James Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets caught up in some naked photo scandal where it is revealed that his erect penis is as big as his little finger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope John Carver moves into his shed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets molested by whales at a sea world quiz event. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets into a conversation with TCD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets violently poked in the eye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Jokes directed toward The King, which include his wife, are piss poor. Pardoo, courtesy of his nomadic testicles & dick, has put that woman through hell. No way should she be considered fair game in a thread dedicated to this fraud of a human being. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets into a conversation with TCD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake. Actually, Pardew is the kind that'll buy the fake ones for $30 and pass them off as real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 hope the fake is lined with asbestos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he has the opportunity to have sex with Scarlett Johansson, only to not be able to get it up, and thrown out of the penthouse window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope the daft cunt can't even roll a rollie properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope every time he looks in the mirror he sees Rocky Dennis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets his eyes poked out with a passer-by's umbrella. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he steps in what he thought to be a shallow puddle but actually turns out to be deeper than expected and gets the bottom quarter of his pants wet. The cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he presses 'I've got my own bag' in Morrisons then gets caught in an endless loop of being told there's an unexpected item in the bagging area and then that an item has been removed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he's the next Jill Dando. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he's the next Jill Dando. She went on holiday though. That's too much happiness iyam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets rejected for the next series of Ninja Warrior UK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he gets a Dr Oertker pizza and then burns it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I'm basically just wishing all the little shit things that happen to me upon him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope Ben Arfa does this on his grave: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he never wins a pub quiz. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope his internet provider is talktalk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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