WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Part of his bio: Adult Comedy Entertainer, DJ, Massive Sunderland AFC fan, Love snowboarding, do a bit of photography occasionally. Follow me wife @Kazza1574 ...she's funny! Go on hers... wife and mum of 1 gorgeous but stroppy daughter. domestic goddess and all round hard worker and the best wife my hubby's had! and I'm no 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's the repeated "HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!!1111!11" warnings. So presumably it's more than what a comedian does responding to hecklers? You go in and he just repeatedly mocks, belittles and swears at you? Probably means he's a massive racist TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's the repeated "HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!!1111!11" warnings. So presumably it's more than what a comedian does responding to hecklers? You go in and he just repeatedly mocks, belittles and swears at you? Probably means he's a massive racist TBH. Probably aspires to be Roy Chubby Brown, imagine that... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 'Exotic Dancers' In Sunderland. 'Exotic' in that they have opposable thumbs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 The Fergie stuff about the mackems is fake incase anyone needed confirmation. Skimmed through his book in Asda before. I didn't realize you could read a book by skimming it. Judging by your spelling, I'm going to read that sentence as genuine enlightenment on your part and that it's loaded with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever. Neesy man. If that's deliberate, it's funny. If it's not, then it's even funnier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 In the back of the book, there will be a glossary which will show the page numbers for every club or person mentioned. You're welcome, neesy111. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm surprised people thought it was real I know the lad who wrote it. Massive WUM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Neville: "I know Ellis Short has invested quite a bit of money in Sunderland but they just can't get it right at the moment and there was signs a couple of years ago that Newcastle were on the right path and were getting towards Champions League football but now they've just fallen off it a little and Newcastle in particular are a club that are worthy of being right up there at the top of the league because they're a fantastic club, but so are Sunderland as well." The bit in bold made me laugh, nowt like an after-thought Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 not sure where to put this but the horse puncher got 12 months in jail Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yplasterer Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Normally I'm all for harsh sentencing for animal Abuse, but I'm not sure this falls into that category. It's clearly just to make an example Of him before the derby I don't think you understand Haiku. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 not sure where to put this but the horse puncher got 12 months in jail This might sound retarded but did he get a longer sentence because it was a cop-horse? Or does punching a "normal" (or off duty cop-horse for that matter) yield the same penalty? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 not sure where to put this but the horse puncher got 12 months in jail This might sound retarded but did he get a longer sentence because it was a cop-horse? Or does punching a "normal" (or off duty cop-horse for that matter) yield the same penalty? Last time i decked a horse i got a stern telling off not sure if it was just your average horse or off duty tho. Just trying top make an example of this bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Normally I'm all for harsh sentencing for animal Abuse, but I'm not sure this falls into that category. It's clearly just to make an example Of him before the derby I don't think you understand Haiku. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Wee Phillie bringing that class marra. Wee Phiilie looks like a herniated testicle in a leotard, and I hate to stoop to his level, but in the interest of balance... Wooh me lads, we're doing what we like to, Shoutin abuse at Darren Bent's mam and Romelu Lukaku If you're not white we'll let y'knaa with monkey sounds and faces Gannin' along the Roker Roaaaaaaaaaaad, to shout at other races. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Wee Phillie bringing that class marra. Wee Phiilie looks like a herniated testicle in a leotard, and I hate to stoop to his level, but in the interest of balance... Wooh me lads, we're doing what we like to, Shoutin abuse at Darren Bent's mam and Romelu Lukaku If you're not white we'll let y'knaa with monkey sounds and faces Gannin' along the Roker Roaaaaaaaaaaad, to shout at other races. Very good 'Wee Bhoy', very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's amazing how many of these notable characters they have. The Mickem's, the two knackers who camp outside to get the shirts and now this leather faced prick. All have such stereotypical Mackem qualities. Basically what I expect every one on RTG looks like . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's amazing how many of these notable characters they have. The Mickem's, the two knackers who camp outside to get the shirts and now this leather faced prick. All have such stereotypical Mackem qualities. Basically what I expect every one on RTG looks like . Looks like he's wearing the Ibiza kit i.e. a full Ibiza kit wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's amazing how many of these notable characters they have. The Mickem's, the two knackers who camp outside to get the shirts and now this leather faced prick. All have such stereotypical Mackem qualities. Basically what I expect every one on RTG looks like . you missed the Sunderland Icon Wearside Jack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Colo will be pleased Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 not sure where to put this but the horse puncher got 12 months in jail This might sound retarded but did he get a longer sentence because it was a cop-horse? Or does punching a "normal" (or off duty cop-horse for that matter) yield the same penalty? I think they are classed as police property so therefor anything illegal done to them carries a higher sentence, the same applies to assaulting a police officer instead of a civilian, or nicking a police car instead of an ordinary car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's amazing how many of these notable characters they have. The Mickem's, the two knackers who camp outside to get the shirts and now this leather faced prick. All have such stereotypical Mackem qualities. Basically what I expect every one on RTG looks like . you missed the Sunderland Icon Wearside Jack Also the bloke with the '9-1 FTM' van Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 'Exotic Dancers' In Sunderland. Why not? http://i41.tinypic.com/2mnptsg.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 North East Top Derps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Wee Phillie bringing that class marra. Wee Phillie @WeePhillie 1h Clear ya throat ready for Sunday... #SAFC pic.twitter.com/LcbnCDThid View photo They still laughing their cocks off over that disabled kid being hit by a flare from their end? Must be reet hard bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Colo will be pleased Ever seen a mackem in Rome doesn't have the same ring anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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