to progress to wherever the hell they think they should be going. It's frightening. It's like a despairing, stubborn, siege mentality of not wanting to open your eyes and realise that, bar maybe 1 or 2 players, what you have in front of you is one of the most uninspiring, mediocre squads known to man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Last summer it was like they were systematically signing all the players that would most define mediocrity and averageness. Only now has it finally started to click. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Barrios/Sow McClean - Sessegnon - Johnson Cattermole - Colback Richardson - Brown - O'Shea - Debuchy Mignolet Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702732&page=4#ixzz1vdr2zt4p :lol: If you want to have a guess before clicking the link: he had a spectacular but brief stint on here a month or 2 ago. The funny thing is that even with those unrealistic additions that squad would certainly still struggle to break Europe (which he suggests) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Hasn't Barrios just fucked off the China for mega money? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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