Greg Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies etc, etc... Or maybe not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 We'll be coming, We'll be coming, We'll be coming down Barack Road, (or just 'the road) When you hear the noise of the Geordie bootboys, We'll be coming down the rooooaad.. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, To wem-ber-ly we go, We'll beat Man U, And Arsenal too, Hi Ho, Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 A song Scotland fans have been singing for ages, and that Liverpool fans have ripped off the last year or so too. Good song but hate it when we rip other clubs' songs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Pretty much every tune is used by another team. The only one that annoys me is people using Blaydon races, since that is a local song. Still, i'm sure i wouldn't care if it wasn't us. As a Scotland fan, I wouldn't be offended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 A la johnny B. Goode Weeeeell... he was signed from AstonVilla on a free, Hoped he bang 'em in like Wayne Rooney, Turns out really that he's not that good, and he goes by the name of Marlon Harewood He never really learned to trap a ball or pass that well, But can score free headers just like he's ringing a bell Go,Go. Go Marlon, Go,Go. Go Marlon, Go,Go Go Marlon ,Go, Go. ...Marlon Harewood.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'm still excited about the Shola / Lola mash up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 A la johnny B. Goode Go Marlon, Go,Go. Go Marlon, Go,Go Go Marlon ,Go, Go. ...Marlon Harewood.... Love that mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Few new ones I heard @ Swansea game.: Build a bonfire Build a bonfire But Mike Ashley On The Top Put His Croonies in the middle And buuurn the fucking lot. Sports Direct Is fucking shit We are the geordies Mike Ashleys a tit. U-N-I----T-E-D Theres only one United And it's NUFC. Ohh Mike Assshhhleeeeey Hope he dies of HIVVV Hope he dies of HIVVV Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 What's the clapping song we always do? Been going on for years but don't know what it actually is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 What's the clapping song we always do? Been going on for years but don't know what it actually is I think it goes clap, clap clap, clap clap, clap, clap, clap clap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 What's the clapping song we always do? Been going on for years but don't know what it actually is I think it goes clap, clap clap, clap clap, clap, clap, clap clap What does it mean I know how it goes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It's to the tune of 'get in to them, **** em up' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 To the tune of Kum Buyar For F*@ks sake Marlon, trap the ball For F*@ks sake Marlon, pass the ball For F*@ks sake Marlon, have a shot Ohhh Marlon f*@k right off Not very positive but best I came up with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It's to the tune of 'get in to them, **** em up' It isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It's to the tune of 'get in to them, **** em up' It isn't. It's similar then. The start of the clapping bit anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Inspired by seeing the old Cornetto advert the other day on Youtube... "Fabrice Pan-cra-te Signed on a free, Our new right-winger, From Gay Paris (Pah-ree) Past full-backs, he'll run and run, Fabrice Pancrate, Our twenty-one" Sang at a tempo and repeated, could have a similar effect to the Lovenkrands & Oh Gutierrez ones last season easily. i quite like that, quite hard to get started though Why? You just start it with a really slow FAAAAABBBBRRRIIIICCCEEEEE and people would join in, if they knew the words. this is why i think it would be hard, quite a long song and alot of words, especially as is new, but with time and effort, no reason why this couldnt be heard in the leazes in the near future Think we need a short, catchy one for Wor Fab Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It's to the tune of 'get in to them, **** em up' It isn't. It's similar then. The start of the clapping bit anyway. What does it mean? I quite like it but don't know what I'm clapping for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 considering ManUtd use Joy Division for "Giggs will tear you apart, again", why dont we ever use "Lov" when it is closer to word "love"? Missing a trick lads! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 considering ManUtd use Joy Division for "Giggs will tear you apart, again", why dont we ever use "Lov" when it is closer to word "love"? Missing a trick lads! All you need is lovenkrands, da, da der der der Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 considering ManUtd use Joy Division for "Giggs will tear you apart, again", why dont we ever use "Lov" when it is closer to word "love"? Missing a trick lads! That is mental, I was thinking the exact same thing on Saturday at the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Something to the tune of Postman Pat using, "Black n white Pancrate" somehow...naaah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'll start thinking up a song about Pancrate when I hear two commentators, pundits or newsreaders say his name the same way, cos I haven't yet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 a la Bob Marley Everybody singing... One love...en-krands Sayin get lovenkrands on the ball and it will be alrite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Anyone remember a kids tv programme called Wizadora? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizadora Collocini would fit quite nicely into the theme tune for that something along the lines of: "Collocini, Collocini, he's the one with the afro at the back" ! Think this is a link to the theme tune but the sound on my laptop is boken so I couldn't check it out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steppa Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'll start thinking up a song about Pancrate when I hear two commentators, pundits or newsreaders say his name the same way, cos I haven't yet! It's Pan-cratt, not Pan-crate or Pan-crateh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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