England

[54]

Jesus lads, calm it down  

[Guest]

Supermac’s record under huge threat here. Think only Southgate will be able  to save it.

[MrRaspberryJam]

Hope the 2nd half isn't as shit as the Albania game. 

[Kimbo]

How sticky is Splatterface right now. Other than Kane he’s the only person on earth enjoying this.

[Yorkie]

Dixon hates Matterface 

[54]

Kane only needs 4 more to be equal England top goal scorer, chance he could make that tonight  

[number37]

Their record defeat is 13-0, which is the same as our record win so if it's not 14-0 then it might as well be a defeat. 

 

If records aren't getting broken then hopefully Matterface does at least. 

[toontownman]

1 minute ago, Yorkie said:

Dixon hates Matterface 

Lee Dixon?

 

That makes things difficult for me. The enemy of my enemy is my friend but also enemy?

 

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

Four goals Harry, four! That’s insane. 

[cookidge]

Just made an ofcom complaint about Sam Matterface

[number37]

With the money we're not spending on HS2 to Leeds, could we not give Italy £10bn to build a border wall around San Marino (twice if necessary) to keep Sam Matterface there and also give San Marino £11bn in compensation for keeping Sam Matterface there. 

[Yorkie]

8 minutes ago, toontownman said:

Lee Dixon?

 

That makes things difficult for me. The enemy of my enemy is my friend but also enemy?

 

 

I think Dixon's absolutely sound tbh. Just inoffensive. 

 

Would love to see us hit double figures, be good craic. 

[Dancing Brave]

4 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

 

I think Dixon's absolutely sound tbh. Just inoffensive. 

 

Would love to see us hit double figures, be good craic. 

10-0 is only 9/2 right now.

[Superior Acuña]

22 minutes ago, Bizza said:

Howay Kane, it's San Marino. Nee blasties. 

 

I'd completely forgotten about 'nee blasties'

[MrRaspberryJam]

Just now, Inferior Acuña said:

 

I'd completely forgotten about 'nee blasties'

 

And if San Marino score the next goal they'll feel like winners too.

[Fantail Breeze]

Just now, POOT 2.0 said:

Have we had "you can only beat what's put in front of you" yet? 

 

Was said at least twice at half time.

[Shearergol]

Gonna be a shite second half again then.

[MrRaspberryJam]

What a donut. 

[Shearergol]

Nice goal. Big fan of him.

[Yorkie]

Goal of the game that

[54]

Lovely goal that. 

[number37]

I wanted to see how universal this dislike of Sam Matterface is (spoiler alert: it's widespread, obviously) and I stumbled upon a Brighton and Hove Albion forum and they were discussing the commentary options of BBC v ITV at the Euros and one hero likened our antagonist to the equally unpleasant stain on British society from MasterChef:

 

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I have found Matterface intensely annoying at these championships. He reminds me of Gregggggggggg Wallace - that ridiculous faux ‘I’m like your best mate and say it how it is’. Sounds very irritating and disingenuous and he talks way too much, usually in cliche

 

 

Source: https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?388901-Matterface-on-ITV-or-Mowbray-on-BBC&p=9927270&viewfull=1#post9927270

[Anderson]

ESR is great, absolute embarrassment of riches in attack. We really have no excuse for not winning something soon.

[Yorkie]

Supermac survives

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Didn't know that Sawyer (the mum not the son) had been a Soccerette.