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I love that "we'll be coming down the road" song. Would sound class at an away game.

 

i think its one of them them songs that would be good home or away, type you could get going round the ground and gettting louder and louder.

Think would be class at an away game with everyone bouncing as they sing it.

 

Are we really resorting to pinching Scotland songs? (and even Liverpool use it now)

 

FFS man, nearly every football chant or song has been nicked or modified from another club.

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I love that "we'll be coming down the road" song. Would sound class at an away game.

 

i think its one of them them songs that would be good home or away, type you could get going round the ground and gettting louder and louder.

Think would be class at an away game with everyone bouncing as they sing it.

 

Are we really resorting to pinching Scotland songs? (and even Liverpool use it now)

 

FFS man, nearly every football chant or song has been nicked or modified from another club.

 

Aye, the amount of clubs that have re-used Blaydon Races (and in a really shit version, as well).

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the cockney dwarf, he's on the dole

the cockney dwarf, he's on the dole

 

to the tune of 'geordie boys taking the piss'

he can register as being unemployed but i don't think he'd be eligable for "dole"
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Who's that lying on the carpet,

who's that lying on the floor,

oh its Wisey on his back because Big Al gave him a smack

and he wont be screwing *Geordies anymore!!!

Who's that......

 

Tune: The munich aircrash song/whos that team we call united

 

*= I couldn't think of anything else that fits in there concerning NUFC (anyone got any other suggestions?).

 

True, Shearer didn't smack him, but lets just say it anyway! :iamatwat:

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Oooooooh!

Ranger Boy I tell 'em

Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy

Oooooooh!

He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh!

 

[Chorus: x2]

Ranger Boy off in this hoe.

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him oh!

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then superman that hoe!

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

 

 

[Verse 1:]

Ranger boy off in this hoe

Watch him shoot and watch him rock

Superman that hoe

Now watch him sink that scouser Kop

Super fresh, now watch him jock

Jocking on them mackems man

When he shoots that ball in goal

He leans to left and shoots that goal

(Now youuu)

He's pissing on them bitches ass

And if we get the goal

Then he's pissing on yo bitch

You catch him at yo local party

He's drinkin' at it every day

Haterz get mad cause

He's got straight bananas.

 

[Chorus x2]

 

[Verse 2:]

He's bouncin' on his toes

Watch him super soak that hoe

He's gonna pass it to the Vukick

And he's gonna shoot it in for sho!

 

Haterz wanna be him

Ranger Boy, he's the man

They be lookin' at his feet

But they be movin' too fast man, man

Watch him do it, watch him do it

Shoot, shoot

Let's get to it, let's get to it

 

Nope, you can't do it like him

Dope, so don't do it like him

Folk, I see you tryna do it like him

Man that damn was ugly

 

[Chorus x2]

 

He's off to finish off this hoe

Watch him shoot and

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then Superman that hoe,

Super soak that hoe [x9]

He's to fresh for this hoe

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

And Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman that Bitch

(Awwwwwww) (You)

 

I'm working on the raw audio of it at the mo, I'll let you guys listen when it's done. :aww:

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Song for Xisco :

 

X.I.S.C.O (x 4)

 

He is X, Xenophobic manager

He is I, irresistible

He is S, super sexy

He is C, such a cutie

He is O, oh, oh, oh get you sir

 

 

Lol, only 6months late

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Who's that lying on the carpet,

who's that lying on the floor,

oh its Wisey on his back because Big Al gave him a smack

and he wont be screwing *Geordies anymore!!!

Who's that......

 

Tune: The munich aircrash song/whos that team we call united

 

*= I couldn't think of anything else that fits in there concerning NUFC (anyone got any other suggestions?).

True, Shearer didn't smack him, but lets just say it anyway! :iamatwat:

 

How about 'the', fits perfect man.

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I personally think 'We'll be coming' is an awful football song.

 

It's a good song...but it's been Scotland's for years, and this season Liverpool have adopted it too.

 

Really is sh*t if we copy it too.

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I dont want to hear or will join in with is "WE ARE STAYING UP" such a small club chant.

 

Even if on the last day were 3-0 down to Aston Villa after 85 minutes when Shola scores bicycle kick from outside the penalty area, followed by Steven Harper nutmegging 6 players in a wild run from our own box, before Xisco lofts in a beauty of a chip from the half way line, leaving just enough time for Big Al to bring on Nile Ranger, who within 6.234 seconds of being on the pitch, bangs in the winner and legs it into the away section where 3000 Geordies are celebrating like fuck, mobbing any cunt near them, hugging random strangers, hoying each other around???????

 

 

 

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I dont want to hear or will join in with is "WE ARE STAYING UP" such a small club chant.

 

Even if on the last day were 3-0 down to Aston Villa after 85 minutes when Shola scores bicycle kick from outside the penalty area, followed by Steven Harper nutmegging 6 players in a wild run from our own box, before Xisco lofts in a beauty of a chip from the half way line, leaving just enough time for Big Al to bring on Nile Ranger, who within 6.234 seconds of being on the pitch, bangs in the winner and legs it into the away section where 3000 Geordies are celebrating like f***, mobbing any c*** near them, hugging random strangers, hoying each other around???????

 

I would be crying with joy.

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I saw Pedro and Dave talking about it elsewhere but I'd love it if we could bring the E-I-E-I-E-I-O song back for Shearer.

 

It's hardly a big change having to put his surname in for "Keegan". Probably my most favourite chant ever, sounded fucking mint.

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