Ryan_Taylor Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I could, because he's a massive cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bele_nine Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 When the ball hits the goal It's not Shearer or Cole It's Ben Arfa When he flies down the wing All the lads start to sing That's Ben Arfa! Iv been thinking about this one and have come up with this When the ball hit the net It's not Gyan or Bent, It's Ben Arfa, When he crosses the ball And the Toon Army score, That's Ben Arfa! Running down the pitch, Running down the pitch, Running down the pitch, That's Ben Arfa! When he runs down the wing All the Geordies will sing Oh Ben Arfa! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Few lads behind me yesterday were trying to get a T-I-O-T-E song, to the tune of the D-I-S-C-O or V-I-M-T-O songs. No one else joined in though. Enjoyed the pia pia piano song for Tiote though, first time I'd heard it properly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I'd love for the home fans chant for Ben Arfa at the game against Wigan. It would be a simple, but effective way of A) motivating the rest of the team B) Showing Ben Arfa we haven't forgot and C) Pressuring the board to gamble on buying him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leazes.ender Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I reckon this one for Cheik Tiote. Nice and simple. Its the one that the Swiss fans sing "Schweizer Nati" to which sounds a bit like Swiss Nazi. From 30secs in. Oh-le, oh-le, oh-le oh-le oh-le. Cheik Tiote, Cheik Tiote, Cheik Tiote-oh-le-oh-le. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 When the ball hits the goal It's not Shearer or Cole It's Ben Arfa When he flies down the wing All the lads start to sing That's Ben Arfa! Iv been thinking about this one and have come up with this When the ball hit the net It's not Gyan or Bent, It's Ben Arfa, When he crosses the ball And the Toon Army score, That's Ben Arfa! Running down the pitch, Running down the pitch, Running down the pitch, That's Ben Arfa! When he runs down the wing All the Geordies will sing Oh Ben Arfa! When we all shit our kecks Cos some cunt's broke his legs That's Ben Arfa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Ni-gel De Jong's a Cunt! Repeat for 90 mins vs City at SJP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 It's De Jong, It's De Jong, It's Nigel De Jong, He breaks legs 'cause he's a mong, It's Nigel De Jong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What about Nigel De Jong is a cunt, is a cunt, is a cunt Nigel De Jong is a cunt, he breaks ankles Legs isnt enough syllables Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Nigel De Jong is a wanker, is a wanker (repeat). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 We all agreeeee Nigel de Jong's a wanker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 wouldn't give him a song, he'd probably like the noteriety. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Shall we kill De Jong for you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Shall we kill De Jong for you? I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Just remembered about the "Tim-Timity" song that got an airing against Man City. Cracking effort, really hope it catches on (mainly so I can remember the rest of it). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest north shields lad Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant. Something along the lines of; 'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'. Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed. Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon? love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dale 9 nufc Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 he wears his hair just like a lass, carroll carroll on the pitch hes fucking class, carroll carroll he gets the ball he shoots and scores you text his lass he'll brake your jaw andy carroll newcastles number 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 he wears his hair just like a lass, carroll carroll in Bambuu with his glass, carroll carroll he gets the ball he shoots and scores you text his lass he'll brake your jaw andy carroll newcastles number 9 Like it, made one improvement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 The mackems are coming, bolt all your doors Hide all your jewellery under the floor Zip up your pockets, keep everything tight From a busload of thieves from the stadium of shite They'll climb in your garden and rifle your bins ...They live on pot noodles and leftover things They'll break through a window and steal all your goods Then back to the camp in pennywell woods. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (To the tune of that kitchen at parties song on the advert at the mo - hope that it doesn't tempt fate) 'You'll always find us twatting Mackems in derbies' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 We all live in Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 We all live in Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesyJazz Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant. Something along the lines of; 'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'. Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed. Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon? I'm lucky enough to have a ticket for tomorows/todays game. Does anyone else want to join me in an anti tube Gray chant? Really,I'll take the blame,the ban,the totall works.No,I'm not mad,I've a note from my mam sayin I'm really ok.Ok Apart from that I'm backing the Toon for a 2-1 win. Did I mention that Andy Grays a K*nT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 We all live in Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house, Kevin Nolan's house.... I like that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant. Something along the lines of; 'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'. Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed. Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon? I'm lucky enough to have a ticket for tomorows/todays game. Does anyone else want to join me in an anti tube Gray chant? Really,I'll take the blame,the ban,the totall works.No,I'm not mad,I've a note from my mam sayin I'm really ok.Ok Apart from that I'm backing the Toon for a 2-1 win. Did I mention that Andy Grays a K*nT? Have I missed something? Why the intense hatred? Not that I'm particularly fond of him myself at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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