Altamullan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Tom Downs A flaming good name... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Such an ugly, weird man WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Where can I contribute to the jipping of this twat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 He's got a bit of the Pardew look about him, maybe it's his cousin or something? Same trout like features and awful personality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 @tomdown3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Such an ugly, weird man WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters. Tom Down @TomDown3 Jan 16 Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe Fucking knew it. Who the fuck gans in Yates's? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Such an ugly, weird man WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters. Tom Down @TomDown3 Jan 16 Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe f***ing knew it. Who the f*** gans in Yates's? They do nice pint of Fosters.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Such an ugly, weird man WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters. Tom Down @TomDown3 Jan 16 Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe f***ing knew it. Who the f*** gans in Yates's? Hope he had a really s*** and miserable day the w***** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Poor guy. Got to be hard going through life with Tom Down's Syndrome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Poor guy. Got to be hard going through life with Tom Down's Syndrome. What do you reckon the main signs and symptoms would be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 It's mad how you can pretty much deduct his entire personality from that one clip You can tell nobody likes him, he's a part of this clique of faux football radgies, drinks shit lager, hates Muslims, has cheap West Ham memorabilia in both his house and car, owns at least 1 England flag, at least 1 notoriously aggressive dog (such as a staffy or a bullmastiff), has a fat wife/gf, his favourite foods are mince pies and fish and chips, makes constant jokes about blacks and how women should never leave the kitchen, has a sub 4 inch penis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 He's also never referred to an attractive woman as anything other than 'treacle'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 As if any West Ham fan can lord it over us with a straight face. Hope he has a massive meal at a restaurant thinking they do Taste Card and it turns out they don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Shearer's son on the right. flashy kernt with his sleeved canada goose Just about to post that look at me with my jacket that costs over a grand he must be fucking baking underneath, especially if Sheeran can get away with wearing a sweatshirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Tom Down's Syndrome: Toonaphobia Allergic to smell of petrol Unquenchable thirst for Fosters lager Homoerotic fantasies about Dicks (Julian, as well) Penchant for 1970s sitcoms Owns and mistreats a bull terrier Common-law wife resembles Waynetta Slob Lives on pies and chips Refusal of foreign muck food (like his wife's pizza) Microphallically challenged - hung like a hamster. Geographically confused - claims Brentwood is in Eastend of Laaaaan-din. Tic disorder causing clapping on aeroplane take-offs and landings Two common forms of facial abnormality: 1) resembling an inbred Royal with learning disabilities; 2) a female sexual organ, a complete one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Tom Downs looks like Prince Andrew with learning difficulties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 It's mad how you can pretty much deduct his entire personality from that one clip You can tell nobody likes him, he's a part of this clique of faux football radgies, drinks s*** lager, hates Muslims, has cheap West Ham memorabilia in both his house and car, owns at least 1 England flag, at least 1 notoriously aggressive dog (such as a staffy or a bullmastiff), has a fat wife/gf, his favourite foods are mince pies and fish and chips, makes constant jokes about blacks and how women should never leave the kitchen, has a sub 4 inch penis. I'd be amazed if he's ever taken a summer holiday that hasn't been based around West Ham's pre-season schedule. I'd also bet that while abroad, he frequently bores the locals with rants about how great Britain is and how thankful they should be for all "she" has done for the world. He's also one of those cunts that applauds when the plane lands, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Do all football clubs not have mongish football radgie fans like him? We have plenty of nackers amongst our support Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Typical Essex West Ham, complete and utter cunt in all aspects. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Do all football clubs not have mongish football radgie fans like him? We have plenty of nackers amongst our support Aye, but True Geordie aside, they don't do it in front of a camera. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I love the life story being written for this dude. He probably works at a soup kitchen and sponsors an African child to attend school. And loves an authentic Hefeweizen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I love the life story being written for this dude. He probably works at a soup kitchen and sponsors an African child to attend school. And loves an authentic Hefeweizen. DOES. HE. FUCK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 He's a bit of a throw-back, in more ways than one. Speaking of which: "He's only a poor little Hammer..." his clothes are all tattered and torn.... Remember that so well along with the Seymour graffiti. Should have been preserved as club history that and the one down Bath lane. "newcastle utd" but they'd orignially missed out the "t" so they put an arrow in the gap with the "t" above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Know plenty of west ham cunts but the brows are higher than the gods on some of these posts,nowt like getting dismantled on the web Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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