JH Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 When you're a kid and you do your own commentary as you're playing... Shearer!!! Yeah...just when you're a kid... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 My younger brother sang his own chant when he was a kid and playing football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 "Young Nut is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat..." ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Was the old "Robert Lee, Robert Lee, running down the wing" one. Everytime he had the ball he started singing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Jan Molby, they've given him too much room! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Was something Cajun's mate used to say, IIRC. One of the favourite things I've ever read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 When you're a kid and you do your own commentary as you're playing... Shearer!!! Yeah...just when you're a kid... Wrong to do when your a 34 year old married with kid? - Coz i'm fairly sure I still do this shit when the wife is out or can't hear me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 There was a lad on my street who used to give me constant grief for talking to myself when I used to kick a football around this wee patch of grass across the road. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I am talking about playing FIFA btw, don't do it when playing football with real people each week as that would make me mental Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 And its Phillipe Albert oooooh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Oh aye, over the course of three years' multiplayer FIFA at uni, we developed an anthology of shouts, sarcastic quips and put-downs - wholly unique to our living room. That sort of thing is universal throughout football though; just substitute the living room for the stadium and it's the same thing. Individual chants and in-jokes, etc - it's all part of the beauty. Whilst the identity of football clubs is continually diminished by the motivations of selfish individuals, stuff like that will always remain. Thank God. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Mine was always 'and it's Viaaaalli!' said in Peter Brackley's voice from Gazzetta Football Italia of the early '90's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 In European football stadiums with a running track, where the goalscorer hurdles the advertising hoardings and runs towards the fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Your first ever glimpse of your first ever match as you emerge from the concourse.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/catmag/fragglesjp_zps85d644ea.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Your first ever glimpse of your first ever match as you emerge from the concourse.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/catmag/fragglesjp_zps85d644ea.jpg Christ, time flies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Your first ever glimpse of your first ever match as you emerge from the concourse.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/catmag/fragglesjp_zps85d644ea.jpg Christ, time flies. Lost 30 years and changed gender, it is a bit weird tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 He's nearly 5 and if we're not actually watching the match he constantly asks me to check my phone for the score. We did good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeilJ Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Has anyone noticed that the ref ( mike jones ) that disallowed Tiotes goal against man City is the same ref that Sissoko slapped in the face accidentally in the Southampton game a month before. Coincidence ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 He's nearly 5 and if we're not actually watching the match he constantly asks me to check my phone for the score. We did good Get in. As if he's 5. Was that the Man City game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 He's nearly 5 and if we're not actually watching the match he constantly asks me to check my phone for the score. We did good You should have got him into a different sport, following us is a life of torture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Harper's testimonial. As if we'd take our son to any game without at least a dozen legends on display for his first ever game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Ironic given Midds' bloodthirsty disdain for the bloke. heh Nice one. An unforgettable moment, I still absolutely love walking out onto the concourse - but there's nothing like the first time. Pity he didn't get to see a goal, mind! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 And the next time he sees a Sport Direct shop, he'll point up and say "there's our club, look, it's Newcastle" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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