Pilko Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 That whip round we're having to buy the club should just be donated to any Premier League player willing to end this cunt's career with a Keane-on-Haaland style tackle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Give him the number ten shirt in honour of what his inclusion in the starting lineup means as we literally are a ten man team with this bald lazy bastard cunt in the team, I hope he breaks his fucking leg or something and we never see the cunt again, how he made it out of any academy is a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Hope his hair grows back in ginger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Could play the rotting corpse of Prince Phillip in centre mid instead of this cunt and it’d offer more movement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 least he wont have to wash his kit today, they lazy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 A new contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyc35i Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 We are going to start next season with this terrible excuse of a footballer in our side aren’t we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 davey was right you lazy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Lazy Cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Don't think i've disliked an NUFC player more than him, apart from Colback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: Don't think i've disliked an NUFC player more than him, apart from Colback. Probably more for one reason only, Colback did put some effort in. This cunt just annoys me more every passing game the way he swans around totally uninterested. Ultimately though it's down to the prick in charge for picking him, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyc35i Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 I had almost forgotten about my distant for Colback when watching this guy play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 He is everything that's wrong with a modern day footballer...lazy, entitled, childish, prefers having a shit manager that will let him piss about rather than a good one who would demand discipline but make him a better footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 nah - he's an old fashioned midfielder who's not suited to the modern game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 How is he an old fashioned midfielder? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: How is he an old fashioned midfielder? He plays like he's been drinking old fashioneds til late the night before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: How is he an old fashioned midfielder? Because he plays like a 60 year old? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Fair comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 may old-fashioned is not what i really meant. but the cunt isnt suited to the modern game. thinks he's some kind of snide hoddle, standing in his own half spraying the ball to the opposition with his hollywood passes and not actually moving, or tracking back or pressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 13 minutes ago, huss9 said: may old-fashioned is not what i really meant. but the cunt isnt suited to the modern game. thinks he's some kind of snide hoddle, standing in his own half spraying the ball to the opposition with his hollywood passes and not actually moving, or tracking back or pressing. Ah right yea, my dad thought Hoddle was lazy aswell. The thing with Shelvey is his overall play has totally regressed since Bruce came in, he was always annoying but you knew he could pick a pass out but he doesn't even do that now and he appears to not give a flying fuck, infact he seems happier as he can be as lazy as he likes and pick up 80k a week. Edited May 2, 2021 by ToonArmy1892 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 he knows he's the first name on the teem sheet under that fat fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 53 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: He is everything that's wrong with a modern day footballer...lazy, entitled, childish, prefers having a shit manager that will let him piss about rather than a good one who would demand discipline but make him a better footballer. Allegedly on 80 grand a week also which makes it worse. He has ability no doubt, but it's easy to see more and more why first Liverpool and then Swansea were more than happy to let him go. Edited May 2, 2021 by et tu brute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Hate the cunt. Every week it looks like the controller has been disconnected and this twat is standing still with no batteries. Or just wandering around aimlessly. Should be barbecued. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 his "stats" for this game anywhere? especially the heat map? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, huss9 said: his "stats" for this game anywhere? especially the heat map? Very rarely more than five metres from the central defenders I would imagine, in fact for most of the game we were playing with a back 5 (this excluding the full/wing backs) as Longstaff wasn't that much further forward either most of the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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