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"It's the toughest period of my managerial career but, yes, I do think I can survive it. As a manager you're going to have some bad times, some really bad times. If you're going to walk away, then in my view you do not have the make-up to be a manager or a leader of men. If you're in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies, left right and centre, you can't just say: 'I've had enough now, sorry.'"

 

 

Akin to Comical Ali on a battlefield. :lol:

 

Hasnt someone already mocked up Comical Alan?

 

Where's the pic? Would be apt with those quotes. :lol:

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"It's the toughest period of my managerial career but, yes, I do think I can survive it. As a manager you're going to have some bad times, some really bad times. If you're going to walk away, then in my view you do not have the make-up to be a manager or a leader of men. If you're in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies, left right and centre, you can't just say: 'I've had enough now, sorry.'"

 

 

Well considering he's no stranger to being sacked this is good news.

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Especially Pardew, he'd start hoofing a couple of grenades hoping for some magic to maybe injure a few enemies before he decides to sit back and surrender. Then he'll complain that we cant compete with China, USA or Russia.

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he fucks off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters". 

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he fucks off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

Knowing our luck he would be saved

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters".

 

"They drew first blood, not me."

 

Aye I know Alan, you set us up for the 0-0.

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters". 

 

'He aint heavy' playing out at the end of the game?

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters".

 

"They drew first blood, not me."

 

Aye I know Alan, you set us up for the 0-0.

 

:lol:

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

Knowing our luck he would be saved

 

Hopefully he'd be Ben Stiller as Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Forever.

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Feels strange, him moving closer towards the sack and the opinion/tide turning has me buzzing more than during any other period this season.

 

The press have helped. His Stoke press conference was a fucking car crash.

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I dare say most people in the middle of a field, surrounded by armies left right and centre would surrender. :lol:

 

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now

 

In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma.

 

If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters". 

 

'He aint heavy' playing out at the end of the game?

 

:lol:

 

Just imagine that playing over the lap of honour.

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Surrounded by the enemy??

This thick bastard will sell out his own men in a split sec.

Slimy Bastards always dies last.

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“The club’s the most important thing on Saturday.

 

“I know there are protests and walking out – but what comes first?

 

“This is a football match on a Saturday afternoon with fans wearing the black and white.

 

“We had a tough game at Arsenal but we dug in, and if we show that kind of character on Saturday, I really hope that they stay with us and support us.

 

“We need the support this week – we really do.

 

“We want to win for our staff at the ground and we want to win for our fans and ourselves.”

 

Hahahahaha, squirm you little bitch.

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hope we loose 0-4 or something. He won't walk away and ashley will keep him as long as possible. So the players loyalty to pardew means everything.

 

He he looses the dressing room 100% ashley has to act. The fans can't stay away I'm afraid.

 

 

 

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