Jayson Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 “I am hoping the other strikers in the group get goals and the other creative players in the team create some goals." While he genuinely plays Gosling over our top assister from last year, benches the guy who got our last assist. Even tries Cisse on the wing. He has to be taking the absolute p*ss. He couldnt get to where he is with that level of comprehension. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 BTW Happy Face, where do you find all this data? That last one I went to Statto and used their "custom table" to look at all games since 01/01/14. http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/premier-league/2013-2014/custom-table You can do that for all 4 leagues on there. Copied and pasted the "for" column into a spreadie and uncle Bob the tranny's your auntie. Also use... http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/home.sd http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23 http://www.fourfourtwo.com/statszone http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://www.rsssf.com/histdom.html http://www.11v11.com/teams/newcastle-united/tab/matches http://stats.football365.co.uk/ Cheers. Shocking news though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Busts ups are good too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Why does he always say "The most important thing" when laying down his tripe, like it actually fucking means anything? It's doing my head in “The most important thing for us is history is heavy on us." “The most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team." "The most important thing for us is our Premier League status now because we've put ourselves at risk with all the injuries and the run we're on." "The most important thing for us is creating more chances." "I'm not urging anything other than my players putting in a better performance, that is the most important thing because you get disappointments in the Premier League and we've had them before." “I told him my opinion but the most important thing when you get through that process is coming out the other side that you’re still intact. Fortunately, me and Yohan have come through that intact, and that’s important.” "But the most important thing is the next game and then in the period after that and before I reach the next landmark, 200 games, hopefully a trophy of some description that our fans are desperate for and, in my opinion, thoroughly deserve." "The most important thing is having an inner belief and faith in what you do." “I think the most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team, no doubt about that. You do not have to be a genius to work that out." “The most important thing about this whole scenario is that the club wins, no one else." "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." "We lost Fabricio Coloccini and Papiss Cisse to slight injuries. I couldn't risk losing them because the most important thing to us is our Premier League status." “I am just urging my players to put in a better performance than they did on Saturday, that’s the most important thing to me." “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t. That is the most important thing when you are looking at your coaching strategy.” "The most important thing is that they back us, regardless of how much they love Chris, it’s about us winning." “But the most important thing is when I stand next to him on Saturday I’m not having any friendship with him. He knows that. I want to beat him. At the moment this season it’s 1-0 to me!" ""If you have really long trips, four or five hours, it is almost impossible. So we have to be very intelligent in what we do, but the most important thing is that we put a Newcastle team out which we think is going to win." “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” It's fucking ridiculous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think my favourite is "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." Primarily because it makes no sense on any level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Cisse must love seeing another Pardew slap in the face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 His position is surely untenable now. It's as if his brain has exploded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 QFNP Why does he always say "The most important thing" when laying down his tripe, like it actually f***ing means anything? It's doing my head in “The most important thing for us is history is heavy on us." “The most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team." "The most important thing for us is our Premier League status now because we've put ourselves at risk with all the injuries and the run we're on." "The most important thing for us is creating more chances." "I'm not urging anything other than my players putting in a better performance, that is the most important thing because you get disappointments in the Premier League and we've had them before." “I told him my opinion but the most important thing when you get through that process is coming out the other side that you’re still intact. Fortunately, me and Yohan have come through that intact, and that’s important.” "But the most important thing is the next game and then in the period after that and before I reach the next landmark, 200 games, hopefully a trophy of some description that our fans are desperate for and, in my opinion, thoroughly deserve." "The most important thing is having an inner belief and faith in what you do." “I think the most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team, no doubt about that. You do not have to be a genius to work that out." “The most important thing about this whole scenario is that the club wins, no one else." "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." "We lost Fabricio Coloccini and Papiss Cisse to slight injuries. I couldn't risk losing them because the most important thing to us is our Premier League status." “I am just urging my players to put in a better performance than they did on Saturday, that’s the most important thing to me." “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t. That is the most important thing when you are looking at your coaching strategy.” "The most important thing is that they back us, regardless of how much they love Chris, it’s about us winning." “But the most important thing is when I stand next to him on Saturday I’m not having any friendship with him. He knows that. I want to beat him. At the moment this season it’s 1-0 to me!" ""If you have really long trips, four or five hours, it is almost impossible. So we have to be very intelligent in what we do, but the most important thing is that we put a Newcastle team out which we think is going to win." “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” It's f***ing ridiculous Hans that's some fine compiling. Giz a wave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think my favourite is "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." Primarily because it makes no sense on any level. Last one for me. “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” He's so fucking stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm no Pardew fan but in this case he says 'number nine role' rather than shirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm no Pardew fan but in this case he says 'number nine role' rather than shirt So this is fabricated then? "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Fat Fred on talkshite just saying he wouldn't sack Pardew. Didn't he say the opposite in the Ronnie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm no Pardew fan but in this case he says 'number nine role' rather than shirt So this is fabricated then? "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him." Well it's in the star and the local press report differently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 That's because he doesn't own us any more, the silly fat twerp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Did he not say the other week that pardew would have been sacked by now? And what's going on with all these media appearances all of a sudden? Exactly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Not like it's ever going to happen, but I wouldn't want a trophy with this fucking idiot cunt in charge. Using Sir Bobbys name ffs. Go suck a bag of dicks you cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Freddy Shepherd replaced Bobby Robson with a Graeme Souness that was about to sacked from Blackburn. He paid for the privilege too. He can't talk about managerial sackings Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Positive person who takes no accountability. He really thinks he can fool us into thinking we have a chance of signing Remy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'd love to strangle him to death, watching the life drain from his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 The fucking cheek of him to even mention sir Bobby. Fuck off you delusional, lying, useless piece of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Freddy Shepherd replaced Bobby Robson with a Graeme Souness that was about to sacked from Blackburn. He paid for the privilege too. He can't talk about managerial sackings The deluded fool must know there is no way Remy is staying. It has been obvious for ages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Pardew saying he's hopeful Remy will sign and Hatem has a future is the biggest bullshit yet. He knows Remy is off and he wants Hatem out, he's only saying it to placate people, chucking in the 'we'll excite fans with signing in the summer' is just another example of his lies. Those who fall for it deserve the contempt i will fucking show them, the thick blind dumb cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Would love for Remy to come out and say no chance mate, not with you here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think my favourite is "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." Primarily because it makes no sense on any level. http://replygif.net/i/558.gif mine is “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t. That is the most important thing when you are looking at your coaching strategy.” Trying to claim credit for something Alan?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Fat Fred on talkshite just saying he wouldn't sack Pardew. Didn't he say the opposite in the Ronnie? Talkshite is the best place for that twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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