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SUNDERLAND FURY AT ASHLEY

 

 

Mike Ashley: Led conga

 

Saturday October 25,2008

By Niall Hickman

 

Sunderland are still furious with Newcastle ahead of today’s derby after Toon owner Mike Ashley celebrated victory in last April’s fixture by leading a conga in front of Sunderland executives.

 

Ashley persuaded several of his Newcastle directors and senior employees to follow him in the victory jig in the St James’ Park directors’ box.

 

Several Sunderland officials, including chairman Niall Quinn, left the room as Ashley proceeded to rub their noses in the 2-0 defeat.

 

One senior Wearside source said: “No one from Sunderland could believe it. Directors are not used to that sort of display. Mike Ashley and several Newcastle people started a conga, then started singing songs about their victory.”

 

 

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We have personality, they're just a bunch of dour bellends.

 

Seriously, have you heard anyone involved with that club speak? They're fucking shite. From the coaches to the chairmen and on the pitch we rarely fail to entertain, which is what you surely want.

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Are they spending £20M on Carrick and Park? Carrick is 31 in July and Park is 31. If it's true, they are sick!

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'Oh Tarquin, does one fancy engaging in some mirth when we go galavanting to the Sports Direct Arena next week?'

 

'Why yes Benedict, what does one suggest?'

 

'Well, I was going to say why doesn't one defecate onto ones hand, then simply proceed to smear it onto the walls, supporting ones of course.'

 

'Oh Benedict!  You are such a devious and wicked old fool!  But yes, it does sound rather spiffing!'

 

 

 

 

CLASS.  THE MACKEM WAY.

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Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

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