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Colback and McCormack are very underwhelming links. Perhaps Time to question Pard's judgement?

 

Time to ?

 

Sorry, just experimenting with sarcasm.

 

Keep going, you'll get there.

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Bottled Dog, so that's where we are at now? "Bodies?" Fucking anyone with a breath? Fuck that shit man, raise that fucking bar a tad.

 

Can't sustain a cup push without bodies in the squad. :pow:

 

:(

 

Don't even mention cups, it just makes me want to cry into a bowl of lager-filled bowl of cereal.

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It's a signing that emphasises the club in many ways.  Lacklustre, cheap etc.

 

Funnily enough, just like one of Ashley's shops. We really are just a branch of his jumble sale toot.

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The times I've seen him he looks a decent premier league player.

 

Just because he isn't called Jacques Colbaccio and is signing from Napoli or Lyon doesn't mean he won't be a decent signing for us.

 

We don't just need a good first 11, we are desperately short of depth as well.

 

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I just can't believe the tide looks like it hasn't turned with a lot of our fans, sticking up for this signing and willing to give it all another chance next season. If this is the caliber of signing we have zero chance and it'll be another embarrassing season. Race to 40 points and then throw it away, if we can get to 40 that is! Completely fucked off with it all now. We live to exist.

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I think he's a good player personally, decent signing.

 

 

Could you tell me what he actually does?

 

Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me.

 

Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on.

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I just can't believe the tide looks like it hasn't turned with a lot of our fans, sticking up for this signing and willing to give it all another chance next season. If this is the caliber of signing we have zero chance and it'll be another embarrassing season. Race to 40 points and then throw it away, if we can get to 40 that is! Completely fucked off with it all now. We live to exist.

I repeat, we need numbers to bolster the squad depth, players who can do a job in a variety of positions. I want to see some good big name signings as well, but we need a lot of cover as the reserves we have are poor.

 

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I just can't believe the tide looks like it hasn't turned with a lot of our fans, sticking up for this signing and willing to give it all another chance next season. If this is the caliber of signing we have zero chance and it'll be another embarrassing season. Race to 40 points and then throw it away, if we can get to 40 that is! Completely fucked off with it all now. We live to exist.

I repeat, we need numbers to bolster the squad depth, players who can do a job in a variety of positions. I want to see some good big name signings as well, but we need a lot of cover as the reserves we have are poor.

 

 

He won't be cover. That's the problem.

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I just can't believe the tide looks like it hasn't turned with a lot of our fans, sticking up for this signing and willing to give it all another chance next season. If this is the caliber of signing we have zero chance and it'll be another embarrassing season. Race to 40 points and then throw it away, if we can get to 40 that is! Completely f***ed off with it all now. We live to exist.

I repeat, we need numbers to bolster the squad depth, players who can do a job in a variety of positions. I want to see some good big name signings as well, but we need a lot of cover as the reserves we have are poor.

 

 

You truly believe this is a Pards squad signing and not a first team signing?

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I think he's a good player personally, decent signing.

 

 

Could you tell me what he actually does?

 

Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me.

 

Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on.

 

he isn't like, he'll be a starter ie Cabayes replacement.

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Our squad players should come from current first team, gained by us buying players for the first team & displacing them not just any old cheap fuckers who will never get a better gig and will be happy to play back up and lick Alan's hoop whilst not be good enough to help drive the club forward.

 

But yeah, that ain't going to happen.

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The times I've seen him he looks a decent premier league player.

 

Just because he isn't called Jacques Colbaccio and is signing from Napoli or Lyon doesn't mean he won't be a decent signing for us.

 

We don't just need a good first 11, we are desperately short of depth as well.

 

 

If he was called Jacque Colbaccio and signing from Chievo or Nantes, would you consider him a decent signing?

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I think he's a good player personally, decent signing.

 

 

Could you tell me what he actually does?

 

Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me.

 

Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on.

 

he isn't like, he'll be a starter ie Cabayes replacement.

 

Nah we are looking at others for that. Might turn out to be a semi purple in another position(s) though.

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I think he's a good player personally, decent signing.

 

 

Could you tell me what he actually does?

 

Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me.

 

Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on.

 

Do you also have such reports written for each time HBA displayed something positive? I hope so, along with all the other talent our fraud of a manager is shoving out the door to be replaced by one-minute-wonders like Colback and his glory moment that you just described, which will likely define his entire fucking career and earn him a move here. Good to know it's something people can hang their coat on.

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If I simply recall off the top of my head the times I've seen Colback do something like that vs. the amount of times HBA, Marv et al, the kind of players he'll be replacing, have done something to create a goal, Colback comes across as a lower-league bog-standard clogger. And that's just using stats from memory. Let alone his actual stats for Sunderland, which read like Shola Ameobi's.

 

Get to fuck. Nothing personal, but fuck this guy.

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