Jump to content

Stick your neck out for the new season


Ishmael

Recommended Posts

1. Man City to win the league.

 

2. Arsenal to drop out of the top 4.

 

3. Crystal Palace will be relegated on or before the Easter weekend

 

4. Crystal Palace will take at least a point off us.

 

5. Carroll to score against us.

 

6. Wigan to be promoted.

 

8. Everton to fall out of the top 10.

 

9. Villa to struggle again.

 

10. Bellamy will not hit more than 10 goals for Cardiff.

 

11. Southampton will suffer from 2nd season syndrome.

 

12. Stoke will fail to win any of their first 6 Premiership games.

Link to post
Share on other sites

1. Palace will stay up in 15th place.

 

2. West Brom to miss Lukaku and struggle to score goals. They will stay up on the last day in 17th.

 

3. Bryan Ruiz won't score all season long.

 

4. Borini will get at least a dozen for the dippers despite being bang average if we're generous.

 

5. First manager to leave post will be AVB after an early Spurs struggle.

 

6. Benteke to score less than ten all season and Villa will wish they took the money.

 

7. Most clean sheets will be Everton.

 

8. League Cup will be won by a Championship team. Will plump for Derby if specific.

 

9. Buttner at Man U will outscore Steven Gerrard.

 

10. Stoke to finish bottom on 28 points. Hughes sacked in December, taken down by firstly Gary Megson and then Pulis to return for the last six games to improve results again but all too late.

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

1. Man Utd to win the title. Never underestimate them.

2. Arsenal to miss out on Champions League for the first time in years.

3. John Terry to request a transfer.

4. Frank Lampard to score at least 15 goals.

5. Liverpool take about three months to get going and scrape top 10.

6. Southampton and Villa get a Top 10 finish.

7. Jol sacked first and Fulham to be relegated.

8. Adam Campbell in Top 5 SPL Goals table.

9. 10 NUFC players to go to the World Cup.

10. Kinnear to be gone by Christmas. Club put up for sale again, and will finally be bought next summer after the club secure a top 8 finish.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Haris Vuckic

1) Man City will win the league playing some stunning football on the way

2) Sunderland will finish in the top ten, Di Canio will leave anyway

3) Suarez will be banned for 10 or so games if he stays at Anfield

4) Moyes will evolve into an actual testicle rather than just displaying the facial apperance

5) England will still be a bunch of t***s

6) At least one PL footballer will be banned for taking a performance enhancing substance - NO

7) RvP will suffer a huge injury and miss most of the season - NO

8) Joe Kinnear will keep his fat mouth shut and our season will pass with minimal farce (someone will stamp on a duck after a derby loss, maybe) and we'll have an 8th place finish - NO

9) Gareth Bale has a very underwhelming time of it, wherever he ends up playing - NO

10) A human trafficking ring will be traced back to Anfield.  Scourers will defend it. AYE

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Phil K

1/ Chelsea to win league

2/ Man United drop out of top 4 for first time since....

3/ Moyes gets dreaded "vote of confidence"

4/ Palace beat us at SJP, never mind take point off us

5/ Suarez sent off for gnawing at leg of defender

6/ Cardiff surprise packet early on, drop like stone 2nd part

7/ One unlikely team in 4th Champs League spot - Everton ? WBA ? Villa ?

8/ Stoke the "surprise" team to go down

9/ Liverpool challenging for CL spot in 6th, scousers STILL demand CL win

10/ Villa, unfortunately, doing quite well

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Haris Vuckic

1/ Chelsea to win league

2/ Man United drop out of top 4 for first time since....

3/ Moyes gets dreaded "vote of confidence"

4/ Palace beat us at SJP, never mind take point off us5/ Suarez sent off for gnawing at leg of defender

6/ Cardiff surprise packet early on, drop like stone 2nd part

7/ One unlikely team in 4th Champs League spot - Everton ? WBA ? Villa ?

8/ Stoke the "surprise" team to go down

9/ Liverpool challenging for CL spot in 6th, scousers STILL demand CL win

10/ Villa, unfortunately, doing quite well

 

I think it was 97/98 they beat us 1-2 at home. What a horrible night that was, memories of Andreas Anderson...ugh.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Chelsea have the best squad and manager IMO, they'll win the league.

City should improve quite a bit under Pellegrini, they will finish second.

Stoke will (finally) be relegated, as will WBA.

Di Canio will have at least three public fall outs with his players.

Remy won't get done for rape.

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

The top 7 will be fairly close and everyone will bang on about it being a vintage year despite the quality being sorely lacking.

Monaco won't make the CL

No English players will take to the field in a Tyne-Wear derby

 

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest neesy111

No English players will take to the field in a Tyne-Wear derby

 

If this happens, it'll be a disgrace imo.

Link to post
Share on other sites

WBA will get relegated

Darren Bent will average close to 1 in 2.5 games

Aston Villa will finish no higher than 13th

Norwich will start decent enough but finish bottom six

Danny Graham will score more than Sunderland's top scorer

Everton won't finish top 8

Link to post
Share on other sites

We'll be bang average but fans will lap up the odd good result and say it's a vintage team because we've a "lot of internationals"

Steven Taylor will become the next go to boo-boy

We'll score from a corner in the first 10 games

At least one of our players will get booed on to the field

We'll sign 1 player in January and he will cost less than £4m

 

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Chelsea have the best squad and manager IMO, they'll win the league.

City should improve quite a bit under Pellegrini, they will finish second.

Stoke will (finally) be relegated, as will WBA.

Di Canio will have at least three public fall outs with his players.

Remy won't get done for rape.

 

Not even close.

Link to post
Share on other sites

1. Dortmund and Klopp will win the Bundesliga ahead of FC Hollywood and the man with no balls.

2. Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea will have an epic battle for the league with Man City winning.

3. Costa will go to Liverpool and racially abuse a Manchester United player.

4. Darren Bent will score at least 15 goals in the league for whoever he ends up at.

5. Hull, Stoke and Crystal Palace will go down.

6. Newcastle will finish somewhere between 8th and 12th

Link to post
Share on other sites

Chelsea,

Q.P.R

Wolves

Chesterfield

are my picks for this year

well that's who I got in my lucky 15 bet for the season

will win just over $1500 if it all works out.

As for the toon think we will finish around 10th.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Might as well. :dontknow:

 

1. Chelsea

2. Manchester City

3. Manchester United

4. Arsenal (if they sign Suarez)

-----------------------------------------

5. Liverpool

6. Swansea

-----------------------------------------

7. Spurs (if they lose Bale)

8. Everton

9. Norwich

10. Aston Villa

11. Fulham

12. West Ham

13. Newcastle

14. Mackems

15. Southampton

16. Cardiff

17. West Brom

-----------------------------------------

18. Stoke

19. Hull

20. Crystal Palace

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...