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Alan '48 points' Pardew


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Did we ever make a pards hate-o-meter?

 

It broke and fractured our universe.

 

caused a rift in the time space continuum, all we have to do is push the cunt in it now. As a cruel twist of fate we'll all become his descendants though.

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Guest chopey

Can all the fans please thank pardew for spending the debuchy money on a player we have been linked with for over a year with about £50 million left over to put in fat Mike's piggy bank

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Can all the fans please thank pardew for spending the debuchy money on a player we have been linked with for over a year with about £50 million left over to put in fat Mike's piggy bank

 

I couldn't get near him, he was too fervently patting his own back, like a whirling dervish.

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The fact that we've continued to sign highly rated players for almost four years now, contradicting the fear that he'd get more of a say in transfers (he's never the man behind Cabella), means he's now solely the main obstacle between enjoying NUFC and not caring if we win or lose.

 

Ashley's approach means us finishing around tenth should never be in doubt, that's why he invests when needed, we'll always sign players who at worst should see us finishing mid-table, without any risk of relegation. With this approach, selling players who outgrow the clubs ambition and replacing them with players of Cabella/De Jong/Sissoko's ability, a somewhat decent manager would have us challenging high up the table every now and then.

 

Hopefully the penny drops with regards to Pardew and how much more Ashley could get out of his ownership. I'd honestly enjoy following us if we'd perform close to what is possible, even knowing the owner has other interests and the best players always being likely to go. While he's in charge, the model will be tweaked, it's now more a case of handing him new toys whenever he's broken the ones he's had for the past year.

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Guest firetotheworks

Ashley is definitely Pardew Offsetting. Pardew's probably more toxic than carbon tbf.

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Im not sure what I want now we have signed some good players, an absolute dire start to the season where we stuck in the relegation zone so Mike has to take action or a good start and we stuck with Pardew for at least 2 more seasons.

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