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Robson and Keegan, man.

 

Robson + Keegan: 350 games, lost 15 by 2+ goals

Pardew: 131 games, lost 19 by 2+ goals

 

Also,

 

Hughton + Shearer + Roeder + Allardyce + Dalglish + Kinnear + Souness + Gullit = lost 18 by 2+ goals

Pardew = lost 19 by 2+ goals

 

:lol:

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That's mint.

 

It's a good idea. But couldn't they have filled the entire thing up with things he's actually said?

 

I think it's a nice mix of fact and fiction, people who don't read/hear his rubbish won't know what's real and what's not.

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http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/847439540.jpg?1396862809

 

That's mint.

 

It's a good idea. But couldn't they have filled the entire thing up with things he's actually said?

Blame Europa League

Blame Lack of Energy

Blame Shola not on Bench

Blame Agents affecting players

Blame Negative reaction from the crowd

Blame Lack of Energy again

Blame Europe again

Blame Notting Hill Carnival

Blame November (without November what a great year we had)

Blame Too much energy

Blame Everything seems to be going against us

Blame Europa League

Blame Kick off ("It was all good up until when it kicked off")

Blame Their keeper for making 2 good saves

Blame Europe again

Blame Linesman slipped

Blame Linesman again

Blame Not enough good players on the pitch."

Blame Oppo's "move the ball so fast"

Blame Arsenal for making a bid

Blame The tactics ("The formation was the same today, the set-up was the same but we looked not the same.")

Blame Oppo's Tried, ("for them it was all about passion, running and closing us down and trying to capitalise on our mistakes. That’s all they offered.")

Blame Science  ("it’s science against me")

Blame Cabaye Sale ("We looked a little bit different, but in a good way. This club is never going to be about one player.")

Blame Cabaye Sale ("A lot of the play went through Yohan, so we’re going to have to change our style. We haven’t played well.")

Blame Lack of Quality

Blame Lack of Energy again

Blame Lack of Quality again

Blame Previous loses,

 

these are just the post match blame game

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Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down

 

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14.5% ffs.

 

1 in every 7 matches we get fucking thrashed. :lol:

 

Be interesting to know what proportion of the games for each manager are at home too. Can think of a few home beltings over the years (both of Allardyce's were at SJP) but we get raped more at home now than we do away.

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Would also like to see the percentage as a proportion of defeats rather than games personally.  It seems we love a tight win but can't avoid a heavy defeat.

 

For Pardew, it's 52 defeats (at a very quick count), so 36.5% of defeats are by 3 clear goals. More than a third.

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Would also like to see the percentage as a proportion of defeats rather than games personally.  It seems we love a tight win but can't avoid a heavy defeat.

 

For Pardew, it's 52 defeats (at a very quick count), so 36.5% of defeats are by 3 clear goals. More than a third.

 

:lol: Jeeeesus.

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What you don't see that makes that worse and why i hate stats, Pardew by design is a defensive manager and proud of it. Yet defensively we're terrible hence those stats and results, and our goals conceded in Pardew's time here is horrendous. Also the amount of people who fall for his spew about him setting us up being hard to beat is amazing. You see it all the time 'we're usually ok at the back', when that's utter nonsense.

 

Honestly along with all the excuses, headbutting of players (not really a proper headbutt but still), other touchline antics, blaming of Ben Arfa for his own crap tactics and failings, set penises, lies and utter disrepect for us the fans, insulting the area. How can anyone say, 'well better the devil you know' is beyond me.

 

The man is a terrible manager, a horrible person, a coward and yet some still feel sorry for him. As much as this is arrogant sounding, those who still support him are fucking retards of the highest order and are just blind to what is going on.

 

 

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How is he still alive never mind in a job? I've said it before, in my 20 years supporting Newcastle United I've seen much worse flung at much better managers!? Sir Bobby got hounded out for finishing 5th ffs. Different circumstances I know but it's like the fans have been fucking neutered!

