Conjo Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anybody fancy some supper? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=675491 :lol: kin hell 26 pages on why mag kernts use cheesy chips as an insult against them. They can´t possibly have any real life worries if that topic is top of the (m)agenda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 'How long have they been using it as an insult?' 'because they're thick as fuck' 'this' Oh dear. At least answer the correct question when discussing intelligence. Although, who am I to talk, they did beat us 9-1 after all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 We havent been saying 'Cheeeeyzey chips' for that long to be honest, when you consider they have been saying 9-1 for over a century Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Pretty sure this 9-1 business only surfaced after we bummed them 5-1. They never mentioned it before that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Pretty sure this 9-1 business only surfaced after we bummed them 5-1. They never mentioned it before that. it did. also the classy club stuff as some fo their more honest fans have pointed out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 The classy club stuff is superb, couldn't be more from the truth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 9-1, Scum, Dirty Mags, Fat Jawdees & FTM are all really really witty insults though to be fair to them, regardless of how long they've been in use. In comparison Cheesy chips is just sooooo lacking in wit and humour. FTM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Seriously though, Fuck... The... Mags. It's borderline genius. First you take the infamous curse word Fuck, and then to specify exactly what they are saying 'Fuck' to, they added the words The and Mags. If there wasn't too much brain fuckery on show already, the clever little swines THEN went and abbreviated the whole insult to FTM. The mind is a beautiful place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 And THEN make up droll pseudonyms such as 'Fred The Mackem' to incorporate said acronym and ring in to Jawdee talk shows completing the BEST. JERK. OF ALL. TAYME. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 hhehehehe i taald me sern to stick is fingas up at der Jawdee team bus. E did it lolololool FTM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 And THEN make up droll pseudonyms such as 'Fred The Mackem' to incorporate said acronym and ring in to Jawdee talk shows completing the BEST. JERK. OF ALL. TAYME. Did yea see mine....Francis T Morgan? Aye mate Gerrin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 And THEN make up droll pseudonyms such as 'Fred The Mackem' to incorporate said acronym and ring in to Jawdee talk shows completing the BEST. JERK. OF ALL. TAYME. Did yea see mine....Francis T Morgan? Aye mate Gerrin Voldemort's Awkward Laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Now the tossers are whining because a question was asked in parliament The mackems have true concern here tho... A large group of magpies is called a "parliment" So technically in a mackems mind the houses of parliment are full of mag kernts! FTM LERL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anybody fancy some supper? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=675491 :lol: kin hell Some bloke on there saying about 'their soft accent' Errr, I have a soft southern shandy drinking bastard accent, am not from the area and I can pick up on the difference. The missus family are all sunderland and her Grandad's accent is far more full on. Hits the vowels harder and it just sounds a lot more agressive and confusing to me. How it can be so different when there is less than 15 miles between cities is beyond me! Even he says the Geordie accent is softer and their's is harder (weyy ours is harder FTM). I've been in the Seaham working man's club with him and they're all the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anybody fancy some supper? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=675491 :lol: kin hell Some bloke on there saying about 'their soft accent' Errr, I have a soft southern shandy drinking b****** accent, am not from the area and I can pick up on the difference. The missus family are all sunderland and her Grandad's accent is far more full on. Hits the vowels harder and it just sounds a lot more agressive and confusing to me. How it can be so different when there is less than 15 miles between cities is beyond me! Even he says the Geordie accent is softer and their's is harder (weyy ours is harder FTM). I've been in the Seaham working man's club with him and they're all the same. i know many people from outside the area who can't tell one from the other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Same with mine (from the leicestershire border, 20 miles away) and a brummie accent...no bugger can tell the difference. Bostin! Still if I heard someone from the wirral, I would still call them scouse. It's always quite subtle if your not from the area. Years of my NEfamily griefing mackems has kept me fairly enlightened though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anybody fancy some supper? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=675491 :lol: kin hell Some bloke on there saying about 'their soft accent' Errr, I have a soft southern shandy drinking b****** accent, am not from the area and I can pick up on the difference. The missus family are all sunderland and her Grandad's accent is far more full on. Hits the vowels harder and it just sounds a lot more agressive and confusing to me. How it can be so different when there is less than 15 miles between cities is beyond me! Even he says the Geordie accent is softer and their's is harder (weyy ours is harder FTM). I've been in the Seaham working man's club with him and they're all the same. i know many people from outside the area who can't tell one from the other. Don't get me wrong, I didn't used to until I spent a lot more time in the NE and I'm not saying I could 100% call the accents and exactly where they are from. But there are definitely noticable differences and my point was mainly getting at how that mackem was claiming their accent is softer I live in Newmarket, but work near to Cambridge. Similar distance for Newcastle to sunderland, yet there is no difference in accent at all. It's an interesting subject I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Now the tossers are whining because a question was asked in parliament The mackems have true concern here tho... A large group of magpies is called a "parliment" So technically in a mackems mind the houses of parliment are full of mag kernts! FTM LERL Its a parliament of owls. Magpies is a TIDING or a CHARM or even a MURDER (same as crows) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Im sure its a Parliment of Magpies like. Daft mag kernt LERL. FTM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 hoot hoot hoot hoot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Im sure its a Parliment of Magpies like. Daft mag kernt LERL. FTM Definitely a parliament of owls. Could be magpies as well like. My favourite is ladybirds...wait for it...a loveliness of ladybirds, swear down! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Fuck off, fuck you wikkie, just asked people at work and everyone said a collective name for Magpies was a parliment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns_for_birds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Isn't it a murder of magpies? Seriously. Also: Intrusion of cockroaches Mischief of mice Caravan of camels are some of my favourites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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