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What is it with them and Anita btw? :lol:

Anita used to be a very famous collection of children's books in Portugal. Recently there's been some jokes made about it, kinda like memes, it's a bit silly and more of an "inside joke", i guess. But has nothing to do with Newcastle  O0

 

But hey, don't be shy go talk to us at our forum too  :D

 

We know nothing of inside jokes.

 

Now, can you tell me if we are allowed to piss away from the toilet whilst skateboarding in Lisbon?

 

:mackems:

 

Is Sewelly on there btw?

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According to that Benfica forum they're already in the semis and we're all suffering from heartburn.

 

Tbf, a lot of people on here probably think that as well :lol:

 

The most reasonable (like me :D) knows that will be difficult. But ofc we are confident, normally in stadium of light we do amazing games and if we get a clean sheet in the first leg we have all the advantage because normally we score at any stadium (Just check our past games).

 

About the flights:

Faro (Cheapest option) then by train\bus to Lisbon

Lisbon (the airport is at Lisbon center so in 5 minutes you have a lot of cheap accommodation)

 

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Newcastle tem aeroporto?

 

Non Newcastle no tem aeroporto, na verdade, ele está fora do limite de cidade em Ponteland, Northumberland. Não acredito que eles mentindo Geordies marra...

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According to that Benfica forum they're already in the semis and we're all suffering from heartburn.

 

Tbf, a lot of people on here probably think that as well :lol:

 

The most reasonable (like me :D) knows that will be difficult. But ofc we are confident, normally in stadium of light we do amazing games and if we get a clean sheet in the first leg we have all the advantage because normally we score at any stadium (Just check our past games).

 

About the flights:

Faro (Cheapest option) then by train\bus to Lisbon

Lisbon (the airport is at Lisbon center so in 5 minutes you have a lot of cheap accommodation)

 

 

What area of Lisbon is best to stay? It comes up with 6 options like Setubal and stuff

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What is it with them and Anita btw? :lol:

 

Anita is a book for children, most popular in the 80s.

 

The title of the books always started with "Anita does..." "Anita goes for..." "Anita tries to...". Examples: Anita Rides a Horse, Anita Goes For Lunch, Anita does Skating

 

People like to edit the cover of those books to make funny titles, while keeping the original cover.

 

Like:

 

Anita hears prime-minister speaking and decides to work abroad (the original title was Anita travels on a plane), beside this the original cover of Anita boarding a plane is kept.

 

Basically this is the idea of the meme.

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Newcastle tem aeroporto?

 

Non Newcastle no tem aeroporto, na verdade, ele está fora do limite de cidade em Ponteland, Northumberland. Não acredito que eles mentindo Geordies marra...

 

Here man, you'll confuse them all :lol:

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Newcastle tem aeroporto?

 

Non Newcastle no tem aeroporto, na verdade, ele está fora do limite de cidade em Ponteland, Northumberland. Não acredito que eles mentindo Geordies marra...

 

wtf?

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3 years ago Benfica played in Liverpool.

 

So I bought the plane tickets, but before the travel me and my girlfriend had a fight, and I got so pissed off that I decided not to go while losing 200 EUR.

 

I got so frustrated that I went home and started to kiss my dog in his mouth, then I uploaded that shit in YouPorn.

 

I miss those times. I still masturbate to that video though.

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According to that Benfica forum they're already in the semis and we're all suffering from heartburn.

 

Tbf, a lot of people on here probably think that as well :lol:

 

The most reasonable (like me :D) knows that will be difficult. But ofc we are confident, normally in stadium of light we do amazing games and if we get a clean sheet in the first leg we have all the advantage because normally we score at any stadium (Just check our past games).

 

About the flights:

Faro (Cheapest option) then by train\bus to Lisbon

Lisbon (the airport is at Lisbon center so in 5 minutes you have a lot of cheap accommodation)

 

 

What area of Lisbon is best to stay? It comes up with 6 options like Setubal and stuff

 

Setubal ?! Man that's Mourinhos city of birth, fuck that! lol

No serious, Setubal is very far. Just look here:

http://www.booking.com/

 

The best place should be at Lisbon center.

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3 years ago Benfica played in Liverpool.

 

So I bought the plane tickets, but before the travel me and my girlfriend had a fight, and I got so pissed off that I decided not to go while losing 200 EUR.

 

I got so frustrated that I went home and started to kiss my dog in his mouth, then I uploaded that shit in YouPorn.

 

I miss those times. I still masturbate to that video though.

 

:lol: :lol:

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3 years ago Benfica played in Liverpool.

 

So I bought the plane tickets, but before the travel me and my girlfriend had a fight, and I got so pissed off that I decided not to go while losing 200 EUR.

 

I got so frustrated that I went home and started to kiss my dog in his mouth, then I uploaded that shit in YouPorn.

 

I miss those times. I still masturbate to that video though.

 

:spit:

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3 years ago Benfica played in Liverpool.

 

So I bought the plane tickets, but before the travel me and my girlfriend had a fight, and I got so pissed off that I decided not to go while losing 200 EUR.

 

I got so frustrated that I went home and started to kiss my dog in his mouth, then I uploaded that shit in YouPorn.

 

I miss those times. I still masturbate to that video though.

 

:pokerface:

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hi everyone...

 

greetings from lisbon, where the sun is shining...

 

you´re all welcome.. come an enjoy. it has been kind of cold, but hopefully it will be warmer in a few weeks.

 

i recon it´s going to be preety close matchs. Benfica´s high priority is the domestic league, where we have  all corrupted Porto affairs to atend to. Believe me, my friends, not an easy task. Along with that, Benfica have had 20 matchs since December, 30. As fas as I can see, you guys have mad "only" 14... that makes a huge difference in rest and rotation of the team.

 

So, with that in mind, Benfica hasnt present best first team choices in europa league matchs... beeing in quarter finals, that may change, bot i´m not so sure. As ia said, nº 1 priority is to reake national title.

 

anyway, season is pretty much going good for us... 2 points ahead of Porto.... should have been more, but things are never how they shoub be when Porto is envolved... i guess you guys don´t understand this complaints because you dont have this kinf os issues, so you may be tempted to thing this are just excuses, but.. it´s one of those things you would have to see. And you have been seeing them for the last 25 years... unbelievable! but you can see in the news how Portugal is right now.. pretty much the same issue, diferent scale.

 

stay weel, people and best team wins!!

 

Nuno

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