Ishmael Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1) Chelsea will win the league (by at least 7 points) 2) Sunderland will be relegated, Di Canio resigning before Christmas 3) Suarez will make it through the season without causing controversy 4) Moyes will show ever increasing signs of stress as MU have a turgid season, just scraping 4th 5) England wont qualify for the WC 6) At least one PL footballer will be banned for taking a performance enhancing substance 7) RvP will suffer a huge injury and miss most of the season 8) Joe Kinnear will keep his fat mouth shut and our season will pass with minimal farce (someone will stamp on a duck after a derby loss, maybe) and we'll have an 8th place finish 9) Gareth Bale has a very underwhelming time of it, wherever he ends up playing 10) A human trafficking ring will be traced back to Anfield. Scourers will defend it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I reckon you've got none right, which is quite an accomplishment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 http://shefoni.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Grumpy-Cat-Wallpaper-HD.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1) Chelsea will win the league (by at least 7 points) 2) Sunderland will be relegated, Di Canio resigning before Christmas 3) Suarez will make it through the season without causing controversy 4) Moyes will show ever increasing signs of stress as MU have a turgid season, just scraping 4th 5) England wont qualify for the WC 6) At least one PL footballer will be banned for taking a performance enhancing substance 7) RvP will suffer a huge injury and miss most of the season 8) Joe Kinnear will keep his fat mouth shut and our season will pass with minimal farce (someone will stamp on a duck after a derby loss, maybe) and we'll have an 8th place finish 9) Gareth Bale has a very underwhelming time of it, wherever he ends up playing 10) A human trafficking ring will be traced back to Anfield. Scourers will defend it. 1) Arsenal just pip Chelsea to the league after a late season collapse 2) Moyes does alright but they fail to get far in europe again and the knives start coming out for him early 3) Liverpool lose suarez and sturridge begins to fade when there's no competition, Coutinho will go to Arsenal in January 4) Sunderland lose the easy games and pull off shock wins to keep Di Canio in employment, they run out of steam but stay up 5) Everton drop to midtable as a lot of Moyes' old players don't adapt and the defending goes to hell 6) Spurs have another close but no cigar season 7) Fulham go down comfortably along with Stoke 8) Norwich do really well 9) Agree actually doping will be the scandal this season, it will turn out Brendan Rodgers has been drugging his players up the wazoo. 10) All the promoted teams are solid but unimpressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Almost time for the "Super Duper Prediction Thread", which I know you're all on tenterhooks about.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I would predict a dodgy season for Everton for sure... such a contrast between the old and new manager. Although I expect Mirallas to do better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1) Man City will win the league not because of their own brilliance but the failings of others 2) Mourinhio will be very underwhelming on his return to Chelsea and will have a fist fight with Terry in the middle of a game leading to Chelsea fans having a civil war between team terry and team jose 3) Man Utd will get off to a slow start but finish reasonably strong albeit well off the title pace 4) Arsenal will sign no one of significance finish 4th and go out quickly enough out of all the cups and Wenger will get a new 5 year deal based on his ability to coach a large profit margin out of a premier league club 5) Spurs will sell Gareth Bale for a huge fee late in the window and fail to sign anyone after that, the media will blame AVB for it saying this wouldn't have happened under Redknapp 6) PSG will win the Champions League and Platini will still not mention anything about financial fair play in relation to them 7) Swansea will get to the Europa League final which will prompt a move to Real Madrid for Laudrup and the big boys picking apart anyone good in their side 8) Ancelotti will be sacked for failing to win everything on earth despite it being clear there is no balance to the Real Madrid side, the solution will be to buy whichever player the media are bigging up as the newest global superstar since Garth Bale since not playing in England no longer exists. 9) Redknapp will find some excuse to get out of QPR before the end of August probably involving a player being sold/loaned behind his back 10) Pardew will be sacked for losing to Man City leading to Uncle Joe taking over and us getting relegated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 6) PSG will win the Champions League and Platini will still not mention anything about financial fair play in relation to them Good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1) Arsenal just pip Chelsea to the league after a late season collapse 2) Moyes does alright but they fail to get far in europe again and the knives start coming out for him early 3) Liverpool lose suarez and sturridge begins to fade when there's no competition, Coutinho will go to Arsenal in January 4) Sunderland lose the easy games and pull off shock wins to keep Di Canio in employment, they run out of steam but stay up 5) Everton drop to midtable as a lot of Moyes' old players don't adapt and the defending goes to hell 6) Spurs have another close but no cigar season 7) Fulham go down comfortably along with Stoke 8) Norwich do really well 9) Agree actually doping will be the scandal this season, it will turn out Brendan Rodgers has been drugging his players up the wazoo. 10) All the promoted teams are solid but unimpressive. What makes you think Phil Jagielka isn't capable of a silky, passing game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'll wait to the transfer window is over, because my biggest prediction is heavily reliant upon it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Man U to finish 5th. Chelsea, Arsenal, City, Spurs top 4 - in that order. We finish 7th behind Liverpool but actually get to a cup final (and lose) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1. Chelsea will win the league, quite comfortably in the end. 2. Roberto Martinez will finally be exposed for the terrible manager he is, sacked before the season is out. 3. Mark Hughes goes some way to rebuilding his reputation at Stoke, finishing top 10. 4. Gary Hooper makes the England 2014 world cup squad. 5. Pardew's Newcastle side also manage to finish in the top half, with HBA going to whole season un-injured and starring. 6. All three promoted sides will be relegated. 7. Southampton win a domestic cup. 8. Liverpool make the top 4, with or without Suarez. 9. Man Utd inflict a desperate January splurge on Everton to no avail. 10. Sunderland have a very boring but safe season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 - Bale stays. - Spurs are in a title race with Chelsea and Man United. - People want Spurs to win the league as they're the only team that isn't insanely defensive. Man United and Chelsea will play some dour football. - Arsenal will once again fail to rebuild into side capable of a title challenge but will make up the last of the top 4. - Man City will throw money at the problem but still be lacking any kind of team work ethic or desire. - We'll finish midtable after flirting with both relegation and Europe. - NO will continue to be bi-polar after every win/defeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Why don't you just call yourself Luca Goldstein and be done with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Kinnear will die of a heart attack half way through and Ashley will rename a stand after him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The fucking Gallowgate cunting End? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 1. Mike Ashley will reject what we think is a decent off for the club 2. HBA won't start 15 league games 3. Bales moves to Madrid, Suarez leaves Liverpool & Rooney joins Chelsea 4. We will sign both Gomis & Remy 5. We will finish mid table 6. Sunderland will finish below us, but it will be tight. 7. 1 big name prem footballer will fail a drugs test. 8. Another will die. 9. Chelsea will win the league 10. Either Pardew or Kinnear won't last the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Reckon #2 is a good shout, sadly. Would be amazed if Hatem even manages a run of ten straight games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 11. Jonas will play come what may. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 11. Jonas will play come what may. Way to stick your neck out with that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 we ganna win tha league like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 11. Jonas will play come what may. Way to stick your neck out with that one. Oh right. 11. Jonas will be sold before the window shuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 11. Jonas will play come what may. Way to stick your neck out with that one. Oh right. 11. Jonas will be sold before the window shuts. Then Pardew blames lack of Jonas for us losing 10 in a row Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhyAyeCabaye Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Man Utd scrape into top 4. We'll have another mediocre season. City to win the league. 2 of the promoted teams to go back down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 11. Jonas will play come what may. Way to stick your neck out with that one. Oh right. 11. Jonas will be sold before the window shuts. Then Pardew blames lack of Jonas for us losing 10 in a row Oh ffs, i'm trying here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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