Yorkie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 You can get it from mega shagging, btw. #siemisalad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ManDoon Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? Rio Ferdinand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? I'm going to start with the best player of all time Diego Maradona. Next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal Always said 2 De Jongs didn't make a right tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Poor lad, sure there'll be someone on here who's suffered a pneumothorax. Goes without saying that it is absolute agony. My Dad used to get it all the time and it took major surgery to fix. Not good news for SDJ, like. I had a pneumothorax about 8-9 years ago, sharp pain when I breathed in, it wasn't that bad to be honest. I complained about it for 3-4 days before going to A&E, it wasn't until I passed out on the waiting room floor I realised how serious it was. They told me it could come back and if it did I might have to get my lung pinned to my ribs to stop it happening. If this happened to de Jong before, I'd be worried. Aye that's exactly the surgery my dad had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? Perez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal Always said 2 De Jongs didn't make a right tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brendan_Rice Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Poor lad, sure there'll be someone on here who's suffered a pneumothorax. Goes without saying that it is absolute agony. My Dad used to get it all the time and it took major surgery to fix. Not good news for SDJ, like. I had a pneumothorax about 8-9 years ago, sharp pain when I breathed in, it wasn't that bad to be honest. I complained about it for 3-4 days before going to A&E, it wasn't until I passed out on the waiting room floor I realised how serious it was. They told me it could come back and if it did I might have to get my lung pinned to my ribs to stop it happening. If this happened to de Jong before, I'd be worried. Aye that's exactly the surgery my dad had. You'd wonder if he would be allowed to play football again if he got his lung pinned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? This might just be the worst post I've ever read. Well done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal Always said 2 De Jongs didn't make a right tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Carvery Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a s*** brother Apart from Ameoba? Perez Giggs as well, there's a few it appears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Poor lad, sure there'll be someone on here who's suffered a pneumothorax. Goes without saying that it is absolute agony. My Dad used to get it all the time and it took major surgery to fix. Not good news for SDJ, like. I had a pneumothorax about 8-9 years ago, sharp pain when I breathed in, it wasn't that bad to be honest. I complained about it for 3-4 days before going to A&E, it wasn't until I passed out on the waiting room floor I realised how serious it was. They told me it could come back and if it did I might have to get my lung pinned to my ribs to stop it happening. If this happened to de Jong before, I'd be worried. Aye that's exactly the surgery my dad had. You'd wonder if he would be allowed to play football again if he got his lung pinned. You'd think this would be the first occurrence, but then the Docs let my lungs collapse about four times before they got it permanently fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Great we signed Sheridan poorly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Carvery Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a s*** brother Apart from Ameoba? This might just be the worst post I've ever read. Well done. Calm down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-recalls-scary-collapsed-lung-as-he-looks-to-put-injuries-behind-him-at-newcastle-1-6761926 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-recalls-scary-collapsed-lung-as-he-looks-to-put-injuries-behind-him-at-newcastle-1-6761926 May as well sell him for scrap value now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-recalls-scary-collapsed-lung-as-he-looks-to-put-injuries-behind-him-at-newcastle-1-6761926 Take the '8 weeks' with a massive pinch of salt, in that case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Would be amazed if we see him play again this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Will be amazed if we see him play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Sicknote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Fully expect this to be used as an excuse over the summer in one way or the other. More thorough medicals, less risks, we've been stung before, got a player coming back who can play there (any attacking one) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howayaye501 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 In the summer his return to fitness will be "like signing a new player". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 About as much use as his brother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Oh just fuck off Siem. Fuck off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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