Mick Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Blocked on the line ffs. I can't even....exasperated. 3 or 4, were you even watching? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 It's crazy when you look at the league table that we've only lost 2 games less than Sunderland.... To me he looks like he's lost the players, the fans too it would be fair to say.. but he'll still be in charge next season..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Another one for the excuses thread. Goalkeepers blocking the ball on the line, the unfair bastards. We just can't get a break! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 He's not saying that we had 3-4 blocked on the line. But that we had 3-4 good chances some of which were blocked on the line. Problem being we didn't have anything blocked on line to my recollection. As for 10 senior pros missing - we're managed by Walter Mitty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Ian has turned on Pardew, leave him alone. Ah right, you mean that lad that has been wrong and on his high horse about it for two years that's finally trotted over to our side but still talks to everyone from on high? Aye, let's not rip him to shreds when he continues to be pedantic and self righteous as fuck. Howeh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 The closest I can think of is the chance Williamson had blocked from about 6 yards, he's probably counting the pinball before that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 next excuse will be that the goalposts are too small and the grass is too thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Not a great measure of things but the moronic masses on the FB fan groups seem to have turned on him, which is nice to see, even though half of them can't string a sentence together. Nearly all of my mates have turned on him also, which for me carries the added bonus of me being "right" as I've been a Pardew hater longer than most I know. Not that I'm by any means happy with how things are going so I can be "right" just nice when people finally start to realise you aren't just a ranting bastard every match day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 Literally just making things up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 Literally just making things up Bet it works a treat on people that didn't see the game though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems. He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses. Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players...... BRINGING IN NEW PLAYERS. Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour. Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 Literally just making things up Bet it works a treat on people that didn't see the game though... Exactly, and that will include a lot of the media and a lot of fans who will either take it as gospel or at worst an exaggeration. The confusion and discussion over the truth is as good as their intention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems. He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses. Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players...... BRINGING IN NEW PLAYERS. Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour. Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you. Too much? You need to ask? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 :lol: Interviewer trolling him at the start aswell, "are you glad its only the 1 today Alan?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems. He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses. Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players...... BRINGING IN NEW PLAYERS. Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour. Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you. Too much? Too little. He should kill Ashley, throw the body off the Tyne bridge and jump in after it. Also, please stay mattis. I like you. No homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems. He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses. Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players...... BRINGING IN NEW PLAYERS. Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour. Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you. Too much? You need to ask? Well, as you could imagine (?), i wouldn't want him to actually kill himself if that makes you a happy puppy. It does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 :lol: Interviewer trolling him at the start aswell, "are you glad its only the 1 today Alan?" It's f***ing funny that he is so blatantly lying through his teeth. He f***ing knows it too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Things got a little feisty at one point in the away end. After the first 'Pardew out' chant two lads were kicking off on another group of our fans, looked like it might get vicious at one point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever." Did we? He never said that? We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered. He absolutely did say that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481 :lol: Interviewer trolling him at the start aswell, "are you glad its only the 1 today Alan?" It's f***ing funny that he is so blatantly lying through his teeth. He f***ing knows it too. Would like to say his lies are a product of the pressure getting to him but really its just another day at the office for ol' pardle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems. He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses. Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players...... BRINGING IN NEW PLAYERS. Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour. Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you. Too much? You need to ask? Well, as you could imagine (?), i wouldn't want him to actually kill himself if that makes you a happy puppy. It does It's just, we are talking about a man that is killing our club beside the field with his antics and showing absolutely no respect towards our club. He could treat himself just as bad. How else are we getting rid of this monster? In no way is it okay to wish death upon any human being, i agree on that. And for all parts it would be the best if he decided to just move on. From this world to the next? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Reminds me of that South Park where they were trying to lose in the Little League playoffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 He's so much like Frank Abignale Jr it's unbelievable. Pretending to be a football manager and just lying about absolutely everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Reminds me of that South Park where they were trying to lose in the Little League playoffs. http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o271/baller1225/905_trashtalkin-3.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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