Dokko Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 56 minutes ago, gdm said: How does Froggy spin this? Keeping mice warm (but not dry) for the winter? Normally rodent droppings automatically gives you a 1 star, so Manure been paying off these cunts as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Aye it’s the mice that will finish him off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 6 minutes ago, Theregulars said: Aye it’s the mice that will finish him off Whatever floats his boat, I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Was walking down the street the other day and saw a Man Utd season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought ‘I'll have that!’. You can never have too many nails. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 49 minutes ago, Dokko said: How does Froggy spin this? Keeping mice warm (but not dry) for the winter? Normally rodent droppings automatically gives you a 1 star, so Manure been paying off these cunts as well. The Glazers did it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Just now, Froggy said: The Glazers did it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 2 minutes ago, Froggy said: The Glazers did it. Suppose Ratcliffe is the Pied Piper leading them out of town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 4 minutes ago, Dokko said: Suppose Ratcliffe is the Pied Piper leading them out of town. Need to charge the disabled more for tickets to afford the flute first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Clean sheet coming 30/12/2024. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Seems they fired the rat the other week but forgot about the mice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 15 hours ago, gdm said: Even the Feltham Travelodge managed to get five…although on reflection that one did surprise me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomYam Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 A rat as co-owner, a rodent beyond description as captain, Marcus Ratford still at the club and thousands of mice in the stands. No wonder there is a plague on Old Trafford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through old Trafford all the creatures were stirring and the mice lay like turds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Boy Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 There fans have not realised they have in Sir Jim the Manc Mike Ashley (c) Boo Boy. He has been appointed by Glazers to be their lightening rod to deflect from them whilst they pocket more cash in dividends etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 12 minutes ago, Pablo said: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through old Trafford all the creatures were stirring and the mice lay like turds. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Old Trafford, Not a trophy was shining, no glory to be savored. The banners hung limp, the crowd’s cheer grew thin, As dreams of dominion seemed far from within. The billionaire owner, Sir Jim in his chair, Penny-pinched so tightly, the staff felt despair. No bonuses, no raises, for those working hard, While the club’s grand ambition lay bruised and scarred. The stadium itself was a sight to behold, A crumbling relic, decrepit and cold. With water that dripped from ceilings so high, And mice in the corners—oh, how they would scurry by. The food kiosks reeked of a foul reputation, Two stars for hygiene—a grim designation. Fans queued with caution, holding their breath, Avoiding the pies for fear of their death. And out on the pitch, the woes carried on, For the passes of Ugarte were hopelessly wrong. A midfielder so clumsy, it brought fans to tears, “Where’s Scholes or Keane? Get them out of their chairs!” Yet deep in the Stretford End, the silence grew loud, The once-vibrant voices lost in the crowd. No chants, no banners, no songs to sing, Just the hollow echo of what hope used to bring. For the future was grim, and the path only steeper, With each penny saved, the club sank deeper. No vision, no passion, just penny-pinched strife, A shell of a club gasping for life. So here lies Old Trafford, a shadow, a curse, Merry Christmas to all—next year will be worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycap Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 It is remarkable how you can let a stadium get that bad like. Be tetnis jabs at the turnstiles needed before long 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Amorim has issued the inspiring observation that this might be one of the lowest moments in the club's history. I think that might also be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Please can someone get this guy to shut up. I'm beginning to feel sorry for them and I don't like the feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 What a rat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 14 minutes ago, Froggy said: What a rat. Man or mouse? Shame he didn't follow through his convictions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 4 hours ago, Cronky said: Amorim has issued the inspiring observation that this might be one of the lowest moments in the club's history. I think that might also be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Please can someone get this guy to shut up. I'm beginning to feel sorry for them and I don't like the feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 We're really in here showing our ass like we don't play them in a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Probably the biggest sign of their downfall and loss of relevance is that they're not really even the most contemptible cunt fanbase anymore. Liverpool have picked up that ball and ran with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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