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Jack Colback (now a free agent)


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This bloke is shyte ... slow shyte never ever ever sign a fukin mackem again please

 

That bit doesn't bother me. I'd happily see Jordan Henderson in our midfield for example.

 

I thought Colback was an average footballer when we got him. I was generous.

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I'd also stick 92-95 Bracewell and Venison in that side ahead of Colback and they're Mackems. I'd probably stick 2012-2015 Bracewell and Venison ahead of him too mind.

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He was universally accepted as shit in a side that was permanently scrapping round at the bottom of the league three years ago, before the new tranche of TV money poured into the division. It's embarrassing having him in the squad, never mind the team. He's not a Premier League player, he's also a complete cunt. Can't wait to see the fucking back of him. Even some of our doziest fans must be cottoning on to him by now.

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Worst player on the pitch by a country mile, and that's saying something tonight. The fucking fuck was he doing for their second? If you're supposed to be a hard working midfielder, at least bust a fucking gut getting back to our penalty box when they counter attack us. Of course it wouldn't have mattered because he's slow as shite, but at least make an effort instead of having a nap somewhere around the centre circle.

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Colback is totally pointless on a football pitch.  He spends the game running around trying to look busy without actually looking to get involved and when the ball does get to him he looks for the safest pass possible, which is usually backwards or to the side.

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Not sure whether I enjoyed his dummy of smashing through Payet, his customary booking I work too hard to track you properly or his award winning hide and seek performance in the 2nd half the most. Man of match, 2016 here he comes.

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Colback is totally pointless on a football pitch.  He spends the game running around trying to look busy without actually looking to get involved and when the ball does get to him he looks for the safest pass possible, which is usually backwards or to the side.

 

Yup. When he's in acres of space he waves his hands wildly to get the ball, then does absolutely fuck all with it, either by losing possession or cutting dead any momentum. Really hate him.

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