Si Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Upgrade the borehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Who would win a classic gladiator fight between Kinnear and a young fit polar bear? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Obviously financial fair play is important so we need a new sponsor both main and kit. Bin Wonga straight away and then temporarily replace with debt charity. Then negotiated sponsors would be performance related so we would get Man U sized sponsorship for winning the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'd ban HTT from the ground.....................should he ever turn up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Forgot to mention, too. I'd stop churning out so much tat for the club shop while using the two social media platforms to provide useful information, rather than to bombard fans with offers on ill-fitting polo shirts every 5 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Stop treating it as a brand extension for some shitty fucking corner shop selling donnay socks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Sell it Vince McMahon Buy Sunderland Poach Joe Kinnear to become manager Hire some high class prostitutes to enjoy the season with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Sell it to Red Bull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Use a similar business model as to what fatty has installed, buying players cheap and develeoping them, BUT with one big difference: A statement that as long as the club was making profit, then 50% of that would be reinvested in the team. Would also start some real commercial strategy instead of mickey mouse opps to SD's advantage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 HTT, . You've given it some good thought and I'd be fully supportive of 90% of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 HTT, beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Use a similar business model as to what fatty has installed, buying players cheap and develeoping them, BUT with one big difference: A statement that as long as the club was making profit, then 50% of that would be reinvested in the team. Would also start some real commercial strategy instead of mickey mouse opps to SD's advantage All of the profits should go to improving the club, both first team and beyond. There's no reason for the profits of a football club to go anywhere else, it doesn't exist to make money. That said, debt repayments would come out before profit/loss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I'd ban HTT from the ground.....................should he ever turn up. Too late, banned myself ages ago. Your seat - I'd hang silver bells and cockle shells from it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Public apology to Kevin Keegan for all the shit that was spread about him in the press by the previous owners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Public apology to Kevin Keegan for all the s*** that was spread about him in the press by the previous owners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Public apology to Kevin Keegan for all the s*** that was spread about him in the press by the previous owners. Public, written, and I'd give him a piece of the club via ownership and a MASSIVE role with the club for as long as he sees fit. I'd also be extremely vocal to all media outlets, etc to stamp out men like Ashley, Tan etc from the game. I'd also work on a deal to bring an American sports store into Newcastle and undercut Mike Ashley's businesses and offer people incentive for doing so (incentive = discounted tickets or something). Yes, I'd be an absolute cunt to that man - what he's done to the fine people of Newcastle who've supported the club near and far is utterly disgusting. I'd be a billionaire owner of this club and I'd spend personal money being a libelous/defaming cunt to Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Public apology to Kevin Keegan for all the s*** that was spread about him in the press by the previous owners. Public, written, and I'd give him a piece of the club via ownership and a MASSIVE role with the club for as long as he sees fit. I'd also be extremely vocal to all media outlets, etc to stamp out men like Ashley, Tan etc from the game. I'd also work on a deal to bring an American sports store into Newcastle and undercut Mike Ashley's businesses and offer people incentive for doing so (incentive = discounted tickets or something). Yes, I'd be an absolute c*** to that man - what he's done to the fine people of Newcastle who've supported the club near and far is utterly disgusting. I'd be a billionaire owner of this club and I'd spend personal money being a libelous/defaming c*** to Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Public apology to Kevin Keegan for all the s*** that was spread about him in the press by the previous owners. Public, written, and I'd give him a piece of the club via ownership and a MASSIVE role with the club for as long as he sees fit. I'd also be extremely vocal to all media outlets, etc to stamp out men like Ashley, Tan etc from the game. I'd also work on a deal to bring an American sports store into Newcastle and undercut Mike Ashley's businesses and offer people incentive for doing so (incentive = discounted tickets or something). Yes, I'd be an absolute c*** to that man - what he's done to the fine people of Newcastle who've supported the club near and far is utterly disgusting. I'd be a billionaire owner of this club and I'd spend personal money being a libelous/defaming c*** to Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear. You have my vote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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