NUFC Songbook

[YankeeToon]

When you've only won five

Since the New Year arrived

That's a Pardew

[localshop]

When you play one up front

Call Pellegrini a c**t

That's a Pardew

 

 

[Guest reefatoon]

When your face is all sore

After rimming Mike raw

That's a Pardew

[YankeeToon]

Hoofing balls to Shola

Freezing out Ben Arfa

That's a Pardew

[AyeDubbleYoo]

  On 19/09/2014 at 14:30, YankeeToon said:

Hoofing balls to Shola

Freezing out Ben Arfa

That's a Pardew

 

[1964]

When your player gets the word

That you're shagging his bird

that's a Pardew

[YankeeToon]

  On 19/09/2014 at 14:34, Ian W said:

  Quote

Hoofing balls to Shola

Freezing out Ben Arfa

That's a Pardew

 

 

Wasn't really happy with that one.

 

Hoofing long balls to Sho'

Ben Arfa's got to go

That's a Pardew?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Make a reference to rape

That's captured on tape

That's a Pardew

 

[steve_69]

When you swap the left-back

To improve the attack

That's a Pardew

 

When you jizz in your trunks

Coz nil nil makes you spunk

That's a Pardew

 

 

 

[Darth Crooks]

When you lie and scapegoat,

With Mike's cock down your throat

Thats a Pardew

[Guest]

When you reach for the noose

Coz you'd rather have Bruce

That's a Pardew

[steve_69]

When you've ruined the Gouf

By persisting with hoof

That's a Pardew

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

  On 19/09/2014 at 16:17, Optimistic Nut said:

When you reach for the noose

Coz you'd rather have Bruce

That's a Pardew

 

 

Good one.

[Ritchie]

When your neck is too sore

Cuz you're watching long ball

That's a Pardew

[Ritchie]

When the ball hits the sky

And you've started to cry

That's a Pardew

[Ritchie]

When you play like our grans

Yet you blame all the fans

That's a Pardew

[cp40]

When the team has no fret

and excuses are met

Thats a pardew

[mofo]

Hope this gets sung, I'll feel like a right smug fucker 

[Nev]

You put your left-back on, your left-back out, in-out in-out, f**k it all about.

You do the Pardew and you don't have a clue, that's not what it's all about!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

You're a c**t, clueless c**t, c**t c**t c**t

 

I tried 

[Ryan_Taylor]

 

  On 19/09/2014 at 20:34, Nev said:

You put your left-back on, your left-back out, in-out in-out, f**k it all about.

You do the Pardew and you don't have a clue, that's not what it's all about!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

Ooohhh Alan Pardew!

You're a c**t, clueless c**t, c**t c**t c**t

 

I tried 

 

In-out or on-off and it works

[Darth Crooks]

Yes but what is it getting at?

[watty 1892]

We hate Alan Pardew,

We hate Ashley too (and Charnley),

We hate Andy Woodman,

But, Newcastle We love you!

 

Should maybe be in the SackPardew.com "dunno how you do the shrug thing"

[Mick]

  On 22/09/2014 at 21:49, watty 1892 said:

We hate Alan Pardew,

We hate Ashley too (and Charnley),

We hate Andy Woodman,

But, Newcastle We love you!

 

Should maybe be in the SackPardew.com "dunno how you do the shrug thing"

 

  That works well.

[Greg]

Your football is SHIT.

Your football is SHHIIIITTT!

ALAN PARDEW

YOUR FOOTBALL IS SHIT!

[Vinny Green Balls]

How about the end of Sex Pistol's God Save the Queen?

 

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