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:lol:

 

That's not real?

 

I used to think the shite that people came out with for his quotes weren't real, the more I thought they weren't real, the more they became so.  Even his supporters are seeing through the fraud now.

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:lol: Being one of the top 3 managers that Joey fucking Barton has ever worked with. :lol: Fucking wow.  Jesus, why are people still listening to him?  He's had a shit, stupid career because he's the daftest cunt going, it's not like Pardew's outranking Ancelotti, Guardiola, Ferguson and Clough in this man's tiny little mind, is it?
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You know all those articles about how many times we've been walloped under Pardew, particularly this season?

 

The focus very much this week is on our stability and the structure to the team, which we're really good at.

 

For most of the season, we've had that right, for every game apart from one or two, but that game completely got away from us.

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I don't know how he keeps a straight face saying this shit.

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The injuries to Loïc and the transfer of Cabaye have impacted on our quality, there's no doubt about that. We're grinding towards the end unfortunately, and that's not what we want. We want to be a lot easier on the eye and a lot more fluent. But we have become a very functional team.

 

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We've been good at stability this season?

 

We've lost more games than fucking West Brom this season.

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Just the 5 3+ hammerings since February 1st. Three  of them have just slipped his memory the bullshitting, slimey, cowardly f***ing c***. :lol:

 

Nothing has slipped from his memory, he knows fine well his record is shite, he just doesn't want others to know it.

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This is another reason why I fucking hate him as it's pretty clear he's saying everything and anything to divert people away from what is happening in reality and he knows it as well, it's not like he's doing accidentally.

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One thing I'll say about him he's a f***ing master of deception tbf. Newcastle fans aside, most people rate him

 

Most people don't watch his team every week or listen to the shit he spews every week, that'll make a difference.

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One thing I'll say about him he's a fucking master of deception tbf. Newcastle fans aside, most people rate him

 

Not sure about that. Most of my mates who are real football fans think he's a fucking tool.

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Just the 5 3+ hammerings since February 1st. Three  of them have just slipped his memory the bullshitting, slimey, cowardly f***ing c***. :lol:

 

Nothing has slipped from his memory, he knows fine well his record is shite, he just doesn't want others to know it.

 

And it works.  Neutral fans and journalists look at our league position and go "Ah they're not in the bottom 5, fair enough".

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And it works.  Neutral fans and journalists look at our league position and go "Ah they're not in the bottom 5, fair enough".

 

Luckily the number of our fans seeing through the fraud seems to have increased and they are the ones who will put him under pressure, even John Anderson isn't defending him as much this week.

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Him wanting us to be 'a lot more fluent' is similar to the 'front foot, fast paced attacking football' claim but the evidence suggests the players just ignore his instructions completely in most matches.

 

The concept that this lack of control over our style of play could possibly be a defence of him as a manager amuses me.

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Him wanting us to be 'a lot more fluent' is similar to the 'front foot, fast paced attacking football' claim but it appears the players just ignore his instructions completely in most matches.

 

The concept that this lack of control over our style of play could possibly be a defence of him as a manager amuses me.

 

:lol:

 

They ignore him but he still picks the same players who ignore him and they still play the way he doesn't want them to play.  He's so against the way we play that he let's Carver work on things other than defence once a week.

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"But we'll have a gameplan and hopefully give them a run for their money. If we can achieve that, it would be something. We need to keep battling but we also need to have a technique and imagination about ourselves in the last third and try to force some issues."

 

:lol:

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"But we'll have a gameplan and hopefully give them a run for their money.

 

:lol:

 

Then some people wonder why he's associated with hotshot gambler Mike and Casino King Llamabiarse.

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"But we'll have a gameplan and hopefully give them a run for their money. If we can achieve that, it would be something. We need to keep battling but we also need to have a technique and imagination about ourselves in the last third and try to force some issues."

 

:lol:

Reads like how we play , headless and pointless.

 

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No more excuses, says Newcastle boss Alan Pardew

ALAN Pardew says there can be no excuses for his Newcastle side against Manchester United – after “making a stand” at the club.

 

Pardew and his players came under fire from fans after last weekend’s 4-0 hammering at the hands of Southampton.

 

And midfielder Moussa Sissoko – who limped off the pitch at the St Mary’s Stadium – has joined a lengthening injury list this week.

 

Forward Loic Remy won’t be fit in time to face Man United at St James’s Park tomorrow, while Tim Krul and Mathieu Debuchy miss out again.

 

But beleaguered manager Pardew – whose position has again been questioned by angry supporters – says the club’s injury list and Man United’s improving form can’t be used as excuses ahead of the Premier League game.

 

“I think there’s still a question mark hanging over Man United in the Premier League,” said Pardew, who will watch the game from the stands again as part of his touchline ban.

 

“We have to capitalise on that, but there are plenty of excuses for us this week.

 

“Man United have had a great result against Bayern Munich and have their tails up, while we’ve got a few injuries and didn’t play well last week.

 

“There are a lot of excuses for us, but the excuses are irrelevant.

 

“We’re at home, we’re Newcastle United and we’ve got a team that’s good enough. We’ve got to try and win the game.”

 

Pardew asked his players to report to the club’s training ground last Sunday for an inquest into the Southampton defeat.

 

The 52-year-old, who wouldn’t be drawn on the decision of Norwich City’s players to reimburse fans who saw their club beaten 3-0 at Swansea City last weekend, felt he the team’s abject performance needed to be addressed – and quickly.

 

“It’s very important to make a stand quickly,” said Pardew.

 

“It wasn’t acceptable. We did that on Sunday. We had some (players) in.

 

“I think we owe the fans a performance, especially those that travelled down. We want to give them something to shout about.

 

“The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.”

 

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