Guest Geordiesned Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 On phone so can't quote. Different ending to the Mike Ashley is a twat chant/song that works: "He's killing NUFC, He's just so fucking tight!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 He's fucked us up, he's fucked us up, he's fucked us, Ashley's fucked us up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Would it be too harsh to go all 'Harry Roberts' on the leech? Shoot the bastard with a gun, with a gun, with a gun Shoot the bastard with a gun, shoot Mike Ashley! Push the bastard off a cliff, push Mike Ashley! Hit the bastard with your car, hit Mike Ashley! and so on. Tongue in cheek... of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Rosie and Jim: Ashley and Wise, Ashley and Wise, Ones a little s***, and the other likes pies. Ashley says sell, Wise says buy, and both take us backwards to our demise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Would it be too harsh to go all 'Harry Roberts' on the leech? Shoot the b****** with a gun, with a gun, with a gun Shoot the b****** with a gun, shoot Mike Ashley! Push the b****** off a cliff, push Mike Ashley! Hit the b****** with your car, hit Mike Ashley! and so on. Tongue in cheek... of course. i like, i like! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 think we should nick and adapt the tartan army's coming down the road song, its short and catchy, can repeat for ages and build it up round the ground but have geordie boys not toon army boys cos i hate toon army! We'll be coming We'll be coming we'll be coming down the road when you hear the noise of Alan Shearer's boys we'll be coming down the road i'd put a youtube clip on if i knew how to!!lol FYP. that song is class! would love to hear that being sung at a few games this season Yeah I love that, but Liverpool nicked that last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 This is a kind of death metal song but i think it may catch on... DIE ASHLEY, YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT. DIE, DIE DIE!!!!! Repeat until bored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Would it be too harsh to go all 'Harry Roberts' on the leech? Shoot the bastard with a gun, with a gun, with a gun Shoot the bastard with a gun, shoot Mike Ashley! Push the bastard off a cliff, push Mike Ashley! Hit the bastard with your car, hit Mike Ashley! and so on. Tongue in cheek... of course. That has away-day travel written all over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 to the tune of doctor pressure or whatever its called nick, nick, nicky butt, nick nick nick nick nicky butt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Que sera,sera. What ever will be, will be. Where going to Barns..ely. I know it's spelt wrongly, but Barnsley wouldn't fit otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Que sera,sera. What ever will be, will be. Where going to Barns..ely. I know it's spelt wrongly, but Barnsley wouldn't fit otherwise. That last bit doesn't seem to fit, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Who sings the version of the Blaydon Races that's played over the tannoy just before kick off by the way? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Who sings the version of the Blaydon Races that's played over the tannoy just before kick off by the way? the longsands sing the one at the start of the 2nd half. I'm out with 2 of the band tonight so if you want something requested..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Do we now have to change the lyrics: "when Shola scores, we're on the pitch"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Enriquee Woahooo Enriquee Woahooo He wears the number 3 He'd Torture Bellamy Danny Simpson Is A Mag Is a mag Is a mag Danny Simpson Is A Mag He hates Mackems/Fergie No no , no no no no , no no no no , no no Kevin Nolan !! I remember when I was young Me Fatha said to me Some say it's only football But it's heaven and it's hell So cheer up bonnie laddie It's wor religion cant ya tell !! Aaaaaaand , we bleed black and white We're geordies and were proud You'll never hear another crowd Sing it half as loud Rain , Sleet , Snow Yana were we will go Following the NU . . FC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Do we now have to change the lyrics: "when Shola scores, we're on the pitch"? Some in level 7 were singing... "Shola's gonna score, he's gonna scorrreeee, he's gonna scorrrreeee..." before a corner, then when Shola headed it at the keeper (same corner)... "Shola nearly scored.. he nearly scored..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhho Mike Ashley's on fiiiiiire Repeat to fade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO HE'S THE LOCAL LAD ON TYNE GIVE HIM THE NUMBER NINE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO HE'S THE LOCAL LAD ON TYNE GIVE HIM THE NUMBER NINE Shola's already got a mint song tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yeah , I know your right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO WOR SHOLA WOOOAHOOOO HE'S THE LOCAL LAD ON TYNE GIVE HIM THE NUMBER NINE Shola's already got a mint song tbf. Plus that one is terrible tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Couldn't think of anything for the first 2 but the chorus: Are we mental? Or are we Geordie? Our fans are loyal, we’re still unsold, And I’m looking on my knees for the answer Are we mental? Or are we Geordie? Well, it's a start. :-[ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Maybe if we continue this form we could modify "We built this city on rock and roll" to "We pissed this division with half a squad." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Signed him on a free , From Nobody Peter Lovenkrands !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 How do you sing the peter lovenkrands bit, or does it just not rhyme at all ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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