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Ben Arfa = 0.1547619047619047619047619047619 goals/ Pl appearance.

 

Jon Walters = 0.19889502762430939226519337016575 goals/ Pl appearance.

 

Walters more effective at this level.

 

HBA - 13 goals in 4848mins on the pitch at PL level - 373 mins per goal

JW - 36 goals in 14066 mins on the pitch at PL level - 391 mins per goal

 

However I also like my widemen to get assists rather than just score kick it dead hard pens and be a shit trundler so

 

HBA - 14 assists in 4848 mins on the pitch at PL level - 346 mins per assist

JW - 16 assists in 14066 mins on the pitch at PL level - 879 mins per assist

 

albeit I also like them not to get sent off as that reduces the impact they can have

 

HBA - 0 reds in PL

JW - 1 red in PL

 

or score own goals

 

HBA - 0 OGs in PL

JW - 2 OGs in PL

 

Feel free to check to Transfermarkt to double check my workings or you could actually use your eyes and watch a game. Either is good for me.

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There are non-statistical issues too, though. Jon Walters is a much more positive influence on his teammates for example. Ben Arfa is a hated, poisonous cancer to all dressing rooms.

 

 

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/264655/hatem-ben-arfa.jpg

 

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Number of times JW got me off my feet with sheer joy and excitement            = 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

 

Number of times Ben Arfa got me off my feet with sheer joy and excitement    = 765.37434728292094048557373828291901028

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Regardless of form, I imagine Deschamps won't be keen at all on bringing him along for the Euros.

 

Unless he averages a goal and an assist per game all season, maybe he'd be un-ignorable... Even then, he probably won't get picked :lol:

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Regardless of form, I imagine Deschamps won't be keen at all on bringing him along for the Euros.

 

Unless he averages a goal and an assist per game all season, maybe he'd be un-ignorable... Even then, he probably won't get picked :lol:

 

I guess Griezmann has that second striker/10 position locked down either way.

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FWIW, when HBA left us he had stats that were comparable to Mata's and had better stats than every single one of our other players. I did all of the stats at the time when some numpty was trying to claim that he only did something once every ten games, when he was actually much nearer once every three games. In summary, some people are thick.

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Looks right back to his best but he's got a goal scoring element to his play and just general no fucks aura about just dominating and knowing what he's capable of. The manager has told him to take over and control

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Nice turned out to be a brilliant move for him, much better than I expected for sure.

 

Put him in any team that lets him play football and he will be amazing

 

Probably true, I'm just impressed by the kind of football they play.

 

yeah i think this is true, they seem a very open, attacking team and that's obviously suiting him - if they were dour and defensive but he was free to do his own thing it wouldn't be near as good

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