Mick Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Imagine if we become the only team to beat them in the league. Aye, actually, na. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 He'll think of new creative ways to keep all our shite players in the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Can't see anything but a Pardew defensive master class followed by a cricket score. Chelsea may not have beat us at home in a while and it might be Mourinho's worst ground but they're going to beast us on the way to the title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Work Christmas party followed by early kick off and comprehensive destruction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Colo probably still out - must need to go to Argentina to finish his Christmas shopping: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/413676/Alan-Pardew-UNLIKELY-risk-Newcastle-Fabricio-Coloccini-Chelsea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We'll probably play quite well without really threatening. Lose 0-2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We'll probably play quite well without really threatening. Lose 0-2 Exactly my thoughts. We'll not play particularly badly but they'll never look in danger. We'll probably have one controversial decision/golden chance go against us at 0-1 when we're having a decent spell before getting picked off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We will lose unless they get complacent which I doubt. 0-2 or 1-2 imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Yup. 4-0 Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We'll probably play quite well without really threatening. Lose 0-2 Exactly my thoughts. We'll not play particularly badly but they'll never look in danger. We'll probably have one controversial decision/golden chance go against us at 0-1 when we're having a decent spell before getting picked off. Courtois will barely have to break sweat and people will be proclaiming we're the second coming of Madrid in the 50s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We'll probably fucking beat them knowing us. We are shit but for some reason we can win for some periods throughout the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Normally do well against these under Pardew for some reason, but Chelsea of this season are just a class above. 0-3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Wouldn't be surprised if we beat these, for some reason we have done well against them in recent years. Still think we will lose though, Costa will tear us a new one. I caught myself thinking this today and then I thought about the Sunderland fans saying the same thing about their recent victories over Man City. We've played okay against Chelsea at home in recent times, but we've also been quite lucky. Sooner or later, they'll show up, play to top form and we won't get the luck. I can see the result of that being us taking an absolute pasting. If we play like we did against Burnley and Chelsea play to form, we'll lose heavily, just like Sunderland did yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Inexplicable draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We'll win, and it'll be fucking ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Hard fought loss that'll be spun into a moral victory because we didn't lose by 6. "We only lost by 3, didn't we do well?? Eh? Eh?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's been a while since we've had a 5-0 spanking. I'll go for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Hard fought loss that'll be spun into a moral victory because we didn't lose by 6. "We only lost by 3, didn't we do well?? Eh? Eh?" Hope so, the pride is just starting to wear off after the moral victory against Man City in August. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Mourinho will probably go easy on his "mate" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I expect us to get whopped but hope we at least have a go and it's a good game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptoon Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I'd play Jelliot Janmaat Dummett Colo Haidara Colback Abeid Sissoko Cabella Aarons (if he's back) Perez That's our best side available at the moment IMO. Saylor will start if Colo isn't fit. The King will fit Gouffran, Tiote and Cisse in there though. 100% agree with this. If Gouffran can't threaten a poor Burnley side he has no chance against Chelski. We really need Aarons but he's still not quite fit apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Bit mad/sad what Gouffran has become since that match v Chelsea on his home debut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Hard fought loss that'll be spun into a moral victory because we didn't lose by 6. "We only lost by 3, didn't we do well?? Eh? Eh?" This basically, they will stop playing at HT when 2-0 up and we will have our only two shots late on = good effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptoon Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Bit mad/sad what Gouffran has become since that match v Chelsea on his home debut. I don't think Gouffran is a terrible player far from it. But he is ineffective on the wing especially if we have three in midfield. Its no coincidence our form has come to a grinding halt since Pardew decided to play him instead of Cabella. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Given the level Chelsea are playing we could get a good pasting even if we play well. Janmatt Saylor Colo Dummett Haidara Tiote Sissoko Colback Riviere Perez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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