TRC Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Don't think I've ever hated a player more than Colback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Why doesn't he get injured? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Never gets involved or puts himself out. Strolls around avoiding the ball. Will never get injured playing like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 At least Anita doesn't even pretend like he's going to do anything decent with the ball. Jack is always gesticulated with his body like he's about to ping it forward 20 yards. Never does it. Just wasting time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 At least Anita doesn't even pretend like he's going to do anything decent with the ball. Jack is always gesticulated with his body like he's about to ping it forward 20 yards. Never does it. Just wasting time. He's the very definition of coward. The worst kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 He's twice the player Obertan is with half the talent. Trouble is he's still nowhere near good enough. He's all fart and no shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I actually think Obertan is more useful now tbh, which means nothing. If you watch him, all he does is play the percentages, 'don't give it away and I've done nothing wrong' seems to be his entire football philosophy, he never plays anything approaching a risky pass, he's just pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 He was so so slow on the ball yesterday. Awful game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 How this ugly little mackem was ever allowed to play in the black & white shirt is totally beyond me. It makes me sick every time I see him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 He was so so slow on the ball yesterday. Awful game. He's always slow on the ball tbf. As TCD said he holds onto it for ages looking up like he's going to play a ball out to the flanks or up to the striker and then just turns back around and passes it to Anita. He should just accept his limitations and do it quickly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Broke down laughing at Cack Jogback. Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I actually think Obertan is more useful now tbh, which means nothing. If you watch him, all he does is play the percentages, 'don't give it away and I've done nothing wrong' seems to be his entire football philosophy, he never plays anything approaching a risky pass, he's just pointless. I could even put up with that if he didn't always hide behind an opposition player so no one will be encouraged to pass to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Both Colback and Noble were f***ing awful at times yesterday. Yet they are both almost guaranteed a start. I honestly have no idea what managers see, in these sideways and backwards cloggers. Yes Noble is the captain, but he is still a very limited footballer. I guess occasionally getting stuck in, and taking the easy option pass every time, is enough to please managers and some fans. Passhun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 The thing is, when Colback dropped deep in the hole when the subs were made and had some responsibility, he constantly gave the ball away. He much prefers to hide between the holding midfielder and the attacking midfielder, where he feels he can shirk all responsibility. Utter cunt of a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 How this ugly little mackem was ever allowed to play in the black & white shirt is totally beyond me. It makes me sick every time I see him. The King says hi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 The fact that he wasn't taken off yesterday even after being on a yellow card and, as usual, utterly dogshit, doesn't look good for McLaren. Yesterday was Pardewesque on so many levels. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 The fact that he wasn't taken off yesterday even after being on a yellow card and, as usual, utterly dogshit, doesn't look good for McLaren. Yesterday was Pardewesque on so many levels. It's extremely saddening that he seems to be immune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Even more saddening that he still seems popular with the regular fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 It's endemic. If you're a Geordie especially and you throw yourself about like an idiot and little else that constitutes graft and understanding the physicality of the league. Forget creativity or being able to keep up. No doubt the same twats who thought Alan Smith was crucial in getting us promoted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 It's endemic. If you're a Geordie especially and you throw yourself about like an idiot and little else that constitutes graft and understanding the physicality of the league. Forget creativity or being able to keep up. No doubt the same t***s who thought Alan Smith was crucial in getting us promoted. Wow, bit of a short term memory have we? Alan Smith was decent in the Championship in our team and filled a role that let the rest of the team play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 He can pop up anywhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 No way. My memory of Alan Smith is chasing shadows and cropping people of any league he played in after his injury. A triumvate in midfield of Nolan, Barton and Jonas (Enrique in support) with Colocini at the back meant the likes of Smith flattered to deceive. Complete passenger yet people roared his crunching tackles despite bugger all else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 The Tiote signing was massive. Smith was terrible. Useful in the first few games and helped build us momentum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I've seen that the BBC sport page is doing weekly infographic/stat round up showing the top players in various categories, shots, passes etc. Colback wasn't even in the top five for distance covered this week. Disappointing. Probably was top five for passes behind the man tho. BBC didn't have that stat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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