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Could make this the new Shola Ameobi.

 

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba,

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,

The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,

The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,

The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,

The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba,

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

The hip bone's connected to the back bone

The back bone's connected to the neck bone,

The neck bone's connected to the head bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

The finger bone's connected to the hand bone,

The hand bone's connected to the arm bone,

The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Demba Demba Dem-ba Ba

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

 

 

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The Demba boys are coming

And everybody's jumping

Senegal to Newcastle

They're canny lads, no hassle

 

Fucking shit these like. :lol:

 

End it with

 

... In the toon from dakar,

cisse and demba ba,

 

OPTIONAL: We like to pardy, we like, like to pardy

 

...and you're onto a winner  :lol:

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The Demba boys are coming

And everybody's jumping

Senegal to Newcastle

They're canny lads, no hassle

 

f***ing s*** these like. :lol:

 

End it with

 

... In the toon from dakar,

cisse and demba ba,

 

OPTIONAL: We like to pardy, we like, like to pardy

 

...and you're onto a winner  :lol:

 

Genius

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Guest WashyGeordie

Heard one in the pub yesterday in Clitheroe, something to the tune of "Kevin Keegan left the Toon, in a helicopter".

 

I can't really remember 'cos i was quite drunk. Just remember "Papiss Cisse signed for Toon.." Then something about Senegal and scoring for fun... :lol:  :blush:

 

Anyone know?

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Heard one in the pub yesterday in Clitheroe, something to the tune of "Kevin Keegan left the Toon, in a helicopter".

 

I can't really remember 'cos i was quite drunk. Just remember "Papiss Cisse signed for Toon.." Then something about Senegal and scoring for fun... :lol:  :blush:

 

Anyone know?

 

Kevin Keegan left the toon in a heli-copta

He came back with Terry Mac to save us from disaster.

 

Imortalised by Harry Palmer alongside such wonderful wordsmitthery as "I want to be by that toaster, oh when the beans come out the tin" and "Geordie boys we are here, slap your lass with a Christmas tree"

 

What happened to him anyway?  Last I heard he got busted for claming dole while doing paid appearances in front of 30,000 locals.  Guess the sunglasses didn't do the trick...

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Suffered a nasty head injury after falling over at the match I think. Think it caused brain injuries to the fella. :-(

 

Aye. Slipped on a discarded pie and fell down a flight of stairs. Successfully sued the club if memory serves me right?

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The Demba boys are coming

And everybody's jumping

Senegal to Newcastle

They're canny lads, no hassle

 

f***ing s*** these like. :lol:

 

End it with

 

... In the toon from dakar,

cisse and demba ba,

 

OPTIONAL: We like to pardy, we like, like to pardy

 

...and you're onto a winner  :lol:

 

:spit:

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Alternatively:

 

The Demba boys are coming

And everybody's jumping

Senegal to Newcastle

They're canny lads, no hassle

 

Fucking shit these like. :lol:

 

End it with

 

... In the toon from dakar,

cisse and demba ba,

 

OPTIONAL: We like to pardy, we like, like to pardy

 

...and you're onto a winner  :lol:

 

Make all the geordies disco,

They're both better than Xisco

 

We like to pardy, we like, we like to pardy!

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