 

I can't wait for the day the supporters turn and he really finds out what it feels like to have the supporters against him. But will Ashley stick with him if and when we get vocal. SJP can be a very uncomfortable place to be for an unwanted manager! I just hope it's sooner rather than later.

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Robson and Keegan, man.

 

Robson + Keegan: 350 games, lost 15 by 2+ goals

Pardew: 131 games, lost 19 by 2+ goals

 

Also,

 

Hughton + Shearer + Roeder + Allardyce + Dalglish + Kinnear + Souness + Gullit = lost 18 by 2+ goals

Pardew = lost 19 by 2+ goals

 

:lol:

 

That second one is the one that does it for me. As strong as the "Alan Shearer had more Premier League goals when he retired than Sunderland"

 

It's up there with that imo.

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What you don't see that makes that worse and why i hate stats, Pardew by design is a defensive manager and proud of it. Yet defensively we're terrible hence those stats and results, and our goals conceded in Pardew's time here is horrendous. Also the amount of people who fall for his spew about him setting us up being hard to beat is amazing. You see it all the time 'we're usually ok at the back', when that's utter nonsense.

 

Honestly along with all the excuses, headbutting of players (not really a proper headbutt but still), other touchline antics, blaming of Ben Arfa for his own crap tactics and failings, set penises, lies and utter disrepect for us the fans, insulting the area. How can anyone say, 'well better the devil you know' is beyond me.

 

The man is a terrible manager, a horrible person, a coward and yet some still feel sorry for him. As much as this is arrogant sounding, those who still support him are f***ing retards of the highest order and are just blind to what is going on.

 

 

 

Not a single self respecting supporter of Newcastle United should ever be able to justify Pardew's position; he deserves sacking, and has deserved it for the better part of 2 seasons now.

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I think there's a case to made that a lot of us have grown up with teams that have come unstuck defensively because of very blatant individual errors. The likes of Hooper, Peacock (at first), Srnicek, Barton, O'Brien, Bramble, Moore etc have all been players that to varying degrees have made individual errors and because x, y, z a player is known as being shit, all of a sudden it's "our defence is shit"

 

Much like it was our midfield that was the problem in 08/09 and absolutely not "Colo the Clown" the same goes here. Our defence is not shit, nor is much of our team. We all know what a shit NUFC team looks like and this is definitely not one of them. How our shitness still transpires to a large part of our crowd as "no heart" or "Williamson is shite" is a bit beyond me, but it's clear to me that the elephant in the room that we're not as used to with Newcastle teams is the system not highlighting any clear individual errors, but that the system makes us look like we're doing okay but the opposition are very good. We're essentially sparring partners whenever we're defending and aside from the scoreline it seems to have everyone under this spell that something and someone else is to blame.

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We've scored 2 home league goals since boxing day. 8 games, 2 injury time goals.

 

Which is funny because that means a few thousand fans who walk out early haven't seen us score this year :lol:

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What you don't see that makes that worse and why i hate stats, Pardew by design is a defensive manager and proud of it. Yet defensively we're terrible hence those stats and results, and our goals conceded in Pardew's time here is horrendous. Also the amount of people who fall for his spew about him setting us up being hard to beat is amazing. You see it all the time 'we're usually ok at the back', when that's utter nonsense.

 

Honestly along with all the excuses, headbutting of players (not really a proper headbutt but still), other touchline antics, blaming of Ben Arfa for his own crap tactics and failings, set penises, lies and utter disrepect for us the fans, insulting the area. How can anyone say, 'well better the devil you know' is beyond me.

 

The man is a terrible manager, a horrible person, a coward and yet some still feel sorry for him. As much as this is arrogant sounding, those who still support him are f***ing retards of the highest order and are just blind to what is going on.

 

 

 

Not a single self respecting supporter of Newcastle United should ever be able to justify Pardew's position; he deserves sacking, and has deserved it for the better part of 2 seasons now.

 

It's not just his record, it's the lies that people fall for that does my head in. It's as if people are just ignoring everything else they're seeing and hearing.

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