Tiresias Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 he's already won the nobel peace prize, why would he need another one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Heard he was in the French parliament debating Syria. "Anytime I want, I can just pick up the phone to poonting and barracks embalmer, and the whole affair is over" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 CUNT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 c*** Is the right answer!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10291632/-...-if-only-Mike-Ashley-would-go-too.html A good piece in the telegraph, not sure if its been mentioned already? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 @NUFC_Stats: ‘John Carver playing golf at work. Confirming he has never met JFK. Says club is a shambles. Option to buy Remy tho’ (via @will90barker) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 This bloke is on one of Ashley's zero-hour contracts, isn't he? He only works when Ashley calls him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 He's NWOAT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 A chance of getting the tin tack? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 A chance of getting the tin tack? Sempuki's avatar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Poor kid. No wonder he didn't sign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 @garyalsmith: Something for Newcastle fans. @eastsportsman asks him if he spoke to Joe Kinnear. With a sly smile, Andre Ayew says: "Maybe. Maybe" Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Wish we got him, "a-e-i-o-u, a-e-i-o-u, a-e-i-o-u, and Ayew was his name-o" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 @garyalsmith: Something for Newcastle fans. @eastsportsman asks him if he spoke to Joe Kinnear. With a sly smile, Andre Ayew says: "Maybe. Maybe" Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about! he doesn't sound too convinced like Kinnear probably introduced himself as Gandhi or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 @garyalsmith: Something for Newcastle fans. @eastsportsman asks him if he spoke to Joe Kinnear. With a sly smile, Andre Ayew says: "Maybe. Maybe" Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about! he doesn't sound too convinced like Kinnear probably introduced himself as Gandhi or something. It mind boggling to think what these negotiations would have been like. Like some sort of fucking slapstick eastenders It really does. But you forgot to mention the acid, lots and lots of acid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 @garyalsmith: Something for Newcastle fans. @eastsportsman asks him if he spoke to Joe Kinnear. With a sly smile, Andre Ayew says: "Maybe. Maybe" Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about! he doesn't sound too convinced like Kinnear probably introduced himself as Gandhi or something. It mind boggling to think what these negotiations would have been like. Like some sort of f***ing slapstick eastenders It really does. But you forgot to mention the acid, lots and lots of acid tbf Kinnear would be scary prospect on acid. He was defo on acid in that TS interview Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 @garyalsmith: Something for Newcastle fans. @eastsportsman asks him if he spoke to Joe Kinnear. With a sly smile, Andre Ayew says: "Maybe. Maybe" Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about! he doesn't sound too convinced like Kinnear probably introduced himself as Gandhi or something. It mind boggling to think what these negotiations would have been like. Like some sort of fucking slapstick eastenders I suspect it was more like a David Lynch film, probably had Dennis Wise there too talking backwards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 This cunt dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Nope *sighs* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 @CaulkinTheTimes 43m After Herculean efforts re transfers, Joe Kinnear already back in thick of things by scouting zero international matches during break. #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 What a trooper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Genuine question what does he actually do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Genuine question what does he actually do? Takes the pressure of Fat Mike whilst taking the piss out of the fans/club and unsettling an unwanted Pardew. He's doing a great job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Think it's pretty clear he was employed "not" to do anything (other than run his mouth off) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Genuine question what does he actually do? "in charge of all footballing matters" don't worry I'm sure he spent the week at Ajax and Barcas academies absorbing their philosophies on football like a sponge before coming back to Newcastle like a mother bird coming back to her nest and regurgitating what he learned to the expectant coaches. That or he sat in his sitting room in a inflatable kids paddling pool drinking wine from a box watching Brookside and Vinnie Jones' football bloopers on his VCR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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