Benwell Lad Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 It was stupid, brainless and unnecessary but anyone who considers that a head butt (assuming that's what used to be called a nut) has led a fairly sheltered life. Football coverage does tend to be a bit hysterical when it comes to pushing and shoving incidents nowadays, but Savage and the BBC are taking it to new levels of silliness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Reserve team manager gets sacked for less, Pardew gets £100k fine! Extenuating circumstances i suppose, the cunt was a Mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Can't understand how people express frustration at mountains being made out of molehills when it's been the basis of the Premier League for well over a decade. The whole thing is bred on hype. In my defence I'm both hungover and drunk, it's hard to speak in anything more creative than cliches! It's probably why I tend to ignore the media to be honest. I watched MOTD this week, normally I've got it video'd and skip through all analysis and interviews. Load of old shite, apart from the action itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 It's not about how s*** his headbutt was FFS. It's about the action and the intent behind it when countenanced against his role in society. It's utterly unacceptable and all derision is completely justified. Alan Pardew is an idiot and not fit to be manager of Newcastle United, but we've known that for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Can't understand how people express frustration at mountains being made out of molehills when it's been the basis of the Premier League for well over a decade. The whole thing is bred on hype. In my defence I'm both hungover and drunk, it's hard to speak in anything more creative than cliches! It's probably why I tend to ignore the media to be honest. I watched MOTD this week, normally I've got it video'd and skip through all analysis and interviews. Load of old shite, apart from the action itself. Haha, I didn't even notice you'd used that phrase. My post wasn't aimed at you in particular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Teflon motherfucker.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I'm sorry but you just can't do what he did, it's bad enough a player doing it but how can you manage a team after that? It's shown the club will back Pardew to very end and there is virtually nothing he can do that won't get him the sack, unlike previous managers. It's not like this is a first time incident of Pardew doing stuff on the touchline he shouldn't be doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I hope Ben Arfa nuts the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Tell you what though, I'm going to head-butt the thick cunt who decides too compare him to Sir Bobby, not a patch on Sir Bobby in any way whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? More importantly that manager got sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? Nah, he'd just let Carver take charge until the end of the season and the beginning of the season. The only way he will be sacked as a manger if the FA turn around and say he can no longer manage and revoke his licence. Even then I would expect Ashley to appoint him as DOF or club president or something along those lines. If the club was going to sack him they would have not fined and warned him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Sh** football, sh** excuses, sh** derby record, *shit cup record, sh** headbutts, sh** accent, sh** hair, sh** music taste (you just know he likes T'pau, Brotherhood of Man and early Doctor Hook). What a tw@t. (obviously the 'early Hook' thing was a red herring. it was when they turned to disco that it all went wrong) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I can't believe people still respect this guy, I lose respect for managers if I disagree with what they say in conferences (Contentious decisions and such), let alone what this guy has just done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Teflon motherfucker.... http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/166/752/soclose.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieAce Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The bloke is a moron no doubt about it. But is this 'incident' really as bad as Mourinho's eye gouge where he was fined €600 and handed a 2 match ban? For me a fine and 3 games should be the punishment for what was nothing more than hand bags. I'm actually pleased the club have fined him and give him a warning, he's an absolute idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The persistent "if I did that at work" argument really doesn't make any sense. Clearly different jobs have different standards and footballers don't play by the same rules as the rest of us. He's the manager. The very hierarchy that exist in work mean that a manager has more power and would therefore get a more severe punishment for an indescretion That is indeed how is it should work in theory. I'm just pointing out a flaw in the logic of the "I would get sacked for that" argument that comes up whenever this sort of transgression occurs though. Just because I would get sacked at work for headbutting someone doesn't have any bearing on what would/should happen to Pardew or anyone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 He's going to get fined by the FA as well, and banned obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. There wouldn't be a fine at all. The fact that the club is willing to engage in internal sanctions to quell the media and try to lower the FA ban is clear evidence that they stand 100% behind their manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Or like suggested it was just a token gesture to appease the public and he probably won't even pay it. This is what I think. The club won't have even given him a warning either. Since there is 2 weeks until our next match you would have thought they could have at least suspended him for a few days to have 'an investigation'. Instead the club have saw the incident said "We don't want to sack him so lets just take discipline against him ASAP to show we won't stand for it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Hope his wife's locked him out the bedroom for ruining her summer in Brazil. Horrible shitbag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. There wouldn't be a fine at all. The fact that the club is willing to engage in internal sanctions to quell the media and try to lower the FA ban is clear evidence that they stand 100% behind their manager. It was a joke, about claiming back the compo. Never mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 So I was watching Match of the Day when he said "Breaking news, Newcastle United have issued a statement." I was all ready to dance about and cheer at Pardew being sacked, imagine my disappointment to hear that it's only a fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 fuck fuckin this. what a cunt. on a side not, carver laughing his cock off during the kerfuffle was gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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